so guys, musico-kun here, I'm drunk and it's confession tiem:
>be drunk
>feeling suicidal
>I have a lot of stories about women to tell, just ask about them
>I no longer feel like I have anything to live for
>kiiiiinda looking for support from Sup Forumsros
dont be a pussy
stay alive for hovercars
Hovercars are vaporware. Might as well do it live OP
got greentext material about:
>the one time I banged a girl and her sister at the same time
>when I banged an eleven year old
>when I fucked a pregnant fifteen year old
>when I discovered I have a fart fetish
>when I cheated on my gf on the next room with her friend
>when I made a friend of mine fuck his own sister
>a few more, can't recall them all right now
Nothing to live for, nothing to die for, so we exist. Hope your night gets better.
If I gave you $50 million, what would you do for the next 10 years?
hover cars are kinda shit, I would love for full fledged virtual reality to become a thing, I mean full connect a pc directly to your brain and live in a virtual world
I'm not satisfied with my life so far, I've made so many mistakes...
Preggers 15 year old story.
preggo 15 year old op
the next 10 years with $50 million, most likely fund my own recording studio and record all the songs I've ever composed so far... also buy the best Wacom shit and start the painting I've always wanted to make using real life models for reference... and buy my own home... and one for my mom, she's always been there for me.
give me a minute to write the whole thing, it's not that long but I suck a writing fast,
Ever read about the Experience machine thought experiment?
15 year old preggers girl:
>be 20 year old me
>have a new rock band
>bassist hooks up with whitetrash girl
>we have a small party
>whitetrash girl invites over a friend
>immediately feel a connection with said girl, let's call her Sam
>Sam has kind of a thick body, yet all her forms are tight and voluptuous, she's a very fuckable 7
>we make out that night and leave for a gig we had that night
>a couple weeks go by and bassist invites his girl again for a smaller gathering
>cont in the next post...
Never heard of it, what's that?
Idea popularized by the Matrix. Choosing simulation over reality. Think Cypher wanting to go back in without any unpleasant recollection of the real world. I kind of see my younger brother going down that road. Can't really blame him.
cont:
>it's only my bassist, our band manager, bassist's girl, her friend and me... plus a shit load of vodka and some tacos lol
>we start our thing, which is a silly drinking game
>both girls make out with my bassist, our manager and me
>both girls end up quite drunk and only in their thongs, which was nice
>manager leaves
>bassist takes his pretty much unconcious girl to a bedroom and obviously starts fucking her
>take Sam to a different bedroom and we fuck for a while, she gets bored of fucking with a condom so she just pulls it off from me and we continue the deed
>came inside her and she takes off to the bathroom
>bassist was already done with his and already doozing off
>both girls return from the bathroom and pick the wrong side of the "bed" (I say bed but we were laying down on a fucking rug, it's a long story, but that house had no furniture whatsoever)
>getting ready to fall asleep next to my friend's girl when I hear my friend getting frisky with Sam
>think, oh well, and start rubbing my dick over my bassist's girl's butt
>she starts grinding her ass on my stick
>next thing I know, we're railing each others girls
>came inside her too
>fall asleep
>cont...
Ah I see, I wouldn't mind living in such a way as long as I could create stuff, my main drive in life is creating music and paintings... girls and drugs and other shit are sometimes a bliss, sometimes a fucking drag.
>we have a gig the next day
>they leave and don't assist, who cares
>a couple months later bassist's girl comes over with some drinks
>we spitroast her and when we are done she says that Sam hasn't been around lately since she's a bit worried about her baby and middleschool
>I'm like, what fucking baby
>she explains that she was knocked up by her (bassist's girl) cousin on a trip they had a couple months before she even met us and already knew she was pregnant when it all happened
>Sam was still getting shitfaced even when she knew she was pregnant
>meanwhile I was surprised to know she wasn't even 18, she didn't look 15
>turns out they both were 15 and went to the same school
>at least my friend's girl was not preggers
>all I can think about is how fucked that child is going to be born
>finish my drink and go to sleep
>I never saw Sam again
>I did continue hooking up with my bassist's girl for like a year
>the end, sort of...
this girl (bassist's girl) is also part of another anecdote, the one with the sister threesome
why do people feel suicidal ?
it's obviously gay.
11 year old first
Then the threesome
because I feel worthless
11 year old coming right up...
