Itt we poorly describe video games

itt we poorly describe video games

>Put hand in a box
>ow
>WTF, GRIFFINS AND WEREWOLVES?!
>Got to get the box

>headbut brick

>run across boats and poles trying not to fall in the water
>drunk guy pushes me off the boat
>drowns
>FUCK
>kill drunk guy
>fail
>FUCK

>GOTTA
>GET
>A
>GRIP

Mushroom people are trying to kill you while a slightly insane gay man helps you at one point

>Kill mutants in area 51
>get bit
>become mutant
>fight 4 armed alien
>fight illuminati and aliens
>meet big alien
>blow up spaceship
>really shitty sequel

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legendary

how did you guess
kappa

asscreed 1

Winar

oh shit lol i didnt c that jpg name, i played this game yrs ago.

Legendary

...is it area 51? ps2 game

FUCK YEAH
okay my turn

>challenge someone to battle
>slaughter hundreds of his soldiers comprising mostly of poorly armed peasants
>capture dood but let him go
> + honor

Area 51? I played it but can't remember the name

>Be a predator
>fight way out of city
>fall through roof
>blow up city
>get sent to desert planet
>100 years later
>get sent back to rebuilt city
>kill people who stole my shit
>kill my son

>Best game ive ever played ever
>would literally commit atrocities for sequel or reboot

dynasty warriors?

sure is mah nigs, fucken loved that game

>Be a predator
>fight way out of city
>fall through roof
>blow up city
>get sent to desert planet
>100 years later
>get sent back to rebuilt city
>kill people who stole my shit
>kill my son

>Best game ive ever played ever
>would literally commit atrocities for sequel or reboot

sorry, forgot to add pic to help

fallout

nope, good guess though. honor is an actual stat though

nope

I'm guessing the same thing. IT was a ps2/xbox game

>Fk yea fantasy soccer
>Fk u dad
>wdf is that
>where dafaq am I
>who dafaq are these ppl
>oh no its killing everyone
>time to save the world
>she kinda cute
>aw yis saved the world
>Fk no its my dad
>I love u dad
>c ya nerds

...

Mario

I don't remember the name. Obviously a predator game. That cut scene in the desert planet where he stands on the pile of alien corpses was the best. He killed them with a spear, i remember that.

Mount and Blade

final fantasy 10. too easy even with the pic

Tony hawk?

>A remake of the second game in the series with the first game's protagonist
>FANTASTIC
>Dubstep end boss fight

>Gangs
>New York
>goes to the Bronx
>gets framed for shooting someone
>Trying to fight back to their turf while trying to survive
>in the 80's
>makes it back but one dies

Dark souls1

man, this fucking game was the shit, HOW COULD YOU FORGET!!!

Warriors?

EDIT :
>Gangs
>New York
>goes to the Bronx
>gets framed for shooting someone
>Trying to fight back to their turf while trying to survive
>in the 80's
>play as many characters in the gang
>come out to play

>giant customizable robot suits
>badass mercenary
>whats behind that line that is very very quiet
>"raven"

I looked up "predator ps2" Can confirm you described predator concrete jungle

WARRIORS!! IEE YEY!

Got it

>get sent to desert planet
was a nice try though

>beat up street thugs
>save your slut

>Hardcore parkour zombie adventure with extra mudslimes

yes

Armored core silent line

>Be a guy
>Kill a fake guy
>Wrestle aliens, suplex all of them
>Find out you aren't a guy, but actually the guy whose fake guy you killed disguised as the first guy
>Gotta go down through the bunker to meet the missus under a tree on the White House lawn

Dying Light

mission complete

Bill payment:overtime

An armored core game?

Bioshock infinite

Are my dubs correct?

yep

No, about 14 years earlier

Well fuck me

>wake up in cave
>rabbits
>douchebag doctor
>blow up island
>go to hell if you save gf

CAVE STORY!!!

chrono trigger

correctimungo

>Disney characters
>Hot bishie guys
>Storyline more complicated to understand than femenists

>party so hard your truck rolls over
>get amnesia as a result
>go on a joirney to kill yourself
>all those gimps trying to jump you are the last of your problems
>get killed by random greande
>get into a death loop because you save too often

>be a guy (or chick)
>meet annoying guy on the way to academy
>academy is in danger
>be trained with annoying guy to become badasses
>hunt down threat to save everybody
>annoying friend turns on you
>key choice: kill him or let him live
>go to valley with ancient tombs
>kill girl possessed with ancient ghost
>you're now a hero or a villain

Kingdom hertz

Good Job

>emo edgelord had amnesia
>aliens

>FUCKING BEN, WHY DID I DEFEND YOU

Shadow the hedgehog

Ow the edge

>Shadow the hedgehog

Fuck u

Ok

>wizard makes drugs in his castle
>fucks up and creates the apocalypse
>his gloves come alive
>one turns evil
>go save the world as a glove

Fable?

Glover

Legendary

>Expect to play a RPG game
>Played a hallway simulator instead

Glover

Jedi knight jedi academy

>don't have immigration forms
>turns out you have to fill out your infomation on arrival
>shithole island
>miss
>miss
>miss
>miss
>miss
>hit

>am the baddest cowboy
>gang says fuck you and leaves you behind
>government tells you to hunt down gang
>government puts 2 million bullets into you after mission complete
>you become your son

Morrowind

Us immigration process

correct!

Red dead redemption

>you get thrown into a dome made of magical energy
>must fight against wild creatures
>you have to join one of three groups
>Then some potheads fuck it up an shit hits the fan
>You end up killing a giant spider-daemon

Holy shit, I thought I was the only one who knew that game

uhhhh...

Red ded redemption

red ded redemption

Yup

Red dead Redemption
That was easy

Glover

That was a great game

FF13

yep

>live with girls
>aww yeah
>other boy lives there
>shit
>dorm gets attacked by niggers
>an hero

best lightsaber combat so far!

>be a guy with mask
>rats everywhere!

...

Predator: Concrete Jungle?

Gothic 1

>zombies
>but with energy drinks
>your player is borderline insane

Chicago life simulator

>go to spooky mansion with gf
>gf gets kidnapped by monsters
>die
>revived by mask voiced by ultralord
>get ripped as fuck
>beat the shit out of everything
>severely underrated

>Generic side scroller
>You play as your heros from when you were a kid
>lots of explosions and gore
>full endorsement of all things american its a parody
>Will play again.