Why'd they make *white* cheddar the brainy one, Sup Forums?

Why'd they make *white* cheddar the brainy one, Sup Forums?

Obvious reasons you cuck.

Because there is no such thing as Asian cheddar

because "chinky cheddar" didnt make it past HR

Sometimes a bullshit cheese snack is just a bullshit cheese snack.

Nerds are notoriously pale from staying indoors much too often.

Obviously male, too

maybe its because hes a cracker

He's not brainy, just blind af like everyone who uses glasses

these things killed me when i was young
>be me, 6
>in livingroom alone
>munching OG cheez-its by the fistfull
>start choking
>mom hears and runs in
>no idea what to do
>calls paramedics
>luckily one was nearby
>im blue and out cold at this point
>wake up in hospital
>doc says i died in the ambulance
>brought back to life and in a coma for a week
>missed new episode of Drake and Josh
I still love them though

This

They're the best flavor

>Reading too much into it

Only cuz we don't have black cheddar, the black always tastes better.

Am I, though?

I mean... am I?

Because they learned from Doritos' mistake. These chips just sat around smoking weed and collecting welfare.

lul this is what butthurt minorities do. They look for racism is a fucking Ritz Cheez Its add. Jesus fuck, get a fucking life.

>Chinky cheddar

>these things killed me
>tfw you meant literally

ritz is owned by a different company

What if it was a black person who designed the box?

And he's not making white cheddar out to be the brainy one, but the cuck. What then, Sup Forums?

Um, isn't that kind of racist?

Welcome, you must be new. Faggot.

I'm trying to get the theme for mozzarella. What is that about?

>Um, isn't that kind of racist?
Kind of the point, fam.

Best Doritos besides 3D tbqh familia

I think they picked a random one to be the token female. Since they settled on mozz, they gave it goomba-bitch eye makeup.

>Fam

Shut the fuck up nigger

italian

>Best Doritos besides 3D tbqh familia
They're not bad but I preferred these.

wtf is "goomba bitch?"

Where do you live, user? I've never seen those.

The driver was an alcohol.

A greasy lowlife guido, but with a cunt.

Aww, you jealous of Italians? Sorry you couldn't be the master race faggot.

>didn't make it past HR
>HR
>Human Resources

You mean PR public relations you fucking retard.

>really proud of my post
>nobody gives a shit
>someone compliments the guy who just reworded it