I'm in love with my best friend Sup Forums

i'm in love with my best friend Sup Forums
how do i tell her?
DUBS DECIDES~~~~~

forgive.. but i want of loving you. please accept

U stink

hey, I've been wanting to tell you something for a very, very, very long time... and I wanna eat your ass while you shit on me, babe.

nice tits, wanna fuck?

Can I show u my dick?

Then send her this

Ever think about us being more than friends? I know we joke around alot but I care about you more than I would like to admit. Honestly, you brighten up my day more than almost anything.

ding ding ding

R.I.P No Dubs

You look beautiful in that photo. You deserve someone who is going to treat you right.

winrar

winrar

deliver op

"Why haven't we fucked yet?"
Oldest trick in the book, if ur good friends you can play it easly off as a joke

2nd this

Look op√

keep dubbin

bae u look as fine as a freshly washed carrot

Or you could not be a beta bitch and learn how to talk to women. What is this middle school?

Tell her to take a picture of her asshole and send it

Well yeahh you're fucking beautiful.
Tell you what I'll buy you a drink first and everything.

>this

where is my sandwich?

Her face looks like a foot.
OP is a faggot.

Here's how it is. I love you, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I've been scared to tell you I feel this way, but God damn it, I can't hold it in any longer. Please be mine. I would make you so happy and you know it.

Re roll because I feel like actually getting OP laid.

>rolling__***d[s[/spoiler]***__

tits or gtfo

nice tits, wanna fuck?

Post more photos of her OP

niggers arent pretty, suck my cock or go back to peeling bananas fckin chimp

roll

Draw a heart around your buthole and send it to her

ROLL

this
or that

Shes an ugly walrus, move on op. She'll prolly get blacked soon.

I'm in a band now, we're called The Carrie Nations
Man, you'll see we're really going places
We took our act down to LA and met Z-Man at the party

It could be dangerous living in this valley
Everybody here parties all the time
Everybody here's got sex on their minds

It could be dangerous living in this valley
Everybody here parties all the time
Everybody here's got sex on their minds
Everybody here is popping pills

I got a dream and it's gonna come true
Z-Man will make us stars, leave it
And you take things one at a time and just relax
Get some acid or smoke some grass

It could be dangerous living in this valley
Everybody here parties all the time
Everybody here's got sex on their minds

It could be dangerous living in this valley
Everybody here parties all the time
Everybody here's got sex on their minds
Everybody here is popping pills

Bentley, Rolls, Bentley, Rolls

It could be dangerous, it could be dangerous
It could be dangerous living in this valley
Everybody here parties all the time
Everybody here's got sex on their mind

Everybody here parties all the time
Everybody here's got sex on their mind
Everybody here is popping pills

You're right :)
I've been crushing on you now for some time and i would really love to take you on a proper date

WINRAR DELIVER OP

You're beautiful actually. Been wanting to fuck you for a while now. Think you can make it happen?

winrar

"I fucking love you, bitch!"

Double dubs

deliver op

Faggot op isn't even playing by the rules.

Two dubs seal the deal. Do it, faggot.

and another one to seal the deal

At first I wanted you to pull through here but stop being a little bitch OP.
A nigga shows a little good faith in gettin a lil homie laid but nahh you bitch out and don't comply with dubs.

Bitch nigga

Third dub for good measure.

the dubs have spoken. Don't be a fag

OP ain't gonna do shit

KEK that is the worst advice ever. He would get laughed at for that ridiculously corny effort and she would tell everyone.

You look as beautiful as ever, no wonders i've been crushing on you for so long. So what fo you say? Wanna take this up a notch? I say; you ,me this weekend at my place, whine and dinner is at me.

And yes, im in fucking love with you ;)

...

Welcome to fagville. Population OP

'FINNA GOT NEW MAKEUP''

Im still trying to make it look nice, give me a fucking sec.
Should i shave? Its gross and hairy

Says someone who hasn't bedded 10s of women

This, be a proper beta fag, girls love that shit

This bitch said ''FINNA GOT NEW MAKEUP'' ...

Whine you say?

This so that OP can actually have a fucking chance.

WINRAR

Leave it nice and hairy. To show her how a real mans ass looks like

You called her a faggot in the first post, she sent you a fully clothed selfie, and she thought you were joking about wanting to fuck. You are very deep in the friend zone, that's like the best friend zone, so why would she ever wanna date a pussy like you? Go suck a dick, homo.

Wine*

Roll 4 this

This

roll

Send dick pics it always works.

rolling for dis

reroll

Pls respond OP

>Finna got new makeup.
I'm not fluent in nigger, but did she just misuse the slang term "finna"?

If you want serious advice, ask her to set you up with one of her friends. Pick the hottest available one. If she doesn't wanna do it, then she has feelings for you. If she does do it, then just fuck her friend.

U ain't beautiful bitch i want fuck.. now show me sum tits nigguh!!

/thread

dont tell her.

get her drunk and stoned and the fuck hell outa that pussy mayne

I doubt she'll stick around long enough during the whine to enjoy the dinner after.

yeah fuck that, i actually want this to go somewhere

also here's one of her FB photos

This. Its aggressive, confident, but still funny

2 in a row.. Fuckin OP must deliver.. You are being surrounded by dubs..

>I actually want this to go somewhere
Okay, step one, don't go to Sup Forums for this, then.

WINRAR

say
>you look beautiful, we should fuck right now.

Reroll

see

i did it

wat... kek

Ask her if you can fuck her. If she says no,go out get drunk go to her house and ask if you can crash there. When she invites you in, you take a dump on the couch and yell out loud. I'm rick james bitch

YES OP

gettin some pussaaaaay toNIGHT

go ahead bro. good luck

cringe

Ooo bro the other smooth talker here, I hope you the best but this comes across really strong.

U did it OP now go to her house and rape her..

Fuuuuuuuuck

oh boi dis gon be gud

Whine

they are friends, if good enough it shouldn't be cringey

"You cringe because OP looses" bred.
Well either that or epic astronomical win....

Lets see OP. I'm curious.

HAHHAHA GAY