UK thread time! Report in Britfags

UK thread time! Report in Britfags
MK here for duty

UKIP?

East Yorkshire here

Lancashire here reporting for duty
Actually cba

MK user I'm down the road in Ntown. How's it going junction 14 brother?

Wuzz up boi

Nottingham. NG7

Leicester reporting

Checking in, mate, Hessle ahoy.

Cambridge CB1

Fuck Britania

Kent, reporting in

BN3 standing by

Fuck Britain, Long live The Caliphate!

ayy high five

pretty chill ngl, grats on dubs btw

Warrington reporting for duty

Kentfag here

TN15 here...

Colchesterfag checking in

You wish!

BN2 standing by

Lincolnshire reporting in. The flat country.

And now we are two.

Where abouts?

Ex-scousefag reporting from the colonies.

Humberside reporting in

Ch3

greetings fellow Brightfag

Make that three

Knowing Brighton, the odds are strongly in the favour of one of you being a homosexual, and the other bi-curious

Good man; Scunthorpefag checking in, where you at?

TN23/24/25 reporting, depending on what part of the street I'm standing in

Hove, but near enough.

Lesbian?

Bridlington yo!

AYYYY down the fucking road, good lad.

I like Brid; always had good nights out there. Fucking good chippies too.

cumbria reporting in my dudes

I am a student at teh university of sussux

also checked

Berkshire reporting in. Fuck rent/ house prices here, moving to Cheltenham in a few months

Nope, bi

S64 doncaster/Rotherham reporting for duty.

TN2 here, tunbridge wells

Bye then

BGP?

Scunthorpe

Nice, I'm at Brighton Uni

BH20

Brighton is one of the better parts of england

ch3 5
are you a girl or a boy?

East Anglia here

LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS

nice, studying?

Anyone know where to get good weed in Edinburgh?

liverpool reporting in.

another hard days stealing and begging over.

just waiting for my compo from Hillsborough

ayy

superior NG5

On this Island but do not recognise the U.K.

Full of fucking chavs though. The best chippy is out at Wetwang.

Manchester
Curry mile

welsh nationalist scum.

DN here.

nigger

br2

Yeah, that's Scunthorpe alright. Where you at? Bottesfag here.

oh, speak english for fucks sake.

How's the job center?

Music, apparently I wasn't cool enough to get into BIMM, you?

Drum street, carpark behind lidl

paki?

>do not recognise
nobody that matters cares

Huddersfield

ealing bro here

Indeed

Grimsby here.

Scotland Here

Britfag living in America here.

The one on the main road, yeah? On the left as you head south, near like a little village green? You are spot-on mate, it's a corker. There's an amazing one in Grimsby, too.

Thanks Malcolm saved my life

how old?

are you?
good of you to point it out
yaky da etc

fuck off mate. not all scousers are lke thst

White cis scum actually

Where abouts are you bro?

Luton here boys. Pretty shit.

Brother! Leicester reporting in!

kill yourself i have seen the movie.

Ah Grimsby; where the lads are mental, the pubs are mental, and the girls are drunk AND mental :-)
I miss the Winter Gardens.

Grimsby or Clee. Ernie Becketts in clee is fantastic.

Macclesfield reporting in.

well, that narrows it down.
the fyck are you? the bbc news?
gers fan queen loving scum!!

Aye, Harper's it's called. Fucking great stuff there. Decent prices too. I've never made it down to Grimsby, but there's a cracker near Whitley Bay just east of Newcastle.

Room for a welshfag?

paki lover then

Housing development or some shite now. Knocked down years ago.

Good job proving the stereotype

Too far for me mate I've got a flat up at the parliament

Bring your sheep and we'll let you in.

IG10 reporting in