My gf gave me blue balls last night and promised to make it up to me after work today which means I can't jerk off...

My gf gave me blue balls last night and promised to make it up to me after work today which means I can't jerk off until she gets here.

What's the best way to NOT jerk off? I want to so bad.

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1. Just jerk off and tell her you didn't
2 Jerk off and tell her to fuck off.

Pick one

1. She'll know I jerked off because I won't seem as horny and my cum will be so little.
2. I am not doing that.

You aren't horny after jerking off once? WTF man?

Also, you sound like a giant pussy

be a man and get some testosterone so you can jerk off more than once a week.

You sound like a giant faggot.

I can jerk off more than once a week, asshole. What I'm saying is she'll know I'm not as horny as I should be after blue balling me two days in a row.

she's not your gf, anyway post one without the fucking attempt to censor her face out

Looks like you are out of options, doesn't it? Now fuck off.

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So jerk off and tell that stingy cunt to get fucking lost or you can just be a cuck for the rest of your useless life

She pays all my bills, I'm not telling her to fuck off.

piss off

Bait thread?

>What's the best way to NOT jerk off?
Don't put your hand around your dick, you stupid faggot. Stop letting your girl control your nut while she bangs other guys.

Find something to do so you're not bored. Best way to not jerk off.

Then you better do what she says you fucking child

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I'm stuck sitting at my desk working for the next 4 hours. It's so fucking boring. It's actually about my normal jerk time right now.

I'd stick my tongue so far up that ass I'd be making out with her at the same time.

She's not banging other guys.

Cut off hands

Then just do something on PC that entertains you enough

just dont fucking do it faggot its that easy

i didnt jerk off for 6 fuckin months straight and had the craziest dreams ever man about demons n shit n hot fuckin bitches shit was SO cash

Like watch porn?

>What's the best way to NOT jerk off?
what, will your body move of its own if you don't fap?

>shit was SO cash

totaly this, i get wild crazy ass dreams after a longer no-fap period

stay near the window so you're not tempted to whip your junk out

>inb4 she blueballs you again until you jerk off then breaks up with you for it
You're getting cucked OP

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Checked

Night 1, she teased the fuck out of, I wanted to nut so bad, but I was really tired and fell asleep before anything could happen.

Night 2, we went back to the foreplay, she was licking and fingering my ass, sucking on my dick, I ate her pussy until she came, then we started fucking. I was too drunk so after 30 minutes of getting almost to the end then losing it, we decided to stop. She tried sucking my dick and fingering my ass again, but same thing... I'd get to the end and would lose it before I could cum. I tried jerking it for a few minutes before giving up and going to bed.

All of that almost-but-not-quite-there bullshit has my balls so fucking swollen and sore. I swear they would explode if I touched my dick for a second. I don't know if I have the will power for it. I want it so bad.

ok.

Must be young...just fucking jerk off and get it over with.


This is what's going to happen, she's gonna come home and try and be sex and after about a half an hour of fucking around she'll finally suck your dick and you'll blow in like 20 seconds and that'll be it. She'll be turned on and disappointed.

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C u c k

First night she teased me, second night we fucked for awhile but I couldn't cum because drunk. So she didn't cuck me last night, the beer cucked me. Tried everything but the cum wouldn't happen, so we eventually gave up.

>She'll be turned on and disappointed.

She got her's last night. She's not expecting anything tonight. It's my turn and she knows that.

You're a complete faggot, OP. And I really mean it.

Either do one of these or fucking kill yourself you worthless cuck.

You jerk off anyway faggot.

Don't let that bitch get the easy one.

No. She blueballed you so it's obvious you're letting a woman control the sexy time. Stop being such a faggot and jerk your dick and tell her "I'm tired, maybe tomorrow". Fucking retarded motherfucker. She's probably out sucking some nigger dick right now.

Eat zink vitamin. Double the dose, and after some days you be twice as horny, and produce much more sperm. Make sure she swallows to show how much she loves you, or make her give you a nice rimjob. If you dont do this, she is your boss, and you are a mangina. Live With blue balls the rest of your life. She will nag about it. But you show her who is The boss.

>She's probably out sucking some nigger dick right now.

She doesn't even like sucking dick, moron.

>She doesn't enjoy sucking my dick

Fixed that for you.

/thread

Sounds like a cuck in denial

And you sound like a stupid.

cuckadoodledoo!

Okay now I'm 90% sure this whole thread is bait

If it isn't you should really consider killing yourself

/thread

How does a girl not love giving head...? Like how can she be unhappy with a dick in her mouth?

Exercise. Go to the gym and take out your sexual frustration on those weights

She thinks it's dirty to suck dick. She also doesn't like the way balls feel.

It's just his dick she doesn't want in her mouth.

>a stupid.
Confirmed for 14 year old cuck. Have a nice life, fag.

Wait so you guys don't BOTH orgasm whenever you have sex?

People live like this?

14 year old with a wife.. are you from the middle east?

We're not going to have sex. I'd last only a minute for sure. She came last night, but after trying for forever I couldn't cum due to drinking.

She'll probably have me sit on her face while she jerks me off and that will be that. Maybe we'll fuck later on in the night, who knows.

your PENIS is
ONLY yours.

if you continue to lie to her
about you pretending that she is
in control of your life...

then; she will eventually get smart
enough to think about her own Life
with a different man, who doesn't Lie.

Keep you're balls as cool as possible. If you can keep them constantly cool you will produce sperm fast. No go bust it out

>If you can keep them constantly cool you will produce sperm fast

Really? Why?

more

You produce more sperm the cooler you keep them. Thats why they are in a sack that is away from your body to keep them cooler