Ask a guy in a wheelchair anything

Ask a guy in a wheelchair anything

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How come you can't run like normal people?

what happened?

how are the lords of the underworld doing?

how do you reach the shitter?

timestamp your wheelchair faggot

Why don't ride a bike instead?

Because my legs are jelly

Born disable, theyre good

i dont

Can you stand your life?

for what purpose?

i'd most likely fall

Nice pun

just to see you do have a wheelchair. And just to see what kind of wheelchair you got.

What's the worst/best part of it.

I walk with a cane, so I can sympathize kinda.

Are you Hawkins or exavior

how was the universe created

how do you poo?

why do you have cane?

How fast can you go? Can you fap? Do you feel your farts?

Can you walk?

Nerve damage in my leg, had a car accident when I was 15 qnd had it since then.

Best: i get to have as close to normal life as possible

Worst: the pity/looks

Fellow cripple here, not in a wheelchair but still physically fucked by design.
I can't run normally, but I can run perfectly in my dreams
Can you walk or run in your deams?

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So... How do you take a shit?

do you have any good recipes for hummus or fallafel???

did you receive money in a settlement? i'm sorry to hear that. I have vestibular (balance) issues, to I should have a cane. i kinda look like a drunk when i walk.

When was theast time you jacked off

is Joe from family guy your favorite animated character?

lost kek

Don't know if you can see shit

Have you ever hired a girl to fap your dick like 5 hours and refused to give her the money as she couldn't make you cum?

Do you ever expect to be as cool as this guy

No money unfortunately, long story short I just kinda got screwed over. Without my cane I walk with a severe limp, but if you walk like you're drunk then it really sounds like you need a cane.

Do you know, that your legs won't work, hear better than the casual fag?

how's your junk work?
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i shit in a chair with a hole in it
no
i did when i was a kid
get a sandnigger to do it

Are you our Lord and savior hotwheels?

Have you ever been at a gay's club and laughed your ducking ass off about those faggots fucking your numb asshole?

at least im not black

like any other junk, i see something that turns me on and i get hard

Ken je Bardo, handicappie?

Do you remember any sounds of the time you weren't disabled? Do you still know how a flower smells?

Have you ever had a masturbatory fantasy involving your sister?

whats the fastest youve ever gone on that bad boy

my legs dont work, im not a potato

Do you feel your body south the belly button?

Virgin?

yes

no

Does penis work? How furiously do you masturbate?

Yes you are a potato.

Chairpotato

no im not

they're idiots.

questions: how do you keep from developing blood clots in your legs? and do you have an exercise regimen you follow?

Have you ever had a girlfriend or fucked some girls who just fucked you because they felt sorry for you?

Yes, you are.

Are your hands also crippled?

why did you steal that guy's wheelchair?

It works, i dont do it that aggresive

I have physical therapy 2 times a week. No

Never had a gf, i dont know if girls do because they feel pity, i hope not

Are you going to host another TCR show today?

Abit, i have lower muscle activity so im weak as hell

Crip or blood?

Despite your disabilities, are you happy with your life user?

White pride

Potatoguy, we should collect some money for you so you can get 4 escorts. You deserve this potato, i respect that you are willing to talk about this.

Why don't you lift?

Monster on the top, cripple on the bot.

I have a pretty average white guy suburban single parent life

NICE CRIPPLE CART OP!

Lazy as shit, i can barely lift a gallon of milk

Do you work? If so, what's your job?

Yeah lets get this vegetable fucked.

you think of suicide often? or you think your life is a piece of worthless bullshit because you can't have a normal life like everybody else?

Study. media student. I want to do commercials or music videos

How lucky do you feel that your dick works? Life was off by an 3 inches

I thought of suicide one time. My life is pretty average

You would be great to do a pan shot.

Is that lucky? i guess maybe it is

Anything with camera movement

How about we advertise the wheelchair. We can have the special olympics with an amputee about to cross finish line when we see you roll right by. And at the end it will say.. You don't have to be a potato to be aoeao

it's not that bad i spose if you can feel your lower body and actually walk and use your limbs man.

imagine being christopher fucking reeve.

you seem like a cool guy albeit one without a sense of self depreciation humor.

also girls feel pity for things they never plan to have sex with. Take that as you will.

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This is a friende of mine whos a politician. He says "Unlike others, i dont run from my promises"

also when you poo do you feel or or are you constantly walking around with a chair with a hole in it strapped to your ass and it all just falls out so you can tell people on Sup Forums that's how you poop?

and why you didnt kill yourself if you thought about it? you have a lot of reasons to live? even if you can't walk? and if so, wich ones?

I cant walk. But sure thing man

How do you suppose i do so? I cant even pour myself a glass of water

Can you not just cut your legs off and walk with your hands? would be pretty sik tbh and can you control your shit and piss?

I also want this answer. Are you like Joe Swanson from Family Guy, OP?

just asking, i don't want you to suicide, but i'd seriously consider it id not do it if i were in a wheelchair for the rest of my life, like damn man, that must be horrible

could be worse could be you son

Yeah legit if i was in a wheelchair i would off myself. Who knows maybe next time you'll have working legs.

The fastest ive gone is 15 km per hour. I dont really like family guy, but abit of the same

Do people come and care for you or are you a independent person?

I considerd driving into the harbor and let my wheelchair drown me. It's not that horrible if its the only thing you know

Abit of both, i have an assistent 24/7. But i tell them what is needed and how i want them to do it

man i know you aren't mean to make fun of retards but am i supposed to treat you differently because of it?

you seem like a bit of a boring cunt man aren't you down syndrome wheelchair guys meant to be funny and jovial?

Ever thought about getting bionic legs

But what about my tattos then?

Im pretty fun most people say.

i am most people and you seem shit.

you got any good shitted pants stories for us?

I could live with being in a wheelchair as long as my arms worked. If I were quadriplegic I'd be begging for assisted suicide.

I think personally you should save money and go to that company that freeze people then maybe JUST MAYBE when they defrost you there will be something to help you walk again. Just a thought.

>walk AGAIN
I could never walk

I don't know but your legs in a jar and show them to whenever girl you bring around now that you can go walk to your new dates

>retard
>in a wheelchair
OP isn't mentally retarded you fat fuck

I got alot of good stories

In ur dreams u could c:

Do play games?

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