Come get your fresh apples!!!!
$1 each!!!
Come get your fresh apples!!!!
$1 each!!!
2 for 1 deal?
I'm terribly sorry, but it's only one per customer.
I'll take one then
There you go!
It was a pleasure!
Thank you. I love your casual yet professional attire and attitude. I will give you a 10/10 on yelp
I will also have one, please.
what's the catch
Can I get 2 pls
One for you sir!
Boy, I sure am hungry for an apple!
May i have one of your fine citrus bags?
Hey there, i'm sorry, but i don't quit catch what you mean. This is a family business were we sell apples of the purest quality.
Would you like to buy one for just $1?
We are sorry sir, but our policy is just one per customer. I can sell you one if you want.
Fuck, forgot was apple, not orange.
I'll take one, but I don't want to get on any list or open a credit card
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Don't worry, sir. Here at Trumpple's, we don't judge any mispelling, because we are all anons!
Take your sweet apple, my good sir.
Thank you very much!
Don't worry, you won't!
Hope you like it!
How do you like them apples? :^)
One please!
I'm very sorry but I will not be ordering any apples until my dog eats one
I have 3 sheckles, what can you do for that?
I love Trumpples, sign me up for one right now please
Oh wow, apples! I would like one please.
Thank you sir! I will enjoy this apple as soon as someone can hold my chocolate milk.
Enjoy it!!
may i has apple?
Hold it yourself, man. You're just asking for trouble
I was first.
yo i bought one of his six apples, i'll sell someone it for $3
Need one for the humanity
Bless you God Don!
We are sorry everyone! We just sold our last apple!
But don't worry, we will be back in a second with more.
wow thats 9usd cheaper than in japan
Let me first get this from here.
I'll be back in a sec! Don't worry!
guys im worried
oh shit!
sry m8
Come on my good friend, I seriously need some help holding it. Please?
Oh silly me...
Don't be worried, he's getting apples!
I need an apple for a healthy breakfast!
Kys
Fat
I got half a trumpple left. I'm keeping the seeds but I'll sell you a slice.
Put it into a sippy cup and maybe. I'm about as trustworthy as Michael j Fox, buddy
Gay
Kys
One minute, please!
Hey, thats a nice shirt
I'm feeling weird I think these apples where POSIONED
Edgy preteen spotted
Jokes on you I'm too poor to afford a nice shirt HAHA
Just let me get one more thing here in the back, and i will be with you.
He's getting the spare roofies
im waiting
OH BOY LADS!
just got here, when can i get some apples?
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OMG PLOT TWIST
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Give me one, need for science
No.....
The joke is on you, I'm an hero anyway
Excuse me fair jew, that booth belongs to the kind frog. Please exit it.
I shall not die from the hands of a filthy kike! *kills myself*
fuck outta here martin shreki
Sir, I didn't buy any apples but I need an antidote.
You fools ate the apples!
joke's on you
you can't an hero w/ help
Can I buy all of the antidotes please?
i have a half eaten apple will that cover the cost