Random person texted me the other day. It's a wrong number but apparently it's someones mom. This should be interesting...

Random person texted me the other day. It's a wrong number but apparently it's someones mom. This should be interesting. Dubs decides what I text back.

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Mom im a virgin i need help

ROLL

send dick pic

ask to see boobs

roll

Mommy my pants are so tight right now

Rolll

Rolling for Mom im a virgin i need help

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Rolling

Mom, I'm in trouble. Please help me

Roll

roll

yes

Rolllllllllllll

You know I kind of always thought you were very attractive...

GOGOG DUBS

Rollerino

Mom...I have always wanted to watch you take a shower

WINRAR

winrar

roll

Mom, my dick got stuck in the zipper, what should I do?

"mom have you ever thought about me sexually?"

Hey... Can I ask a favour?

Needs to be done

Winrar

winRAR

Winrar

I think there's something wrong with my... Erhm, penis. This is kind of awkward, but you're my mom, so... Yeah.
I can't get it to go... Down. It's staying hard. It's been over an hour. What do I do?

Win

potential

Mom... I can't tell you ANYTHING right???

Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying

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I like were this is going

roll

I bet I'm bigger than your faggot husband.

Roll

WINRAR

Reroll

AND AGAIN

dick pic with apology and blaming new number

Make her send you money jackass

OMFG

Surely OP will deliver

deliver, OP

Winzip

HAHA

rolling

Deliver OP we've had half a dozen dubs you nigger

What is this magic?

dick pick

send dick pic.

Illegal and easily traced back to him.
Jackass.

>gets text from wrong number
>instantly thinks of possibilities of win

If OP delivers he is first not faggot OP of the day!!!

mom i have something to tell you, dad abused me the other day

do it faggot. or kill yourself

Where u at op?

How to deal with random calls/texts like this:
youtube.com/watch?v=fFO0CkSiZfI

Do NOT say this or thread is kill

Quit that dubs shit, faggot.

What is this madness

Hello miss, I regret to inform you that this is in fact not your son. Just had a spot of fun. You have the wrong number. However, seeing as you're interested, how about you send me some nudes and if you're hot I'll give you the ole' lickeroo on you're ole' pooperoo.

Rolleroo.

give us the number, and we'll find more useful information about her so you can genuinely impersonate her son.

Kek

Mom I need some help with something and I'm embarrassed to ask but could you help me lose my virginity please I just trust you so much and want it to be a good experience (get pics and post)

DICK PIC

Hello, dear newfriend

rollin

>you're.

ROLLING ANYWAYS. DUBS GET.

Hypothetically speaking.... Getting things stuck in my butt isn't gay if a girl is involved right???

Checked

Trips done got them trips.

WINRAR.

Roll

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Op is a fag

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OP is a faggot.

OP never delivers.

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Oh shit she's in the 760? I wanna meet up with her, I'm in Escondido.

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