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bump pls story
just give me a second, Sup Forums thinks I'm spamming
bear with me:
>be 19 year old me
>bassist friend, we'll call him F, invites me over to a highschool party
>everything's pretty much normal, lots of cuties in there
>there's the relatives of the girl who's hosting the party, aunts and shit
>get some drinks
>start exchanging stares with a really fucking gorgeous girl
>notice a lot of guys approach her but leave immediately
>just think to myself she must be rejecting them
>go talk to her
>we immediately hit it off
>we make out like mad
>feel a tap on my shoulder
>it's one of the aunts
>tells me to stop kissin that little girl
>tells me she's only 11
>wat
>a fight breaks out between some douches
>the girl (we'll call her Jessica) takes the opportunity to slip me her number and some more kisses
>we leave
>cont...
pic related
bumperoo
>I mull over seeing her for a few weeks
>decide fuck it, I'm most likely going to die young anyway and call her
>we meet each other near her house
>before I realize it, we're already at her's
>the inevitable just happens and I'm putting on a rubber
>I'm going for it
>this girl in my mind is just fucking perfect and she's laying there, legs spread open, dripping wet, sweating and begging me to fuck her silly
>I have the best fucking time of my life
>I remember clearly how red her cheeks were, how hot and soft she felt, how much we sweat
>she went ahead and took off the rubber
>she started sucking me off, one of the worst bj's I've had
>pulled me in and I fucked her raw
>came inside her
>this repeated for a while
>think this was my happiest time in my life
>we made it a routine of every monday and thursday, I'd come over to her's and we'd fuck, play xbox and sometimes we'd drink some vodka or rum
>one thursday we were done, we had already had a bath together, we had even tried anal that one time
>we're lying on her bed when the sound of keys opening the front door sound
>freak out and I hide in her closet
>it was her father
>I hid there for a good couple of hours
>it all was going fine, I was going to wait for the father to sleep to leave the place
>my manager calls my cellphone
>I knew I was done for
>father comes into the bedroom
>Jessica tries to get inbetween us
>I thought I was going to get killed by this man
>he's freaking out and yelling like a mad man
>pick up my stuff and make a run for it
>feel like the cops are going to come knocking at my door anytime soon
>a couple of days later his father calls me on my phone and basically tells me he's going to kill me if I ever go near her again
>I live in fear for a couple of years
>her father never really went all legal on me, luckily
>she went on with her life for a few years
>5 years later, when she was 16 she started writing and texting me again
>I doubted for a while if it really was her
>dumbass me still went on and met her where she told me we could see each other again
>we went for a drink
>nothing much happened other than she soothed me about the whole thing
>told me she still loves me
>a few months later we fucked again
>she's a total fucking nympho from hell now
>she literally fucked me
>sucked me dry
>she's addicted to coke now
>she is in a whole 'nother league now
>I enjoy the sex for a while
>freak out, now I'm afraid of her, she steals shit from the stores near my house
>feel like she's going to get me into more trouble
>we just fuck from time to time in hotels now
>I always check I have all my shit with me whenever we hook up
>she's graduating college this year
>i'm still a sad piece of shit
>kiiiiiinda
dude please kill yourself
I'm seriously thinking about it man
threesome story now:
>still be 20 year old me
>be a time where I am fucking my bassist's girl, let's call her Lilly
>we've been fucking behind my friend's back for a couple months now
>we always hook up at her's
>sometimes her little sister is at home at Lilly sometimes shares our booze with her, because we're pieces of shit like that
>Dany (the sister) is thirteen, she loves my attention and gets drunk quite quickly
>Dany is usually passed out before we start fucking on their bunkbed
>somewhere along our routine I realize she isn't always knocked out cold when I am fucking her drunk sister
>try my luck really hard one afternoon and start a drinking game where we obvioulsy have to kiss each other
>I make out with Lilly, then I make out with Dany
>damn nice
>then it's their turn to make out
>they apparently are not much into it
>repeat the mechanic once more
>more booze
>now they are into it
>they are now making out more seriously
>I take my chance and start massaging their bodies while they are at it
>fuck yeah
>whip my dick out
>get one of the best bj's of my life from both of them
>start fingering both of them
>cont...
>prop Lilly on fours and have her start licking her sister's pussy
>I proceed to fuck Lilly like usual, while watching Dany looking at me and biting her lip while she's getting licked by her sister
>we go on for a while, I then spooned Lilly and fucked her sideways while I fingered Dany by my side
>when I made Lilly cum I immediately went on and placed myself above Dany, between her legs
>started fucking her while I watched Lilly pleasure herself and kiss her sister all over her body
>turns out Dany is a squirter
>she came fucking hard and that made me cum buckets inside her
>Lilly licked her sister's and my cum from my crotch
>we all lied down and watched some invader zim
>when Lilly fell asleep Dany started jerking me off
>we had a second round above her asleep sister
>come all over her back
>we only had a couple months of threesomes like that before they moved out from that house
>I never saw them again, but the memories remain
pics unrelated btw, I never took their picture because I was nailing my friend's girlfriend and I didn't feel like having evidence of my shittyness.
