itt we poorly describe video games
>Put hand in a box
>ow
>WTF, GRIFFINS AND WEREWOLVES?!
>Got to get the box
itt we poorly describe video games
>Put hand in a box
>ow
>WTF, GRIFFINS AND WEREWOLVES?!
>Got to get the box
>headbut brick
>run across boats and poles trying not to fall in the water
>drunk guy pushes me off the boat
>drowns
>FUCK
>kill drunk guy
>fail
>FUCK
>GOTTA
>GET
>A
>GRIP
Mushroom people are trying to kill you while a slightly insane gay man helps you at one point
>Kill mutants in area 51
>get bit
>become mutant
>fight 4 armed alien
>fight illuminati and aliens
>meet big alien
>blow up spaceship
>really shitty sequel
bump for this thread, we need more people answering
legendary
how did you guess
kappa
asscreed 1
Winar
oh shit lol i didnt c that jpg name, i played this game yrs ago.
Legendary
...is it area 51? ps2 game
FUCK YEAH
okay my turn
>challenge someone to battle
>slaughter hundreds of his soldiers comprising mostly of poorly armed peasants
>capture dood but let him go
> + honor
Area 51? I played it but can't remember the name
>Be a predator
>fight way out of city
>fall through roof
>blow up city
>get sent to desert planet
>100 years later
>get sent back to rebuilt city
>kill people who stole my shit
>kill my son
>Best game ive ever played ever
>would literally commit atrocities for sequel or reboot
dynasty warriors?
sure is mah nigs, fucken loved that game
>Be a predator
>fight way out of city
>fall through roof
>blow up city
>get sent to desert planet
>100 years later
>get sent back to rebuilt city
>kill people who stole my shit
>kill my son
>Best game ive ever played ever
>would literally commit atrocities for sequel or reboot
sorry, forgot to add pic to help
fallout
nope, good guess though. honor is an actual stat though
nope
I'm guessing the same thing. IT was a ps2/xbox game
>Fk yea fantasy soccer
>Fk u dad
>wdf is that
>where dafaq am I
>who dafaq are these ppl
>oh no its killing everyone
>time to save the world
>she kinda cute
>aw yis saved the world
>Fk no its my dad
>I love u dad
>c ya nerds
...
Mario
I don't remember the name. Obviously a predator game. That cut scene in the desert planet where he stands on the pile of alien corpses was the best. He killed them with a spear, i remember that.
Mount and Blade
final fantasy 10. too easy even with the pic
Tony hawk?
>A remake of the second game in the series with the first game's protagonist
>FANTASTIC
>Dubstep end boss fight
>Gangs
>New York
>goes to the Bronx
>gets framed for shooting someone
>Trying to fight back to their turf while trying to survive
>in the 80's
>makes it back but one dies
Dark souls1
man, this fucking game was the shit, HOW COULD YOU FORGET!!!
Warriors?
EDIT :
>Gangs
>New York
>goes to the Bronx
>gets framed for shooting someone
>Trying to fight back to their turf while trying to survive
>in the 80's
>play as many characters in the gang
>come out to play
>giant customizable robot suits
>badass mercenary
>whats behind that line that is very very quiet
>"raven"
I looked up "predator ps2" Can confirm you described predator concrete jungle
WARRIORS!! IEE YEY!
Got it
>get sent to desert planet
was a nice try though
>beat up street thugs
>save your slut
>Hardcore parkour zombie adventure with extra mudslimes
yes
Armored core silent line
>Be a guy
>Kill a fake guy
>Wrestle aliens, suplex all of them
>Find out you aren't a guy, but actually the guy whose fake guy you killed disguised as the first guy
>Gotta go down through the bunker to meet the missus under a tree on the White House lawn
Dying Light
mission complete
Bill payment:overtime
An armored core game?
Bioshock infinite
Are my dubs correct?
yep
No, about 14 years earlier
Well fuck me
>wake up in cave
>rabbits
>douchebag doctor
>blow up island
>go to hell if you save gf
CAVE STORY!!!
chrono trigger
correctimungo
>Disney characters
>Hot bishie guys
>Storyline more complicated to understand than femenists
>party so hard your truck rolls over
>get amnesia as a result
>go on a joirney to kill yourself
>all those gimps trying to jump you are the last of your problems
>get killed by random greande
>get into a death loop because you save too often
>be a guy (or chick)
>meet annoying guy on the way to academy
>academy is in danger
>be trained with annoying guy to become badasses
>hunt down threat to save everybody
>annoying friend turns on you
>key choice: kill him or let him live
>go to valley with ancient tombs
>kill girl possessed with ancient ghost
>you're now a hero or a villain
Kingdom hertz
Good Job
>emo edgelord had amnesia
>aliens
>FUCKING BEN, WHY DID I DEFEND YOU
Shadow the hedgehog
Ow the edge
>Shadow the hedgehog
Fuck u
Ok
>wizard makes drugs in his castle
>fucks up and creates the apocalypse
>his gloves come alive
>one turns evil
>go save the world as a glove
Fable?
Glover
Legendary
>Expect to play a RPG game
>Played a hallway simulator instead
Glover
Jedi knight jedi academy
>don't have immigration forms
>turns out you have to fill out your infomation on arrival
>shithole island
>miss
>miss
>miss
>miss
>miss
>hit
>am the baddest cowboy
>gang says fuck you and leaves you behind
>government tells you to hunt down gang
>government puts 2 million bullets into you after mission complete
>you become your son
Morrowind
Us immigration process
correct!
Red dead redemption
>you get thrown into a dome made of magical energy
>must fight against wild creatures
>you have to join one of three groups
>Then some potheads fuck it up an shit hits the fan
>You end up killing a giant spider-daemon
Holy shit, I thought I was the only one who knew that game
uhhhh...
Red ded redemption
red ded redemption
Yup
Red dead Redemption
That was easy
Glover
That was a great game
FF13
yep
>live with girls
>aww yeah
>other boy lives there
>shit
>dorm gets attacked by niggers
>an hero
best lightsaber combat so far!
>be a guy with mask
>rats everywhere!
...
Predator: Concrete Jungle?
Gothic 1
>zombies
>but with energy drinks
>your player is borderline insane
Chicago life simulator
>go to spooky mansion with gf
>gf gets kidnapped by monsters
>die
>revived by mask voiced by ultralord
>get ripped as fuck
>beat the shit out of everything
>severely underrated
>Generic side scroller
>You play as your heros from when you were a kid
>lots of explosions and gore
>full endorsement of all things american its a parody
>Will play again.