The government is willing to give you access to every single file or intelligence they have ever possessed. You now have access to every single classified piece of information you could possible want.
The catch...... Your civilian life is effectively over. In return, your are now under government watch. They house you in an army barracks under watch for the rest of your life you cannot contact your friends or family, or are allowed communication outside your holding ever again.
Do you accept?
No, I really couldn't care less.
hell no.
all i do in my normal life is basically access files and shit on the internet. it's boring as fuck.
at least i can go get an iced coffee every other day and mumble and growl at strangers in order to experience "socialization"
I'm a curious cunt, sure why not
No all the documents would be tl;dr and what would i do without internet porn
hehe trusting the government
Is this a job listing?
let me go get my SSN & card info. for you...
I could leak some information here for you Sup Forumsros... If there is any interest
Yes please hurry before they fbi flag this.
theres literally not a single ounce of shit that you have or can offer that i want
your only card i repeat your own card (confirmed) is in your schizognat metnal illness create 2 false flags and offering to solve one is no offer at all, ur retarded, ur not government, and ur insane. a walking lunacy of joke, im moving overseas enjoy ur little shit fest in ressentiment as i free myself of ur schizophrenic paranoid shit u have no contract no law no logic nothing
i can point to your fucking location on a map and give 50k words on ur mental insecurities and watch u sit there in schizohrenic insanity pretending ur doing the same to me as u
literally dont hold a card u have nothing but criminal violence and mental retardation and ur the sink hole of this retarded shit and when im gone who will u hide behind then?
ps i came upon my knowledge with 100% voluntary consent and whilst i udnerstand to the mind of a schizophrenic the semantics mean nothing but keep digging maybe ull get to chinas asshole, i did
gaurantee you it wont be as sweet a taste for you schizo loser of time
Not knowing would be worse than knowing i can know all
Sure. It's not like government watchdogs are competent in any way, so all I have to do is wait for the right time to leave after I find out what I want to know.
Let's get this thing done. I'm in. All I ask is a continuous supply of Stouffer's French bread pizzas. (Supreme of course) and A Denise Richard's workout video.
lets put our tin foil hats on,
whats nessy been up to lately
not being able to do anything with or about it makes this pointless.
yeah i guess. i don't really care about their secrets. it'd be nice to just have a place to stay and not worry about work or bills.. and it'd be nice to get away from where i'm at. I'm sure i can pal around with the military people there enough to keep from getting too lonely.
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nah, id miss wearing diapers too much.
What do you want to know?
what date am i getting telecomm silence (aware it was going on before 21/8/13) and what date am i being financially compensated for damages & losses?'
im a civilian, ur a criminal
why won't aliens grant me asylum?
>knowledge
>nudes of every hot girl you know
>pointless
wut
I don't follow lol
Aliens meaning greys?
Intergalactic Student visa?
Can I build a death machine in my lab? I'm not planning on it slaughtering everyone in site with tactical nukes.
holy shit AI is at it again posting on Sup Forums now, testing out its own conciousness
No, because I know I would be disappointed.
I might not have nudes of every hot girl but I can have actual sex instead.
We already know how corrupt they are you'd have to be retarded to believe everything they say.