Which religion can I join that allows me to kill myself and go to Heaven?
Which religion can I join that allows me to kill myself and go to Heaven?
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Muslim, become a Jihadist and take a bunch of people with you, then you get heaven and a bunch of virgins as a reward.
Allahu akbar
Atheist
Heavens Gate
I don't wm want to be a suicide bomber
Then fuck off
Islam dummy
there is no heaven
just accept the cold embrace of oblivion
samurai would kill themselves sometimes and im pretty sure they thought they were doing "good" by their religion
Thats called committing sudoku
>Heaven
>Japan
Only do seppuku if you want to come back as a bug, since apparently that's how suicide and afterlifes work according the thread.
just wait it out you impatient faggot it'll be like 70 more years at most
You spelled autist wrong
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>sudoku
You're retarded. Needing to belong this bad
The Church of Sup Forums.
Welcome, Sup Forumsrother.
Feel free to go to heaven any time now.
Not sure if serious
Good1 m8, did god write that one for you?
Kek feeling this right about the complete unknown. For all we know there could be anything down there.
Check'd and correct, you could die tommorow. Just go all out crazy and start wearing dresses with mismatched heels. Eat bugs, get a dog and name it dicklord niggerpantz when you don't care anymore you can do anything!
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Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
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Catharism en.m.wikipedia.org
Of course it's not you mug.