I wish I had though.
shameless selfbumpo
tell the friend fucking his sister one
lol, that one is funny to me... here we go.
>I have a friend, let's call him Caleb
>he knows about my adventures with girls, more importantly, with the younger ones
>he's got a sister who's 14 and she is definitely good looking
>I tag along with him to pick up his sister (Allie) from school once
>end up getting the number of one her friends
>he gets to know that I eventually fucked her
>we talk about it and he expresses how pissed he would be if he ever knew that some dude like me "used" his sister like that
>I tell him girls are like that these days and there's nothing much he can do about it unless he wants to ruin her fun forever
>I figure that maybe he's not angry about that thought just like a brother, but more like jealous of it
>I convey to him that very same idea, that there's the possibility that maybe he's not really all that fraternally protective of her, but that he might be feeling sexual jealousy over some potential partner of Allie
>he laughs it off and we go on
>a few weeks go by and the event of the preggers girl happen, so naturally, he gets to know about it too
>confesses to me that what I told him might actually be true, but he doesn't know what to think or how to act around his sister anymore
>he's been having "those" feelings about her lately, but he does not want to ruin their relationship by pushing something that might not be mutual
>I come up with the shittiest plan ever
Type faster, you faggot!
>we arrange to have a a little party with Caleb, Allie, her slut friend and me at my house
>booze is always present in my shenanigans, so there's booze to be had that night too
>it all is going good, there's the ps2, music and overly sugary drinks
>the drinking games start and I obviously make out first with the friend
>then it's turn for Caleb to make out with my hook up
>then, I have to make out with his sister... he's all like wtf bro? but I'm like, relax man, it's all part of the plan
>then it's the turn of the girls to make out, it's all gooooood
>and then it comes the time for Caleb and Allie to make out
>she's all like, no way, not doing that
>but before I even say anything the friend helps us all and convinces her to do it anyway
>so they are making out
>I go ahead and start undressing the friend
>we have a few more drinks and make them make out again, as if it didn't count because they weren't into it
>the friend takes off Allies shirt and pushes her towards Caleb
I want to know!
Keep going.
thats when my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
...
I'm trying you motherfucker!
>now they really are into it, thank you booze god
>the friend takes my lead and we strip completely naked
>we coax them to strip naked too
>there is no more game now, the friend was apparently more into it than I thought she would be and starts daring Allie to suck off her brother
>the friend starts giving me a bj and Allie goes on to blow Caleb
>Imaginary high five each other
>I thought for a second about taking my girl to the bedroom, but I wanted to see it all unfold, so I took the lead for a while and bent her over
>started licking that bald pussy from behind
>when I took a peek, Caleb had his sister laid on the couch and was licking her pussy too
>it is on, son
>I slid my dick into her from behind and saw them kiss for a while before he actually started fucking her
>then there was a knock on the door
>I opened the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dino.... nah just kidding
>I craw-walked with my girl towards them
>made them kiss while we both were fucking them
>finally sneaked a quick highfive with Caleb
>plan was a success
>my girl was nasty, I guess she'd seen a lot of porn before
>she took the chance of proximity to take out Caleb's dick out from his sister and spit and blew him, then reinsterted him into her
>I was pounding her as hard as I could while she licked their uglies as much as she could inbetween all the nailing
>when Caleb came, he came all over his sister's stomach
>my girl was licking his cum and I was ready to bust too
>I stood up to shoot my load all over her face so she could drink it too
>Allie might have misunderstood my actions and grabbed me by my cock started stroking it and pointed it at her own face
>okay.jpg
>came all over Allie's face and she even sucked my cock clean
>now that we were done we all just got dressed again and I played some MGS2
>later in the night when I started fucking the friend again I heard Caleb and Allie fucking in the bedroom again
>came inside her
Shit was so cash. I love you.
about Caleb and Allie, he told me they fucked a couple more times after that when they were at home, but Allie started feeling guilty and they haven't done it again ever since. As for me, the experience remains fresh in my memory and I'm still a sore piece of shit
...
it was cash as all fuck, I'm glad to share it with you guys
i liked your stories, friend
i am off to bed now
have a good night of sleep friend, I'll stay awake wondering if I should off myself or noth
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wheres the 11 y/o story mane
it's right here:
I missed this reply, thanks Sup Forumsrother