Found this bird, dubs decided what I do with it

Found this bird, dubs decided what I do with it

Let's it go outside.

Become best bros and share yummy snacks with him

He's not adult yet

Sparrows fall from the nests all the time, but the parents still feed them down there in the ground.

Since you touched him, her parents will regret to feed him anymore.

So raise him till it can fly and let him go.

Put it up your ass

reroll

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If dubs you stomp on it 20 times

Clean up his beak and set it free!

put in pooper

rerawl

Free bird

Great, you fucking faggot. You just condemned the bird to starve.

release the bird

Roll 4 dis

There! Two dubs! DO IT!

Hooray I guess, unless it's already dead

Winner
Meet new queen of /b

sacrafice it during a church service

Laws of nature, bitch!

become friends with it
keep it as pet if it likes you

check on him daily OP, and provide pictures of his starvation pls

eat it

reroll

throw it from a building so it learns to fly

winrar... it lives.

Laws of nature would have been if Faggot OP wouldn't have touched the bird, allowing the parents to feed it for longer.

Nut on it

rerollu

WINRAR

>cum in container
>raise bird till old
>containers full
>simmer semen till liquid
>drown bird

reroll

Birds not raising their babies because of human interaction is just a myth

It's all about smell.

It's a myth, been disproven conclusively.

reroll for this

butt fuck is ready for you

little bird might have trouble flying you need to leave him to rest while you go get a box and some helium balloons enough to get him up high so he can jump out n soar back down to the safety of his nest

Those aren't dubs faggot ur reply was

no it doesn't

Metellus your microwave. LOL

Gr8, bird dies

rolling 4 dis

reroll

I'll need proofs

Name It Nico

Fuck it, rolling for this fag.

Give it to local humane society

roLL

Completely retarded. That's a myth. You ever touch a puppy and have the mother reject it? Ever touch some woman's baby, she smells it, then just drops it because of foreign smells? How the tuck would the cuckoo bird do what it does, you dingus?

1. get video camera
2. find dog
3. glue bird to dog tail
4. ????
5. profit

prove that it's really you dumb faggot

P-put your dick in it

Rooll for this