Im currently on coke, grass and pills and i have a medical exam for my new job today. Suggestions?

Im currently on coke, grass and pills and i have a medical exam for my new job today. Suggestions?

Have some coffee

Stop fucking up your life?

Might push through, just hope general medicals don't test for drug

Take a shower

noone cares about you but keep posting more pics of that bitch

here's my suggestion: tits or get the fuck out

When you walk in sweating and vibrating with massive pupils they will.

Hit a headshop and buy some quickfix and put it in your underwear. If you are in America of course.

No one watches you pee unless it's legal issue related and if you don't use it, you can always buy a new hand warmer and save it in your car for emergency random.

Save yourself some time and quit now

Drink some citrus juice, and by some I mean: a lot.

time and water.

Find somebody would clean piss the same gender as you. Have them piss in a drug bottle , then shove it up your ass if your dude and shove it in your cunt if you're female. then when they send you into the bathroom to go take the drug test just empty the pill bottle. Insert it back inside you once done.

Nah im just gonna wing it

You didn't mention you could fly. This changes everything.

Then why even make a post

Do you hate us and yourself that much?

Let me know what area code youre in so i can avoid ever needing medial assistance from you

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This is what happens too much grass

Don't attempt it. Phone and tell them you're as sick as a parrot, and reschedule.

post nudes and pic of coke

Grow up