Dubs decides what I do / what I stick up my ass hole

Dubs decides what I do / what I stick up my ass hole.

Hot candel wax

sharpie

No dubs = no delivery

Car key

ur mum

Stuff your ass with pickles

roll

spiel of...
Since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_
I got/received a text of communication/question/ask of technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies of machines far of miles:_"\_ Everyone knows this already. How do you fix it. _/"_:-_ . I am of communication/answer/reply of letter of word of language of text of:_"\_ Humans of policing/military live of:_[\_ slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles since of brain of body of since of human of living of brain of body of since of sense/sensation of communication/text/speech of computer program software of language of words of anything/everything/eachthing/allthings of human of living of _{-\_[-\_ slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles _/-]_{--\_[--\_ and _/--]_ and _[--\_ or _/--]_/--}_[-\_ flexing of muscles so of living of muscle of nearer and and or farther of muscle _/-]_/-}_/]_:-_/"_:-_ .

Open bottle of hot sauce

Cheese

Pages from a library book

Your whole hand

Your fist

Sharpie in pooper or gtfo

Close, but not quite

A goldfish or any other small fish.

Anything alive.

Please film it. It will be so sexy and i will masturbate to it forever.

Rolling for this

Your moms boyfriend's dick.

Damn it

A knife... Not the handle

Your fist

Winrar

WINrar and sadly op has no timestamp

It's a plastic knife *phew*

No you need to get a real knife, grab it by the handle and stick that blade up your ass now OP

roll for this OP fag

OP was scary quick on that deliver

So's this.

Look at my ass hole.

You You are god dam right

because it's a hairbrush

Glass jar

what is shaving cream?

Stick 4 sharpies in there

Your keychain

stapler

your computer mouse

The nearest animal you can find

a razer

Not dubs, but I happen to have one here in my room. I've had to put it in a plastic bag so that I don't get poo on it.

^that

plunger

Dear diary: today op was not a faggot by being the biggest faggot imaginable

a remote of some sort

Kylo Ren

your dads weewee

Pencil

Your own poop

winrar

it doesnt feel right knowing he did what i suggested, i just feel dirty now

Keeeeek

double dubs

Ayy

Ayy again

quads a bowling pin or baseball bat

>Pencil up ass hole

Very well.

The feels Sup Forumsro... the feels

a cactus or pinecone

...

shoot a paintball gun or airsoft gun up your shitter

take funnel an pour vodka in yo ass

For my second double I request a bottle of shampoo up ur ass

break a glass bottle and mix it in salt and lemon juice and then sit on it

chilli peppers dipped in salt n hot sauce

shove a hamster in yourr bum

broken glass up yo ass

WINRAR
time for petsmart

That hurt.

winrar..op deliver

07725195752
send me some photos

DUBS HAVE SPOKEN

sandpaper crumbled up

a watermelon

a 2005 toyota corolla sedan with sunroof

Don't have a hamster. Thank fuck for that.

a boxed dvd special of all the chevy chase movies starring chevy chase

THE MICROWAVE

crack an eg through a funnel

stuff a shoelace in your ass. the whole thing.

your moms toothbrush

your moms heeled shoes

...

roll

a baseball signed by jack black

shove a banana up there. get some nutrition

I look at it

an open bag of cocaine

shower curtain rod

keke

a pineapple! u must do it

69 is good enough

>The Amazing Atheist

Cucumber

last one before bed. your whole fist

tv remote

Your head

Op looks like fucking Lewis Spears

unplug something and stick the plug up your ass

vodka bottle

Shove your asshole further up your own asshole.