Detoilet Tiggers vs Jew York Stankees Gamethread

70th annual old timer's day edition.

Get in here faggots.

Tiggers line up and pitcher

1. 2B Ian Kinsller
2. CF Cameron Maybin
3. 1B Miguel Cabrera
4. DH Victor Martinez
5. RF J.D. Martinez
6. 3B Nick Castellanos
7. LF Justin Upton
8. C Jarrod Saltalamacchia
9. SS Mike Aviles

SP Michael Fulmer

Stankees line up and pitcher

1. CF Jacoby Ellsbury
2. LF Brett Gardner
3. DH Carlos Beltran
4. 2B Starlin Castro
5. 3B Chase Headley
6. SS Didi Gregorius
7. C Austin Romine
8. RF Aaron Hicks
9. 1B Rob Refsnyder

SP Michael Pineda

N-no one cares about old timer's day?

Why did you make a thread an hr early?

For old timer's day. I can't be the only one that watches it on Sup Forums.

Actually check that, you made it two hours early.

Wtf is wrong with you OP?

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Former Yankee players play a brief game before the actual game today. Hideki Matsui is here again this year and it's his birthday.

>mfw Matsui hits a dinger

HE DID IT THE MAD MAN

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He still has it.

Is it time for actual baseball now?

It's time

Finally. I had to watch divegrass for an hr, it was awful.

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>Not watching Matsui dinger
>watching divegrass instead

smfhtbhwyf

Who dat?

A very T H I C K woman

I care even less about retired yankee chinamen than I do about povertyball.

kys.

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Will all of baseball use Rainbow bats?

T H I C K

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The fuck today is a doubleheader?

>everyone should care about the shitty retired players from my shitty unlikeable team
No

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Or was Kay refering to the Old timers game?

No..

T H I C K

Matusi didn't play for the Tigers

Precisely why I don't care

That's what Michael Kay said, I think he was referring to the old timers day

>shitty retired player
>Hideki Matsui

Just fucking kill yourself. Look at his stats. Not only that, he was clutch as fuck.

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Tigers are the epitome of shitty unlikeable team

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He was Chinese and a yankee. He was shit.

He can't keep getting away with this!

You should be banished from ever watching baseball again. You shouldn't even have an opinion about baseball in a Gambian Mandinka warrior image board.

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Wow, the washed-up fatass actually got a hit

Decent 1st from Big Mike

And your concrete legged gook LF should be deported back to Vietnam.

>RISP
>Doesn't even know Matsui

>The Toilet

>be washed up
>make 28 million dollars
>win a batting title

Brett Gardner is white and is an elite defensive outfielder.

>Detoilet
>In charge of knowing baseball

>make 28 million dollars
>literally 56 million times the value of all of Detroit

great investment Mishitgan

Stop bickering

Post Brad

>pay A-Rod 28 million dollars
>get nothing because he's suspended for steroids for the 15th time

It's not too early for Bradposting?

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who is this person pitching? surely this isn't pineda

Some Mexican

Pineda got brutally murdered and they dumped his body in the Sahara. They replaced him with an android.

>Walk

who /brunch/ here?

You live in Windsor?

No

Jays just too infuriating then?

Lel Toronto is a meme city desu but >Ottawa is boring as fug desu

>Saltalamacchia getting walked

Can Reggie Bars expire? If I bought one online and ate it, will I die?

Nice bunt kek

I'm not sure Reggie Bar is actually a thing. Think you bought rat poison bro.

>Ottawa
You poor bastard. Stay strong. At least it isn't Winnipeg.

Shut the fuck up and learn how to read Detoilet scum.

Calm down you autist

Why are yankees fans being such assholes today? The last two were chill.

>RISP

Take a chill pill and relax, my friends

It's Pineda day

We had to deal wit lelfrey the other day, so it evens out

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Good afternoon, Sup Forums pals! Is this the official threat for Yankees game?

>It's a V-Mart gets hurt episode

No you're in the wrong place

>JUSTin Upton
>Base hit

>It's a Pineda shits the bed episode
>Side story is that Yankees can't hit

jdimsa

It doesn't look good for Yankees... :s

didi is elite

>Saltalamacchia

>... :s

See this shit? Fucking stop it.

>RISP

pls kins

Based Kinsler

>Pineda actually pitching decently

Fuck this. GG Tiggers.

>(me)
Fuck Pineda

Pineda is a mess... Perhaps because of too much sunlight?

>goggles

>that swing

>0-2 count
>Fans starts cheering
>Ball 1

>deadley
this game has the best unis in the AL

T-THEY'RE ABOUT TO SCORE ON HIM

let's trade Romines

No

>Hey Meredith, I went deep!

Based Paul top kek

you see how thick meredith is? and pauly went right to her. he's got to be banging her

>Hey Meredith, I went deep