Can Sup Forums guess how I fucked up my relationship with the love of my life. Pic related us

Can Sup Forums guess how I fucked up my relationship with the love of my life. Pic related us

Who wears the penis?

>how to spot a faggot
>he's wearing a tank and a camelbak

ur gay?

Found your gay porn?

I do

Nope

You are friendzoned and posting a pic of the girl you fap to to justify being a butthurt jealous neckbeard/10

Nope she dropped a 4 year relationship for me

We were on vacation in Orlando, Fl

Suggested a 4 way with Mother and your dog

You ruined your relationship with Sup Forums?
Are you Chris-Chan?

you made a joke about her weight

you can rarely fuck up a 4 year relationship due to a single thing.
Get the fuck off Sup Forums and try to make it up to her. People don't want to fall out of love, she will prob give you another chance if you don't continue to fuck shit up.

GTFO NORMIE!

Hey, i can't lead them completely astray. They are not good looking enough to be intimidating, but not ugly enough to be a joke..
two 5/10's.. kinda endearing. Hope they work it out.

She's actually the thinnest person I've dated. She had a tiny bit of a stomach but I had only been with whales before so I never said anything about her weight

Tried several times already. She doesn't want anything to do with me.

kek what's it matter? We have to encourage every man to have sex with lots of women and never commit... OP prolly got cucked honestly

tell us what the fuck it is so we can accurately tell, you what you can do if anything.

i have to agree. if she really did want 'nothing to do with him' after 'i did one thing to screw up a 4 year relationship' then she was interested in someone else anyway and the breakup was inevitable.

Being OP, you likely fucked her brother and or dad and she found out.

She got pregnant with my child and moved back home which is 5 states away from me and she won't give me any information about the kid. She could be in labor as this thread is going on and I have no idea. And she blocked me on all forms of social media and won't really say much when I try to text her.

No she gave up a 4 year relationship for me. We were friends and her bf at the time didn't like so he made her choose

Prolly not YOUR kid

Cheated with your dad?

It's not your kid.

If she was in it for the childsupport, there wouldn't have been a relationship and she wouldn't have cut ties.

If you did actually get her preggers, even if she was pissed, it is natural human instinct to try to gravitate toward the father to help boost the nurture fitness of the offspring. If the father is offering help, she would certainly take it.

If she really Really didn't want a kid.. then she can abort or adopt and it won't even matter.


The bitch got knocked up by someone else.. didn't want to tell you that she was cheating and that she ruined the relationship. She found that faking anger was better easier than confronting her.
Sorry brother, the bitch fucked you over. You can do better, move on.

She found out you loved cock more than she did?

Definitely mine. If she wasn't with me she was working and we worked at the same place. That's how we met. There is no doubt it's mine.

God I hope so kekity kek kek kek

I am OPs dad. Can confirm, knocked the bitch up.
> dominance reestablished

Do you not have any large staircases near you? Wtf OP?

Can you be my dad too? I won't let you down like OP did...

read
a bitch won't get knocked up then forfeit the free money.

Also.. if you were friends when she had a bf then you were only a rebound. i bet she still had feelings for him and fucked him on the side.

Did she escape from the whale enclosure at Seaworld?

Of course my child. Stay a while....and listen.

TOP FUCKING KEK!

This, don't worry OP, there are plenty of other whales, I mean fish, in the sea

Then why would she move away back to her family instead of being with the guy she cheated on me with (if she did for any of those reasons). Her family is from West Virginia (inb4 incest) but she was living in Georgia the entire time we were together.

You're already cooler than my real dad, do you know where he is? I haven't seen him in years...

If only it was Plenty of Whales and not Plenty of Fish... OP might have a standing chance in this world...

running away from it. She feels like shit and is recoiling.
Maybe he went with her.. or maybe she is gonna just sue him for child support. I mean, it's possible it's yours and she is just completely psychotic, but you would have gotten a letter from a lawyer by now if it was.

Umm stairs? Use them dude.
Why has no one suggested this?
Kill the little bastard.

