Anyone been in mahogany room or teak room @ crown Melbourne...

Anyone been in mahogany room or teak room @ crown Melbourne? They just told me I'm "platinum" and invited me into those rooms, what are they? Are they just trying to trick me into gambling more??

Yes

Probably

Sounds like it to me OP

I'm from Melb, get me involved in ur life bruh

higher level rooms. increased table limits, should come with increased privileges such as drinks and food. free accommodation in some cases.

It's alright

Ok, but why? Haha

Prob have to play to get all that shit? Coz I don't really gamble that high...

Balling in the mahogany room would be vastly better change than what i'm doing with life

Haha...and what are you doing in life?

I'll let you fuck my sister if you get me into the mahogany room

Not balling in the mahogany room obviously

Pic?? Is she keen? Haha

Legit just working a job I hate in finance, 24 years old

Least you have a job bro

she will have to be if you get me in the mahogany room
>she's 19 bro dw

Wowza, well I'm keen! Hehe

you have to spend about $30,000 a year at crown casino venues.
Increased tables limits up to $300,000

Box Hill here (not Asian). Where we all from bros?

Barely getting money bro, feel like my potential is held back. What do u do anyway?

>Wowza, well I'm keen! Hehe
I take it back you're too much of a faggot, anyone else want her?

Nazza Wazza North m8

OP here, im from the country about 1.5 hrs out of Melb.

I'm a communications officer

How am I too much of a faggot? She's hot...

New Zealand

Will she let me eat her arse? My girlfriend isn't down, funnily enough she'll do anal though.

Op just got paid 2k in bank lemme in boss

i've walked into the reception area for the mahogany room accidentally once and was promptly asked to leave. could see through the glass some rich-looking businessmen at tables but couldn't see what they were playing.

it's crown, so of course it is. are you chinese?

I don't fucking know she's my sister...

Dude I'd fuck every orifice of hers. Got any nudes?

Nah mate, 100% Aussie...

the vale of ascot

Is somebody with flawless communication skills, charm and roundedness of value to you?

ah fair enough. all I know is jimbo packer does everything in his power to keep the chinese tourists emptying their wallets into his casino

OP here, this will prob 404 soon but if anyone has been in or wants to talk more add me on kik: dm711

B

What kind of fag doesn't know if his sister does butt stuff

A good fag

Perhaps...why's that?

Would u consider employing me?

so many normies ITT...

...

Quality

I'd get you a job if I could lol... I'm not the boss unfortunately

Awww k den. Are u working in the city anyway?

Nah I work in the country where I live

more

...

right near west footscray station

Good shit my man

Yarraville?

kingsville

Even better. I'm around Derrimut

only good part is the gym

you the lad with the sister?

Nope

...

I live on the corner of Elizabeth & Flinders st, I was in the paper today, front page. Im already pissed, let me in brah

Let's see that pussy....

Are you that hobo who always blows his whistle and starts cheering for no reason?

nah son soz

683776922
That's right brah

Fuck same here bro

no fucking way

It's a small world, eh? There's a possibility that we've seen each other at fg, maybe even interacted with each other.

Who da fuck do you thank you are brah, calling me a hobbo, I'm a fucking millionaire make a hundred bucks a day, don't pay taxes, 365 days a year, 36 k a year, free food and accommodation, clothing . I have a fucking career brah.
I have property all around Melbourne brah.

okay

Jelly brah

I wouldn't say fg, shit is cancer unless you go to the sporting globe. If you played for Narre North Foxes or go to Marco's IGA I've prob interacted with you

pokies are rigged. im a tech in melb

High limit areas, you can smoke in there, and the bars will give you free drinks. You might be able to get free food also, depending. Yes they obviously want you to gamble more, primarily I assume by making your experience there more enjoyable.

I fucking love that hobo m8 back the fuck off

Are you the person in the pic? If so add me on kik: dm711

Haven't played for a team in ages, makes sense considering I'm a fat fuck. I have gone to that IGA more than once though.

yo same, I used to work at that IGA don't go there ever again shit is fucked but the cafe is good

Fuck you eastside rich kids. SUNSHINE 3020 4 LYF

south-east side over here, studying at deakin atm life is fairly average

i got my exhaust stolen in Sunshine

Nig nog ?

she's decent, would bang

O SHIT WADDUP

See mostly fat whales with nig nog here, most bogans have most further west or melton

Anyone here go to JMC Academy? I graduated high school with a 73 ATAR and want to get into a uni that specializes in software/game development or something to do with film. Is JMC any good? Was it hard to get into?

Is game development even worth it considering there's not much of a market for it in Australia? I was thinking of going into Law but I'm probably not smart enough for it tbh.

only fucking wooly woofters go to JMC, trust me lad.

Wooly woofters?

APEX GANG REPRESENT, HIDE YO EURO CAR OP I'M COMING 4 U FOOL

RETARD WITH 73 ATAR, should've gone into plumbing ya spastic, wasted 2yrs in high school with a retarded atar. If you want to be a software engineer you need atleast 92 atar.

I remember seeing a picture on fb of a newspaper with something to do with Apex on the front page. The font size was really big, and all I could think of was how much shit the publisher would get into if they somehow managed to accidentaly missprint "Apes" instead of "Apex".

lmao implying you need an atar for anything, 52 atar and currently doing PH.D in comp sci at RMIT

But user, I don't like plumbing. I like software development.

Also, there's a bunch of different unis that don't require an ATAR that high. I know that to do IT at ACU you only need an ATAR of like 68, but IT in general is something I'm not interested in.

I went to JMC for a year before I got a scholarship in America, you should be able to get in it and it's pretty good because their is a lot of balance between practical and theory

ATAR DONT MEAN SHUT NIGGA I GOT 96, GRADUATED FROM COMMERCE AT MELBOURNE UNI. COULDN'T FIND A JOB.

SHOULD'VE JUST DROPPED OUT IN YEAR 10 AND BECOME A TRADIE

That terrible atar will follow you for the rest of your life

How? Do you just do a diploma and then go on to do the bachelor or did you have to go to tafe?

I don't think I can be bothered doing another year or two of education that isn't uni just to get into the course I want.

Thanks. I'd like to study in America, but I wouldn't be able to afford living there and study at the same time unfortunately.

73 isn't THAT bad, is it?

You're doing a phd because no one want to hire you, fucking retard goodluck in finding a job in IT

>mfw I dropped out of year 11 halfway through to work in the mines being an electrician and have almost finished my apprenticeship at 20

St Kilda Sup Forumsro

dont listen to this spud. you can have the best atar and still be a useless cunt that no body will hire

>those nails
>cringe