Random mom (apparently) texted me earlier. She texted the wrong number of course. Was gonna say so myself, buuuuuuut I figured ehh, I'll see what the faggots down at Sup Forums says.
Dubs decides what I reply.
(Daily Double!)
Trips unlocks nude thread within this thread.
Hey sorry you have the wrong number, don't worry about it though , have a goodnight
Send her my dick pic
Mom can I tell you something?
One time i paid a homeless man to poop on my chest
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get her to meet you somewhere and then apologize and offer her money
"Mom i found this on granpas phone"
mom i have aids
If I don't save your number would you die?
Send her your dick
Mom i think you are a cunt
Final reroll
you will never see your son alive again
Hey mom, I'm kind of stuck in something. Can you help me?
Mom you are adopted
Can't talk mom, I'm going to meet my boyfriend
"I think I'm gay. Does sucking dicks make you gay?"
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Throbbing dick pic
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So how was work today
Will you go to prom with me, mom?
Rollo
fuckn reroll
I just sucked my first dick today. Dad said I sucked better than you.
winned
i found this on dads phone.
Nice trips
Do these trips trump the winrar?
"I can't wait til you come home so I can motorboat your pillowing breasts."
trips > dubs
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winrar
also then say, I've been hard at work, and send her a pic of this anons cock
>683898337
no fuck off
Mods?
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Nudes?
roll for this
Mom I've always wanted to ram my thicc cock in your tight asshole
I sniff your used panties sometimes. I can't hide it you turn me on. When were alone I think about how hard I would fuck your moist puss
samefag?
Huh
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Nude thread op?
Fuck outta here with that weak shit. And if dubs tell her "show me them tits."
HeLlO iF u EvEr WanT To SeE ur Son AgIan Do N0t cAll the PoliCe. LeAvE $10,000 InFronT of HiS Home on MaY 15th at 9:00pm
Mom why are you so damn hot?
West coast bro
I want you to suck the cum out my cock. I sniffed your used panties
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fuck me right in the pussy
we have your son. he is going to die
Winrar
I touched your boobs when you fell asleep on the couch once.
Mom I've thought about doing really dirty things to you and I know you've thought about the same with me. So let's get this over with.
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Tits or gtfo
Link her to /fit/ and never ever reply.
Mom do you love me
Send me your pussy in a thong
cmon OP fckin deliver some nasty questions to supposed mom
Sorry mom, i ment *Let me fuck you right in the pussy. Im drunk and im being honest ive always felt like this torwards you
OP WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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Mom i want you to know that i'm going to wreck that ass and give myself a little sister.
There's something that has been weighing heavily on my heart since I was a kid, and even though I still blame myself, and even though I'm sure no one will believe me, and even though I'm sure I'll regret telling you as soon as I hit send, I have to come clean.
Your brother touched me. I'm sorry, please don't hate me. This is so hard to do and I've been searching for the right time, but there's never a right time for something like this...
i found this on dads phone.
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Mom do you ever want to...take it a step above?
Show me your crusty panties you filthy casual. It's summer time and Papa wants to play in the NBA
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Oh shit waddup
rolling again
WINRAR
i'm gonna cut off my dick and mail it to you you dumb bitch
Look what I did today!
OP busy on photoshop
>Kay
Threads fake.
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This, and immediately after send "oh my god! That was supposed to go to Tyrone, not you! I'm so sorry!
she doesnt work you just fucked up niggerfagie
I'm going to kill myself tonight and you can't stop me. My life is horrible and nobody understands my pain
I want to fuck tyrone
When dad was touching my peepee white stuff came out is this normal?
Okay what if she's an only child?
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WINRAR FIRST NIGS
Op is nigger
Fuck off nigger
Rerolleroonie
Fine, dad or grandpa instead of brother
After her reply to the work text:
'Were you wearing that sexy little skirt again?'
Threads definitely real you faggot. She just ain't responding fast enough to make this interesting. I'm out. Ejecto Seato Cuz!
I got lost at Old Navy yesterday, and I think I saw a stripper lol