Found this bird, dubs decided what I do with it
Found this bird, dubs decided what I do with it
Let's it go outside.
Become best bros and share yummy snacks with him
He's not adult yet
Sparrows fall from the nests all the time, but the parents still feed them down there in the ground.
Since you touched him, her parents will regret to feed him anymore.
So raise him till it can fly and let him go.
Put it up your ass
reroll
re
If dubs you stomp on it 20 times
Clean up his beak and set it free!
put in pooper
rerawl
Free bird
Great, you fucking faggot. You just condemned the bird to starve.
release the bird
Roll 4 dis
There! Two dubs! DO IT!
Hooray I guess, unless it's already dead
Winner
Meet new queen of /b
sacrafice it during a church service
Laws of nature, bitch!
become friends with it
keep it as pet if it likes you
check on him daily OP, and provide pictures of his starvation pls
eat it
reroll
throw it from a building so it learns to fly
winrar... it lives.
Laws of nature would have been if Faggot OP wouldn't have touched the bird, allowing the parents to feed it for longer.
Nut on it
rerollu
WINRAR
>cum in container
>raise bird till old
>containers full
>simmer semen till liquid
>drown bird
reroll
Birds not raising their babies because of human interaction is just a myth
It's all about smell.
It's a myth, been disproven conclusively.
reroll for this
butt fuck is ready for you
little bird might have trouble flying you need to leave him to rest while you go get a box and some helium balloons enough to get him up high so he can jump out n soar back down to the safety of his nest
Those aren't dubs faggot ur reply was
no it doesn't
Metellus your microwave. LOL
Gr8, bird dies
rolling 4 dis
reroll
I'll need proofs
Name It Nico
Fuck it, rolling for this fag.
Give it to local humane society
roLL
Completely retarded. That's a myth. You ever touch a puppy and have the mother reject it? Ever touch some woman's baby, she smells it, then just drops it because of foreign smells? How the tuck would the cuckoo bird do what it does, you dingus?
1. get video camera
2. find dog
3. glue bird to dog tail
4. ????
5. profit
prove that it's really you dumb faggot
P-put your dick in it
Rooll for this