Secrets thread. Post your deep dark secrets Sup Forums

Secrets thread. Post your deep dark secrets Sup Forums

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I have a sexual attraction to 13 year old girls, I will never act on such thoughts, but I do.

This nigger can't expect me to click that shit.

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I had bi curious thoughts on experimenting but the only guy i am willing to do it with is my best friend
And i wont do it unless he initiates the act

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Fucked a Goose

My car's mom tried to finger me in the back of my friend

Is the cheating wife from last thread here?

If anything bisexual

>my cars mom
>in the back of my friend
wut

Fuck off White Knight
Take your fedora and katana somewhere else

I only started feeling emotions when I was 15, before that it was either depression or anger and that was it, I still don't feel all of them right now like missing someone or guilt, but I have some at least

yes, why?

im a closet furry

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and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
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From other thread

Sleep with jizz in undies

me too, that shit ain't healthy

Does it stain?

got caught fapping yesterday on Sup Forums lol

Yeah pretty much whole bed full of yellow stains

If you were caught it ain't much of of secret now.

I shit myself accidentally every so often. MY wife thinks its hilarious.
>I'm a gambler
I've also lost over 10k in one sitting at a casino

I had my mom wipe my ass until I was 10 or so

when my manager was at lunch I walked into his office, turned off the AC, farted repeatedly, closed the door, and left.

My mom used to dress me in bed before school around 4th grade.

Keked fucking HARD

i'm 23/m and wearing nothing but a diaper which i have no medical need for.

30 years old
still eat my boogers

Glad to know I'm not the only fucked up one, and couldn't you dress yourself?

27, same.

Seeing friends/couples together makes me sad because it's something that I've lost hope in me getting. I'm in the process of losing the will to do anything; it all feels like it's for nothing.
I'm so fucking pathetic that I don't want to get help just to keep up my image, but it's driving me mad.

i dont flush when i shit in public bathrooms.

I had sex in my friends bed

used to fuck a jar jar binks doll in its mouth when I was a kid
had to stop when my dick got too big and started getting caught on the teeth

i stuck my head through my mother's vagina when i was born.

im insecure but i dont rly have any secrets
a few years ago in middle school I gave my friend $2.50 to suck my cock, and another time I slid my dick between my other friend's cheeks during a sleepover
not gay tho

I piss in the sink. Not just in my bathroom, but in nearly every lockable bathroom I've used since I was 15.

had 12 year old GF when I was 21.

>mfw i look back on it.

kek.

i got dubs in secrets thread once.

That's okay lil nig

I used to date a girl who didn't speak my native language
she loved it when I whispered things in my language in her ear
she didn't understand what I was saying
>you ugly bitch
>your tits are different sizes
>I'm gonna choke you out tonight
>if you don't do anal soon, you're getting dumped
>your sister is way hotter than you
>I'm gonna fuck your face until you puke

I hate my fucking self.

My bf of 6 years left me, my one last shred of normality left in my life. If I could break up with myself I would.

I'm scared I might end it one day and I'm afraid of what will become of everything I'll leave behind. I've tried hiding it. Everything I do and say is shit. I can't change because it's me. How can I change me? Either way I'd rather end it. But planning it sounds exhausting. It just feels like every day I'd rather be high. I don't want to live as myself anymore.

Hardly anyone will miss a pathetic piece of shit.

post tits then kill yourself

Kek

I told you to kill yourself adam

Sometimes I finger my bumhole in the shower, it feels nice, and I'm 100% straight

lurk more newfag

Stole a car 12 years ago we would go from car to car checking them for money and valuable shit to sell and I had this habit of taking keys I found.

Few months later I stole the car. We drove it to my friends house and I wanted to park it about 1 mile away and walk to his house but my friend was tripping balls afraid they would figure out who took it so he took it down to Casino after hours and burnt out and shit. It was dark and it was a massive parking lot. They had a boat launch so we put it in neutral and push it in. Got in my other friends car and left.

Fucked a 12 year old when I was 16 not to proud about it but her parents new and didn't care. They where pretty white trash.

reported to FBI.

stole panties from every female I've ever known

Sounds like you're the real trash here.

Not cool

Sure mate, because the feds care that I have sexual fantasies about young teens.

how many you have ? one ?and from your mother?

I fucked my friends sister on his bed and pulled out on his pillow while he was away.

How old are you?

Eh, it's good for the immune system.

Unattractive, you deserve better.

19. Had issues since I was 8.

I don't really keep them, since I'm married and have no place to store them. I just steal them, use them, and dump.
but yes, this includes my mother and sister
probably close to 100 different females at this point

Remember that lady that died in 2007 from drinking too much water in the radio station contest to win a Wii? It was national fucking news, of course you remember.

The whole thing was my fault. I killed her.

my mom's car tried to friend me in the finger of my cars mom.

I tried autofelatio when i was 13 and ejaculated in my mouth

22

I have bi-curious thought about fucking old men.
I think about cheating on my fiancee everyday.

No.

my mom car finger mom friend mom car mom

I was repetedly raped orally by a little kid some years ago. Had to seek counseling and developed alcoholism and trust issues. Pic related: it's me.

Had a wet dream about my cat and press heart to continue last night. It honestly wouldn't surprise me if it turned out my cat was just fucking with me while I was asleep, sat on my face or something ( would explain a lot) but still wtf?

So you still do it then

I want to fuck my cousin.

omg that's the exact same doll

I wet the bed this morning. I'm 20.

Things might change. I'm middle aged now and I've gone in and out of those moods several times. Life is really a worthless, lonesome and shitty thing, but it's absolutely possible to be happy for some recurrent periods. I guess the best advice is to give less fucks.

Dude,thats so horrible.I think you're gay,that's impossible to feel nice if you are str8.

Kek, feeling a little tingeling there?

drowning in pleasant memories

You have a case of latent tripsophobia, often accompanied by pissing the bed

one time.... I had consensual sex in the missionary position with a 21 year old girl :/

Have the same dream every night which involves me going into my bathroom and seeing a spider on the cabinet which I then proceed to urinate on.

Also was killed by a dog and was resurrected by gnome like creatures in a cavern that's apparently under my house.

I have never taken drugs.

Kek

My friend fingered my mom's car fingers friend's mom's finger car

i raped my sister

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I am finally healing

got raped by my brother many times when I was little
never told anyone

I was smoking as a kid and threw out a cigarette by my neighbors house and burned down part of their wooden fence

Just ride it out. Or maybe actually move to another city?

Lolol that's such a funny link. Must check this out all you guys

IM FUCKING DYING

Be a massive whore, mooch off some shitty guy with money. You have a vagina use it. Move on with your life

I only flush the toilet when I took a shit.

"use them"?

2edgy4me

I drank from a bottle until 1st grade. I think maybe it's because I wasn't breast fed by my mum, I have a really bad oral fixation. I'm always smoking or chewing gum and it really sucks.

Explains why you suck all those dicks

cum in them, for example