OFFICIAL TWINS VS RED SOX GAME THREAD

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is that terry crews running?

Nice thread

ikr

Looks like all the twins fans showed up today

Sorry I'm late.

Why the FUCK are we losing to the Twins?

grapes

Based X

alright, let's go.

Classic GIDP Papi

HanRam please

GET HITS

SCORE RUNS

What the hell, can we score a fucking run off the WORST PITCHING STAFF IN THE MLB?

I swear, if we don't fucking sweep, what a disgrace that would be.

So...where is everybody?

We all moved to 8 chan

Grapes giving us a 3 hit, 2 run game against a horrendous team and we're not even going to give him a win for it.

I don't understand this team sometimes.

Someone fucking please get a hit.

Is Chris Young elite?

LEFTY KILLER ALWAYS DELIVERS

BREAK OUT SEASON

LMAO

BASED FUCKING LEFTY KILLER

HE IS CONTINUALLY BTFO ME

ABSOLUTELY

KILLED

THAT

LEFTY

Alright let's score more runs now.

where is everybody

I don't know but losing to the Twins takes the soul right out of you.

they didn't lose yet that's later

>pedroia swings at a pitch over his head to ground into a double play

Vintage episode.

The process is more painful then the boxscore tbqh with you Joe.

i was supposed to do something today i forget what though

>tfw winning
What a time to be alive!

Just imagine the Seattlefags when we swept them lmao

shut the heck up NEWF*G you are so NEW

Grapes, please don't collapse.

that mustve been fun with how easy they are to bait

Good fucking god that was too close.

Are you kidding me.

Are you fucking kidding me.

Hanley.

Are you fucking kidding me right now.

>bustgaerts
>hanley

How the fuck is that an error on Xander, it was a fucking playable hop THAT WAS IN HANLEY'S FUCKING GLOVE

AND NOW ANOTHER RUN

GOD FUCKING FUCK OFF

>can't sweep the Barves or the Twinks

JUST

God fucking damn it we should have gotten out of this inning unscathed.

Fuck you Hanley. That was completely your fault.

It was in your fucking glove.

>Xander getting angry

Well that's new.

xander chimping out

It was fucking in his glove.

It was IN HIS GLOVE.

IF THE RETARD STOPPED WHIPPING HIS FUCKING GLOVE AROUND LIKE A RETARD ON EVERY PICK, IT WOULDN'T HAVE SLIPPED OUT.

is it time to DFA bustgaerts

please dont fucking strand these guys

PLEASE LEFTY KILLER

>twins bullpen

TIME FOR RUNS

>Jepsen

this is a fucking gift, please dont squander it

>Shaw on deck

>popped up
>now it's shaw

I SWEAR

this team fking sucks

SHAW YOU ARE SO FUCKING SHIT RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WE CAN'T EVEN GET A FUCKING HIT OFF JEPSEN.

is shaw broken? Or is this his real self and he's just been uncharacteristically good for us for the start of the season

At this point, I'd rather that they'd just let Rutledge bat instead of Shaw.

Shaw is fucking USELESS right now.

I'm beginning to think its the latter.

I mean, he's not as bad as he has been over the past like week or so because he's hitting like .002, but I'm not sure he's all that great either.

I would just fucking like for him to get a fucking hit at this point.

good play gay boy

Thank you based fucking JBJ

Grapes pitched a great outing today, and his defense failed him miserably.

His offense even moreso.

We still have a chance but they have to fucking get something going quick.

>we

>(You)

>(Him)

that's me

both me

me

me

all me

all of these are me

please PLEASE

Literally every single post in this thread is from me

this is a big at bat for me

XANDER PLEASE

REDEEM YOURSELF

>BASES LOADED X

lead >us to victory Bogaerts

>canadians have entered the thread

time for xander the shit retard who blew this game to GIDP

holy shit itds habbening

we dont like your "kind" 'round here, get out

nice win today LEAF, thanks for that

ok i will try my man

OH MY FUCK

TWINS

LITERALLY

OH MY FUCKING

LMAO

HOLY SHIT

>TWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKSTWINKS

XANDER THE CURSED DOG HE PUT THE VOODOO INTO THAT BALL

nun gg ez

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That literally should have been a DP ball.

Xander put all the E he had into that hit to get through it, the madman.

>prematurely posting papis

>68 mph

>abad

terrorist??

>GIDP
>Tying run scored

Fuck I'll take it.

w-wooo

t-tie game

We're in Minnesota, not Florida.

>koji

terrorist?

you jinxed us you fuck

>Koji warming instead of Kimbrel

what is the fucking point of having kimbrel

HANLEY YOU MEMER

this is the next level of the helmet meme

he took his helmet off to run

>JBJ
>GOOD

DFA

THIS

BUSTY

MEME

Koji please

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the only busty meme here is ellen baker

Jesus manlet don't scare me like that.

nice post my good guy

koji please.

You know she's being removed from the next edition of the book because of the amount of porn and drawings she generated?

Fucking overreactive nips.

that's my gf

ik

she will live forever in the threads though

BUSTGAERTS

WHY

Xander has had a REALLY bad day.

Based fucking Koji.

>8th inning closer
whew, you must be new here