>be me
>average shopkeeper
>good location and good business
>new guy comes in, probably traveler
>try to be nice to the new guy
>Everythings for sale!
>this guy looks kind of sketchy
>he walks over my table to the counter
>he does not speak or blink
>i show him everything i own
>my hands tremble as i feel fear
>he lays down 10 bloody armor pelts
>where did he get these
>i slowly pay for the items
>he sells me out for every gold piece
>he walks to the door without a word
>walks directly through my fire pit
>he doesnt even flinch
>do come back i say
>i hope he never comes back
>i go home for the night
>my shop is filled with bloody armor
>i lost all of my gold
>traveler doesnt come back for days
> one morning i go to my shop
>he is standing outside, motionless
>how long has he been there
>i walk up to him
>he is standing outside the door
>he does not blink or move
>i am too scared to ask him to move
>he doesnt move a muscle
>i attempt to access the door
>i must squeeze around him
>im careful not to touch him
>i slowly open the front door
>i am finally in
>my heart is pounding
>i wonder how long he will stay
>hours pass by before the door opens
>mfw it comes in
>he says nothing, i feel true fear
>he presents 15 dragon bones
>how is this possible
>i give him every last cent
>i no longer have a retirement fund
>fear strikes me as he leaves silently
>do come back i say again
>loudsweating.jpeg
>i hope he never comes back
>who is this demon
Be me
Nice greentext
checked and kekked
I enjoyed that
I needed this thank you user
Good job.
>when you haven't done the Dragonborn DLC yet so you don't have the Black Market power
The struggle is real.
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Oh itt other general greentexts if anyones got them, forgot to add that.
kekked
nice tips OP
and nice green text
>nice tips
Checked
>just be chilling in my shop
>guards always be keeping imperial city safe
>every now and then see someone running through the strees, guy always seems to be in a hurry
>today he enters my shop
>I look at him as he hops around the shop and crouches in a corner
>All of a sudden he jumps onto my counter
>Fuck he's spinning now
>All of my carefully placed armor is now flying around my shop
>I lose sight of him
>Somehow all of my stuff is gone
>I see is him waddling slowly out the door
>The last thing I remember is an avalanche of watermelons materializing out of nowhere
>The watermelons fill my nostrils and lungs as I struggle to breathe, this is the end
Checked and kekked
fucking kek
well done annon
do come back
Solid 8/10
I kek
Someone screencap this?
faggot
Kek. Nicely done user.
Hi OP
saved
explain black market I played other 2 dlc but not dragonborn how is it working
8/10, nice.
OP here and i can assure you that it wasnt me, i just wanted to show the realistic flaw in the waiting mechanic
true epicnessnessness
OP was not a fag