I NEED A DUBS ON THE FLOOR IN 3 MINUTES!

I NEED A DUBS ON THE FLOOR IN 3 MINUTES!

you need what?

no.

Nah, m8

fk u

order up!

Nice try faggo

k

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I'm here early boss.

SHIT

DUBS SIR

Shit I forgot my name tag, brb.

OK got it. Alright. Let's check em

GUYS HURRY UP THE CUSTOMER IS HERE AND HES HUNGRY. HES EXPECTING DUBS ANY MINUTE

Let me throw on the onions

POWER DUBS

Sorry it's late!

I'LL KEEP TRYING MR CHECKUMZ

What are you fucking talking about?
You want to serve up dubs it takes longer than 3 minutes. You don't know shit.
This is why you'll never be cooking here.
What kind of chef are you?

Six minutes have passed

You all fail

No no no. I don't want onions. I want Dubs.

You gotta shoot for the stars kiddo

Get this Debbie downer out of kitchen.

You mean dubs like these?

THIS IS THE SPARTA OF DUBS

suck on these singles, faggot

How do these dubs taste sir

Hey. Thanks bud. These were tasty. What about Trips? Do you serve those too?

Yea yes of course but please understand sir it will take the chef's a few minutes to cook up trips from scratch. Your patience is appreciated.

ALRIGHT BOYS ITS A BIG ORDER BUT I NEED A BIG OLE PLATE OF TRIPS IN 15 MINUTES!

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coulda hada quads

TRIPS COMIN' UP

Don't fuck with me. You cheap illegal mexican cooks aren't supposed to be seen out front.

Hi, im new in town. Could i try the dubs please?

I got the trips right here boss

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You can have some of my leftovers.

What are you faggots cooking pretend food at 5:30 in the morning. Go to sleep.

Who's pretending?

WE'RE ALL OUTTA TRIPS AND A PARTY OF 50 JUST WALKED IN

faget

Wow you guys suck ass

i got it chef

its ok. theyre coming now

How would you like your dubs, sir?

>trips on dubs pic

>checkaleked

Those are not trips you faggot donkey.

On the back of the menu are our dubs specials. Trips on the side? Certainly.

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You 86-ed the dubs?

I will jump off my apartment if i get quad

Is the bar open?

pls leave sir

>dubs on trips pic

Here Ya go chef

take pictures fagget

>dub dubs

Here's the dubs, sir

Suck on chef's chocolate salty dubs

kek

I got some dubs on the stove now chef

Sorry chef, am I too late?

order up

shefs dubz

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Hold on, these dubs aren't cooked through. Let me put them on the grill another minute. We don't want our guests to come down with dubs poisoning.

Aaand ready! Here you go.

i got you bro

I gotchu

James Bond aint wrong

Too late.

This thread needs some professional guidance from a dub expert.

DOUBLE TITS

Let's see what we can do to save this thread.

Niggers

Fucking winrar

*smashing shit*

I miss working in kitchen environment.
Ive recently started working back into tech industry, i never asked to be out of the tech zone but my family runs a food business for schools so help was needed, pays alot lower but i have less stress dealing with kids or teachers and such.

Question is did i make a mistake moving out of the kitchen?