We did actually talk a little about paperwork about how I couldn't file any lawsuit if she decided to put it for adoption. She went to planned parenthood for the initial appointment but after hearing some if the stuff they said she couldn't bring herself to go through with it.

Still haven't said what you did.

That's pretty much it. I pretty much convinced her that she didn't need me with everything going on (after trying to help out anyway I could even if it meant moving to a different state with her) we tried being friends for a while but communication just fell apart and we stopped talking for a while. And when I tried contacting her again she made it clear that she didn't want anything to do with me.

You haven't told us why she moved away and why she blocked you. Those are pretty big omissions.

If you said she didn't need you to her, that's you breaking up with her.

She moved away mainly because she was pregnant but also she was having serious financial reasons. And I have no idea why she blocked me.

I know that. It just seemed like the best thing to do. She had already told me she didn't want me in the kids life or move away from the life I created where I'm at now.

But when you are in a relationship you don't just move away from each other, and shouldn't you be supporting her financially?

fucking KEKhistan

That's tough mate, did she give a reason?
Maybe you're better off.

I had to quit my job because I'm in college and my work was an hour away. I told her I'd do everything I could to help even if it meant leaving school and working as much as I could. Since I helped fuck the situation up I was trying to deal with the consequences and do the right thing. She still said that I didn't need to throw my life away.

Ok then , it's prob yours.

Well you didn't fuck up. It was her fault for leaving and honestly.. just as much her fault for having it as yours. She SHOULD work with you if you are willing to doa that.. but she's not so it's her damn fault. Hopefully she puts it up for adoption. White babies from non-druggy parents are in crazy high demand so there is nothing to be worried about there.

Just that she thought I was mature enough to be a dad and the thought of me moving with her was the most ridiculous thing she has ever heard.

Well she had a baby shower at 8 months pregnant 3 weeks ago. So there is that.

She got knocked up but possibly by a nigger so she's waiting to see what colour it comes out before she engages with you

What a cunt. Forget about her, find a girl who actually respects you.

I've been trying. Especially after her saying that there wasn't any possible way of making it work. I just can't seem to do it.

Trust me on this, respect means a lot with woman, there's no point pursuing a relationship when they obviously have none for you.

Lemme guess, you ate her hamburger without asking?

I've given up on trying to get back with her. Would I like to, absolutely. But I just want to know about my kid.

You cheated on her?

Read the thread faggot

Also nice dubs

you posted a pic of her on Sup Forums

You brought back the wrong kind of chicken wings?

Newfag

You pointed out the fact that she fucken gross?

so she broke up with you because you got her pregnant ? What the fuck, dude

You slept with an actual whale because you thought it was her?

She have a PS4 and you have an Xbox One?

You stole her bike?

you kept buying her fat ass mcdonalds and she had a big mac attack and died?

Do you have more pics of her?

Ayyyyyy she caught you blowing a phaggot in a 7-11 bathroom again?

Who cares? get another one, theres better girls the world.

Oh I know!!! She literally could not even!!!

I do but no nudes. I considered not even posting that pic

Because her dad does not want his precious little pudding puff to mate with a shit skin?

post her on pink meth, grab popcorns, watch her slowly drowning

...

That means it wasn't your kid bro

Because you drive a a faggy little car and shes sick of having to butter herself up to get in it? Because you are isis? Because wutang clan ain't nothing to fuck wit?????????

Samefag

Non nude is all good.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

This is why i had a vasectomy at 21

If i want kids I'll fucking adopt, and I'll know if some bitch is cheating

Because every time you have sex you keep putting it in the wrong fold?

Seriously dude, gross. I mean yeah i het that you are a fag but slipping it to a fatty is just perpetuating the myth that its okay to be a fucken gross whale.

I seriously doubt you were in the Navy Seals dude...

I wonder where that copypasta came from

Lol

9gag

Probably

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Oh I messed up. Shit

Its okay, user.

I forgive you.

Fat bitch is kill
Shitskin is kill
/thread
Bananas