Random person texted me the other day. It's a wrong number but apparently it's someones mom. This should be interesting. Dubs decides what I text back.
Random person texted me the other day. It's a wrong number but apparently it's someones mom. This should be interesting...
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Mom im a virgin i need help
ROLL
send dick pic
ask to see boobs
roll
Mommy my pants are so tight right now
Rolll
Rolling for Mom im a virgin i need help
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Rolling
Mom, I'm in trouble. Please help me
Roll
roll
yes
Rolllllllllllll
You know I kind of always thought you were very attractive...
GOGOG DUBS
Rollerino
Mom...I have always wanted to watch you take a shower
WINRAR
winrar
roll
Mom, my dick got stuck in the zipper, what should I do?
"mom have you ever thought about me sexually?"
Hey... Can I ask a favour?
Needs to be done
Winrar
winRAR
Winrar
I think there's something wrong with my... Erhm, penis. This is kind of awkward, but you're my mom, so... Yeah.
I can't get it to go... Down. It's staying hard. It's been over an hour. What do I do?
Win
potential
Mom... I can't tell you ANYTHING right???
Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying
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I like were this is going
roll
I bet I'm bigger than your faggot husband.
Roll
WINRAR
Reroll
AND AGAIN
dick pic with apology and blaming new number
Make her send you money jackass
OMFG
Surely OP will deliver
deliver, OP
Winzip
HAHA
rolling
Deliver OP we've had half a dozen dubs you nigger
What is this magic?
dick pick
send dick pic.
Illegal and easily traced back to him.
Jackass.
>gets text from wrong number
>instantly thinks of possibilities of win
If OP delivers he is first not faggot OP of the day!!!
mom i have something to tell you, dad abused me the other day
do it faggot. or kill yourself
Where u at op?
How to deal with random calls/texts like this:
youtube.com
Do NOT say this or thread is kill
Quit that dubs shit, faggot.
What is this madness
Hello miss, I regret to inform you that this is in fact not your son. Just had a spot of fun. You have the wrong number. However, seeing as you're interested, how about you send me some nudes and if you're hot I'll give you the ole' lickeroo on you're ole' pooperoo.
Rolleroo.
give us the number, and we'll find more useful information about her so you can genuinely impersonate her son.
Kek
Mom I need some help with something and I'm embarrassed to ask but could you help me lose my virginity please I just trust you so much and want it to be a good experience (get pics and post)
DICK PIC
Hello, dear newfriend
rollin
>you're.
ROLLING ANYWAYS. DUBS GET.
Hypothetically speaking.... Getting things stuck in my butt isn't gay if a girl is involved right???
Checked
Trips done got them trips.
WINRAR.
Roll
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Op is a fag
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OP is a faggot.
OP never delivers.
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Oh shit she's in the 760? I wanna meet up with her, I'm in Escondido.
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