Which religion can I join that allows me to kill myself and go to Heaven?

Which religion can I join that allows me to kill myself and go to Heaven?

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Muslim, become a Jihadist and take a bunch of people with you, then you get heaven and a bunch of virgins as a reward.

Allahu akbar

Atheist

Heavens Gate

I don't wm want to be a suicide bomber

Then fuck off

Islam dummy

there is no heaven

just accept the cold embrace of oblivion

samurai would kill themselves sometimes and im pretty sure they thought they were doing "good" by their religion

Thats called committing sudoku

>Heaven
>Japan

Only do seppuku if you want to come back as a bug, since apparently that's how suicide and afterlifes work according the thread.

just wait it out you impatient faggot it'll be like 70 more years at most

You spelled autist wrong

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>sudoku

You're retarded. Needing to belong this bad

The Church of Sup Forums.

Welcome, Sup Forumsrother.

Feel free to go to heaven any time now.

Not sure if serious

Good1 m8, did god write that one for you?

Kek feeling this right about the complete unknown. For all we know there could be anything down there.

Check'd and correct, you could die tommorow. Just go all out crazy and start wearing dresses with mismatched heels. Eat bugs, get a dog and name it dicklord niggerpantz when you don't care anymore you can do anything!

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Catharism en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catharism

Of course it's not you mug.