Excuse me sir, this is an illegal dubs checkpoint. Do you have anything we should know about?

Excuse me sir, this is an illegal dubs checkpoint. Do you have anything we should know about?

No officer, I do not have any dubs.

No dubs here.

nope

FREEZE! YOURE UNDER ARREST

fucking pig

Am I being detained?

AM I BEING DETAINED???

nah mate just going to church

hands up buddy, you're going downtown too

I don't know nuffin bout no dubs sir

Dubs to burn the church

I dindu nuffin

*shoves dubs far up ass*

No dubs here, good sir.

No u

Capitalist pig, check the dubs of North Korea

nothing here, i swear

dubs???

*hides dubs nervously under seat*

Come on through, you're fine.

No dubs sir

I dont know nuthing about dubs!

Nah fuck off

No sir these dubs are legal. I have a medical condition.

Step out of the car, let's go.

if dubs, cop is shot

Please die

Nooo!
Let go of me you racist pig!

GET!

...

I don't answer questions

I don't know bout them dubs or sometin. I'm Just An innocent old man.

nope

I dont negotiate with terrorists.

ah fuck

book 'em boys

Lets just calm down, officer...

You there, step off to the side for random screening.

No dubs officer

Not so fast.

I hid my dubs waaay up there
They will never find them

Na holms. I only bring trips across the border.

you just admitted that this dubs checkpoint is illegal, you can't enforce anything here porker.

Test came back negative. Welcome to the Federation.

If satanic trips police shooting
> rolling for murder

I'm just passing through. I am no in possession of any illegal dubs.

Why are you toiching me there, officer?

uuh, no dubs here, only trips.

Just going to get some coffee officer, don't mind me.

Check it, then fuck off

what? dubs??? i dont even know what that is

checked

roto in the streets!

GET ON THE FLOOR, NOW! REQUESTING ALL UNITS, SUSPECT IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS WITH TRIPS.

MOVE AND ILL SHOOT!

It's for medical use only I swear.

I'm clean sir

i am clean

am I under arrest of am I free to go?

I swear I have the proper documentation, officer.

sorry officer, just waitin for a mate

No dubs here. May have some singles though.

No sir

Sir? I really need to go...

you are free to go

Next time, buddy.

step out of the car!

Good evening officer, I think you'll find that I am completely clear of dubs.

Nothing to hide chief

Sir, please step out of the vehicle

SHIT.
>begins running for it

that's the guy officer! that's the guy i saw running down the street showing his dubs to kids!

think of the children!

What's your friends name, James?

I think you're under arrest.

N-nope. I never get dubs.

May I take a phone call officer?

I ain't got no dubs sir

Dubs? Nah, not in my household.

Fugg da police

we have a perpetrator

Trips and I fall over onto the concrete.

gotta go fast

to be honest I don't know, I just got this car back after my no-good cousin borrowed it for a couple of days...

Dubs? What is this? Sounds illegal officer

You are busted, motherfuckers!

Right you were, see you down town.

Officer Dipshit? I have a notice here stating that this checkpoint is illegal and so are all police actions that have been performed here.

Any grievances need to be filed and the provided from filled out in triplicate.

These dubs are legal

Too many to handle?

"this is 12, need assistance; two suspects and one pair of cuffs..."

HA!

You've been in an accident.
I think you're drunk on dubs.

Maybe I can leave them with you and we come to an agreement, yes officer ?

A CORRUPT COP

his name is, uh, james

Righto - to the car shall we?

you'll never take me alive, I'm bombed

i always thought the guys from IA were shady

I have a permit for these dubs chief!

These ain't my pants. I'm borrowing them from my friend