Things you want to be able to say one day

Things you want to be able to say one day

me: Gentleman, its a nuclear device

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I love you

You sure you wouldn't rather like to point out to some high ranking people that something is a nuclear device?

yea, I guess

See how everything is better now and you no longer think about silly things like love?

Have a rare wtc pic as a reward

this stirs something in my memory...are those lyrics from a song in command and conquer?

LOOK HOW BIG MY DICK IS!!!!!!

Yes! glad somebody else remembers

Niggers, get out.

Lamborghini or Ferrari?

"OP wasnt a fgt"

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

well it was just a matter of time

this

lonely fag is lonely. feels

We made America great again!

This

life is a cacophony of sound and light with meaning out the wazoo, except for you, you disgusting fagshits. burn to death in a sousaphone made of gastropods held together with cement.

We got him. We finally got the bastard. Justin Bieber is dead.

I love you.

9/11 actually was a hoax.

Already said it fag.

I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY!

RIP moot

I love you too

SELECT ALL IMAGES WITH RECREATIONAL VEHICLES!

Sup Forums turned into a great website.

me love you long time

Now look upon your legacy rich man! A house and money reduced to ashes, a beating at the hands of your victims, and your disgusting image burned into the minds of the poor and the worker forever.

Samefagging.

Jesus,Barnie you can stop now Hillary won

Just got a divorce and she had to give me half of HER shit. Life is good.

Faggot. I'm more clever than you. I can say I love you too anyone, but someone has to say I love you before you can say I love you too.

>Barnie

edge

allahu akbar

its just a commie,who gives a shit

Barney
fixed that for you user.

We are free

i'm vegan

...

I have a stable job and live on my own merit.

my shit don't stink

Gas chambers were a hoax. No way they could've burned that many bodies with the amount of time and supplies given.

i can say without a doubt that i am happy

"I always wanted to say this and will never say why"

Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries!

who shit in the basement

I deleted system32 and everything is fine.

'bout time this shitfest is over.

Hitler was an okay guy.

YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT, PRIVATE PYLE

I hate newspapers

It's just a prank bro.

*goes to a nuclear power plant*
*gets a job there, payed 60K a year*
>Now you're all set to say that, lol. Not that it'll be the right context...

Oh sweet, I got trips.

yes, i fucked her while you was gone.

see

Oh sweet, no you didn't get trips
ever, you won't get trips ever in your life.

"Finally, it was tough, but i did it, i finally got in shape"

I will get better, you won't be alone for ever

I don't have to work anymore and rent is free.

That pic is basically mw2 if it happened before 9/11

dat pic Sup Forumsro..

i wish i could stop killing people

"im actually happy" "I love you"

I never have to buy weed again.

She was asking for it.

Welp. Prison was fun

one of these days I'll stop putting my finger up my butt

Jimmy Johns is the superior sandwich shop.

my father gives great head

I'm happy the way my life turned out and as i sit here dying i truly have no regrets.

I beat Kaizo Mario without save state abuse and cheats.

This will never happen kek

I kissed a girl and I liked it

plot twist: your a male

fuckin nailed it

I am emotionally abused by my brother and can't escape

Spiderman is the best superhero.

you WANT to be able to say that??

Gonna have to agree with that first one bro

I'm glad bill o'reilly died

I'm not addicted to porn anymore

"Man it's quiet...to fucking quiet..."

...

Abraham Lincoln hated nig nogs.

Fun fact: Nig nog, irl is a prejudicial term used for black people in the UK.

And here I was thinking it was just a made-up funny way to say nigger.

this post gave me autism. or intensified it

"I dont fucking care that there are kids in your car I still won't help you, they are not mine and you can go to hell you stupid cunt"

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Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
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