I need to make $4000 by friday

I need to make $4000 by friday.
Wat do Sup Forums?

Bumping for curiosity

You won't.

Bump

suck old guys dicks, find them on chaturbate.

I'll give you the money if you can give me a good reason as to why you need the money.

run away very fast

borrow
steal
gamble
prostitute yourself

problem is that you need it quick.

If you want to rush into things, people know that you're at the end of your rope and will fuck you over.

Forget about dealing for a start.

If you really need the money and are not afraid of prison there is the ATM romanian technique but better if 2 people.

You wait for old people, once code is entered you press the button for max cash out and hide yourself taking the money with a newspaper. The time old guy realised what went on you're gone.

However, works best working 2/3 people on the same mark

Lube up, and offer up your coal chute for a nickle a load. You'll have to get porked 80,000 times by Friday, so get busy.

If you have the connections and the customers, sling dope. Otherwise, not happening.

if he did he probably wouldnt be asking for ideas

If you can get ahold of and sell coke or heroin you can make $4000 in 2 days, just depends on your hustle skill.

> $20 blowjobs
> $4000 / 20 = 200 blowjobs
> 200 blowjobs / 24 hours = ~ 8.3 clients an hour

Better hit the streets and finish them off quick OP

Well, where do I start? I've been shit on consistently by my job since the end of last year. Several broken promises and later I'm looking for new work closer to my house while driving an hour and a half to work every day to do and get paid shit to do a job that is well under my position in the company. Landlord is asking for 500 a week for the next 3 weeks until I catch up on the rent I woe from december when my job didnt work me at all. Been trying to catch up this entire time and cant. I need the $4k to buy a motorhome and hit the road with my family and travel around doing rope access contract work. I'll make more, spend less to live and be free to travel wherever the work is. It will basically give me a fresh start and my kids will get to get out of our tiny apartment and see the world they live in.

Buy or front oz of cheap coke ($1000-1600)

1 oz buff in 7grams soda. Mix

Bag up at .6-.7 grams. Approx 50 bags

$80 per bag = approx $4000

Go to concerts, popular bars, clubs

Don't get caught

This is how I will make $4000 by Friday

Maths of chan. I like your style.

Sounds legit.

This

Even at 50 bags of .7 thats still only 4000 follars nigger. Hows he gonna pay his dealer back. People end up kill over an oz

Buy an elephant pop for like 20. Melt it down. Freeze the juice into smaller pops. Sell those for 5 each. You should be able to make about 50 from one elephant pop. 5*50=250-20=230. 230$ profit. Repeat 17 more times. You made 4k and then some.

His dealer won't kill him idiot, he will drop off another oz and say get to work and sleep like a baby.

Satan get

Nop. No customer base, dealer doesnt know him = no dope = no money

Well I guess he will have to work a little fucking harder and pick up again tomorrow night.

>I don't have your money. Can you front me another o?
why don't you try that out and let me know how it works

Doesn't matter though, if our not a beta faggot and live somewhere cool you can find yourself having a really good time in some really cool places with really hot people. Or deAd at the hand of some nigger if you try and do this shit outside of the upper middle class white society or higher

Dealing is not happening. If I go to jail, my family is fucked.

suck 40 dicks for 100 dollars.
>probably the only way if you have no investment money.

Happens everyday fucking day you retard, the basic premise of building loyal street level dealers is to incur debts the can't pay unless they keep working. Soon enough they are completely dependent on the dealers credit or they become so successful that they can't stop. Either way. That's exactly how it FUCKING WORKS

Happens everyday fucking day you retard, the basic premise of building loyal street level dealers is to incur debts the can't pay unless they keep working. Soon enough they are completely dependent on the dealers credit or they become so successful that they can't stop. Either way. That's exactly how it FUCKING WORKS

Have you ever sold drugs once in your life ? No dealer will front you drugs without knowing you and if you have the money they will rob you. It's just common sense. If I sell 1/2oz on regular basis to regular customer and some guy come for 1oz, never seen him, no references, I take his money, burry him
> profits

You can't afford to be a needy faggot if you sell drugs

If your going to prostitute or deal drugs then you should look elsewhere for advice. No one here has any better plans for you to a heir this.

OMG same fagggot

you could always sell an organ. or abduct someone

He needs 4000 by friday? How else would he do it? Would he do a hit on someone? Doesnt have many options

No, just stop lol.

you must work for the kartells?

You sound as ridiculous as I feel for responding to you

Could just rob the damn dealer, stupid fucks have an obsession with cash anyway, and most of them aren't too bright. Find one, poke him with something sharp, take his toiletpaper. Pure profit.

loan shark is your only solution really. Just hang around casinos. Once you got the money split

A guy (new customer) comes to you wanting twice what your regular client wants and you murder him? Lmfao. The profit margin on cocaine is approx 50% at street level. If you just sold to the new guy even once instead of your other client you would make the same amount of money without murdering a far better customer than you had to begin with. And the only reason you wouldn't sell to the guy you don't knows is if he was a cop. Therefore you would be killing either a perfectly good customer or a cop.... Your done here

I am actually from Europe and its much more common than you think. Most dealers don't make that much money on the drugs they sell, they are only intermediaries. If you can make 1000% margin whithout selling to a customer you've never seen and will never see again, its actually much better business than selling it. Most of those guys who go to someone they don't know and don't know anyone are useless to the business anyway

Don't know about merica but there is no fucking way a street level dealer makes 50% over here. Shit sells for 70e max, it's been cut of course but pure gram must be around 60e already for these guys

Also most drug dealers arent tony montana, they will scam you any chance they get to go spend a week at the beach

just bought coke for the thrills of it. 60€. next time it's quarter he said

I don't get what you mean.

wants me to use phrases old peeps like jury understands
undercover cop fag detected

kek, cause you're such a big guy in the trade you've cops crawling all over your ass ? English isn't my first language, I just did not understand. Anyway, thread is dead

Sell that mouth and asshole

Daytraiding

>cops browse Sup Forums for 60 euro drug deals
wew

some countries aren't broke as fuck and aren't flooded with drugs so they can actually do this

I know you have a family and all, but if you're desperate enough break into a rich fokes home and steal expensive stuffz.

Proud to be from a country where only foreigners speak english

Prove you're a real genius, find a way around needing to make 4k by Friday.

dafuq u on about
r u saying i talking too sophisticated for you to understand?
r u actually praising me?
r u just teying to slam the the usa as i did?
dafuq is wrong with you?

take out a high interest loan