ITT: Anons name a superpower, and other anons limit it

ITT: Anons name a superpower, and other anons limit it.

I'll start. Flight.

Only when sleeping.

You have a penis in your arm, and you are a nigger

Only flies to a randomly determined spot on the planet, determined at midnight every day.

>hey steve we need bread
>no worries i'll fly down and get it no-oh nope fuck now i'm in armenia

Everytime you sneeze your pants drop to the floor causing everyone to stare and laugh manically at your small penis.

X-Ray vision

You can only see gay grandpa niggers

super speed

Damn, when you guys don't get it, you realllly don't get it...

The ability to jump as high as I want

Only east

The power to create anything including superpowers.

Your penis grow 1000 meters (1km) each meter you run 1 meter.

super fast fapping.

Holy shit, what did i wrote.

Only to traps.

Telekinesis

> each meter you run 1 meter.

Holy kek.

ice magic

It sounds, as eco, GAY GAY GAY GAY, each time you use the magic.

Ability To make any female pornstar magically pop up from thin air in your room.

You get terrible headache that grows with every minute you are using it. Painkillers won't help.

everything you use it your mom, girlfriend, grandma and sister fell unbearable pain in their genitals

>You will still fall as if you were on a freefall, meaning if you jump too high you will become a red stain against the ground

every time you do your Penis shrinks into your body for 8 hours

She will have a benis (xddddd)

The power to be able to leave Sup Forums forever.

Downside?

You will dream with us every night

but you are forced to visit 2chan everyday, and you cant read japanese

Withdrawals that force you to go see a therapist 4 times a week.

You only can visit reddit and tumblr feminist pages

kek.

Freeze time and only you can move around.

Your body temperature drops significantly every time you cast a spell, with all the consequences and risks for your health. It takes 3 hours for your body to get back to normal.

the ability to have anything i want without anyone fucking it up.

weak shitty plasma powers like Jubilee from the Xmen

You only can feel pain and sadness, as all of them are dead while you see them. You hear the cry of your loved ones, the most sad secrets.

You become a dog every tuesday until you donate 300 trillion dollars to the Trump cause.

you become the hulk when you get a boner.

Inanimate objects fuck up whatever you do. They don't count as part of 'anyone' because they aren't sentient.

Kek as fuck

I became immune to everything harmful, including any of your stupid limitations

It's always at HO scale

Everyone knows when you use it.

you always want what you don't have

Ability to Speak perfect spanish when wearing a fedora.

when you no longer have a boner you turn into a flaming bag of shit.

I can shoot lasers from my fingertips

Tard strength

The lasers are made of dead baby niggers

you have to wear the yellow coat and red shades

> your imagination

kek

That's a bonus

You get retarded and only wish for retard stuff like warm ice cream

You get cancer

telekinesis

Where's the limiting

Time restarts if you touch anyone

You become completely mute every time you take the fedora off.

The ability to vibrate through walls.

After fap you feel the most amazing orgasm of your life that lasts for 2 minutes and it always feels amazing everytime.

Invisibility

...

your live is so good that you get bored & depressed and die at age 40

you become a tard

Hyperintelligence

you are only sexually aroused by vintage cars

You only want my dick in your mouth

Make 2d girls 3d

Cop out
Just when using Tard strength or forever

you can never turn it off

but only objects under 1 kilogram
any more and your balls will painfully explode

I want the power to mind control people!

Limit this! The power to attract and have sex with at will with any female in and only in the Human race.

You say ''Im a nigger, we wuz, we wuz'' each time you think

Only to other bronies...

Your mouth fills with a hobos toe nails like popcorn while you use it.

How is that a downside

All your wifus hate you and you are forever the background character, never the main or side character

The ability to fuck off

You can never remove what you create

Your penis is radioactive and kills them immediately afterwards.

Immortality.

The sight of a woman kills any erection you achieve

Only cardboard walls

You only get erection from the touch of your grandmas left boob

your penis grows 5 times larger and gets stuck if you cum inside, if you pull out you are stuck with a 50kg dick for 40 minutes.

Everytime you use your power you lose a hand.

You're forever out of smokes

Everyone has STDs, and they're also ugly.

Only when you're around people who doesn't speak Spanish

but only to the mentally ill

They are the poorest niggers, with the mind of who you wanted (basically is the person you wanted)

Mememancer. The ability to create super dank hot memes. They never get stale.

Your mother is always watching.

Erectile disfunction

While mind controlling the stupidity of the person transfers into you permanently

I have Gods powers.

Zozzle

You create memes

You can feel the lasers on your fingertips

The power to have any food anywhere at anytime.

Live past the human race, leaving you on a lonely planet. That wasn't a limiting thing, that's fact. Also you get prison for life.

You're gay, power is limited to chicks, no dudes will fuck you.

They are used by normies all the time