ITT we poorly describe video games

ITT we poorly describe video games.
the last one 404'd
> You're a cowboy or some shit
> Now you're a vampire
> Now you're Ryan Reynolds in RIPD
> Now you're boning some lady
> Now she's betraying you
> forgettable/10

>Russia invades
>Yankee brother killed on tv
>become Yankee badass and control personal army of 10
>beat Russians with monkey wrench
>snipe general
>Russia retreats

> fuck
> die
> the end

>son of a king
>coup exiles your father and makes you an orphan
>End up on some island with a new father and a new best friend
>accident to friend happens after you and your friend travel to forbidden island
>chief/father sends you on quest to find person who can fix the accident
>your friend/side kick never shuts up

Homefront?

Nah, pretty close tho.
Here's a hint
>FOLLOW ME
>HOLD POSITION

Sounds like Darkwatch.

>You live in what would be a ripoff of the world from Cars if it didn't predate it
>Some asshole hires you to promote his barren town to trick people into moving in
>Ayy Lmao Cars
>Leadership is passed down by law of who is the fastest
>You fit rockets to your car and play an early version of Rocket league in your quest to become president

I'm surprised anyone managed to remember it. I think it was an early PS2 game.

CoD Ghosts?

Nope, it's a ps2 game

>>F...K in the coffee
Call me York, everybody does

Road Trip or something like that

Vigilante 8?

Fuck yes Freedom fighters was the shit

>Battleborn


Kek you fuckers will never get this one

Is it Freedom Fighters? That Red Dawn rip off.

>every title of the series is an innuendo that you don't get until your older
>PlayStation exclusive

Would give more clues but I think it'd be too obvious

Team fortress 2?

Ratchet & Clank?

Nice one my niggers

ratchet and clank?

You got it user

Discover enemy defensive structures in your base and rage quit over and over again

> "history"

Das it man

assassins creed

buying gf

Ratchet and Clank

Bingo

Glyphosphere

>Wait, we're being thrown out?
>What the fuck.
>7/10 too much sand.
>Oh hey, we're back
>"Can't hold 'em off forever!"
>yes you can
>Wait, why pac-man?
>Alright, whatever.
>Oh, now my dad's dead.
>Oh cool, that meat avoiding fuck got his.
>Into space!
>First half of boss is 7/10 too much sand, again.
>Next phase is fine.
>New game plus is pretty baller though.

> you become a fucking mosquito

>Crates fall from sky
>Use crates to build weapons, vehicles, teammates
>Kill everything

>play as three Vikings that the company forgets about until they need filler for their new moba

Sounds like darkwatch yrs

Mr. Mosquito

Nope!

What the fuck

>Be dumb fuck nobody
>"Everything's fucked! Go un-fuck it!"
>get ass kicked several times
>regularly sodomized by random rapists
>Literally end the world
>or maybe not, really fucking ambiguos

Jak and daxter

Dark Souls?

shoot the barrier
you're pissed

>quack
>quack
>occasional murder
>quackety quack

Strange markings environment

Some fairy talks to you in a bar and you fuck everyone.

>jetpack

Correct

Hunniepop

no, what made you think that?

Huniepop?

>be furry
>be in Australia or some shit
>kill animals with boomerangs
>unlock new boomerangs
>kill more animals
>what's the storyline?

Yes.

I was hoping someone would think I was talking about a faggot.

gta San Andreas?

>B A LT B B LT B RT Black White LT LT
>Apache helicopter appears out of nowhere

Man i havnt played that game in years surprized i got it right

Life

nope

I post this in every one of these threads, and no one gets it.
>super famous
>stupid forest
>wizard turns into a star at the end
>Usual bad guy teams up with him
>The two companies who made this never make another game together again

Ty the tazmanian devil

Ty the Tasmanian tiger

>Heroes never die

>go to spooky mansion with gf
>gf gets kidnapped by monsters
>die
>get revived by a mask voiced by ultralord

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

thats deadly premonition nigga too easy

...

Super Mario RPG?

>I'l take two number 9's
>a number 9 large
>a number 6 with extra dip
>two number 47's
>one with cheese
>and a large soda

Its high noon overwatch easy

Kirby air ride?

Ancient lettering vista

Yo, you got it
Nice hivemind btw

>GOTTA
>GET
>A
>GRIP

Nope
PS1 game

Damn Smoke you fat fuck

GTA San Andreas

>regularly sodomized by random rapists

What the hell game is this?

pretty obvious
hots

Duck game

Well done, anons.
Golden star.

Filler? They were like the most requested people out of all of them.

> You just want a fucking sheep
> asshole dog won't let you get one
> complicated puzzles and Goldberg machines

Ty the Tasmanian tiger my nigga

Welp i have gotten 4 right in the past 2 mins did i do good

Is your life so devoid of accomplishments you needed to point out you were right so people would congratulate you?

>yellow
>second
>X (hold R1) + O

>wake up by river with only toga
>things attacking things
>gods angry
>you loot lots of things
>crap everywhere
>you kill hell
>you win

>R1
>R1
>R1
>R1
>R1
>Drink all of your orange juice

Okay they are in hots, but what are they from?
I know dude, but the fact that they never touched them till then is a bit annoying

Yes

>Kill shopkeepers
>Make blood sacrifices
>Die a lot

Splatterhouse?

>ship gets sucked into wormhole
>crew goes mining because the engine is fucked up
>ENERGY CRYSTALS!
>can't actually get good ending because the level devs screwed up

>be toaster
>have wings
>fly through household obstacle course
>get hit by slinky
>die

>fucking mines everywhere
>find out how to play
>this is doable

dark souls

>yell at ppl

Correct

Spatterhouse, loved the shit out of that game

Is that rock raiders?

Dead rising?

>wake up from coma
>city becomes a war zone because of you
>streaking

HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW ROCK RAIDERS OH MY GOD