You walk in a club when this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.
wat do
You walk in a club when this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.
wat do
When you post these threads aren't you supposed to post pictures of muscular guys?
That kid probably weighs like 150 and has little to no chest/arm muscle.
His abs aren't going to stop anyone from breaking his fucking jaw.
kiss his pecs and suck his dick
Pee on him to show dominance - after my girlfriend beat him to the ground. Asian martial arts girls rock!
Tell the bouncer to check his ID again, that boy looks 17.
Look better, he's muscular.
The only right answer is to slide over my gfs crotch. Look him in the eyes and say dead serious: "Now you have to suck his cock"
my gf wud fucking beat his ass lmao dafuq u mean???
Better rephrase it:
"You slapped his ass, now suck his cock". This'll spook them off
Jab into a double leg. Mount -> S mount -> armbar
Take off all my clothes and shit into my bare hands. Begin smearing fecal matter all over my naked body. Try to take him and give him a shit hug. He'll be sorry
LoL XD nice meme bro!!!!^^
Kick him out because im a bouncer.
But also my gf doesn't go clubbing so, he's fine.
>confusing low body fat percentage with actual strength.
Female detected.
That pretty boy would get wrecked 9/10 times
That's the guy you post? He looks weak as shit
Nothing. I'm not homophpbic
Weep with joy that I'm now normie enough to have a girlfriend and go to a club.
Offer to suck his penis out of gratitude.
>trying this hard
His arms, chest, and shoulders don't look bulk i can probably take him
Implying Sup Forums has girlfriends
I'd consider to take a fight with a lean muscular guy... The bulky ones are mostly stupid roided gym bros...
The muay Thai fighter of my local gym look like OPs pic...but older
Beat his scrawny ass
gently squeeze his jubk
Watch her beat him up while he tries to defend himself with his green bean arms
Lol throw him, break those toothpick arms, smash his jaw so it can't shut and slide my dick in while I put a wig on him and then post pics in the trap threads. He will forever be known as brokelimb-mc'gape
I bet this fucker could punch you into oblivion with a single jab
no need to do anything when my gf would beat the shit out of him lol
Feel sad about being in the 5 inches club and let old goldie boy do the work.
Best case scenario you can watch as REAL men fuck your desperate wife you fucking little cuck
pecs are pectoral muscles you dumb faggot.
Yet he gets 9/10 the bitches you fap to you fat fuck.
"2016 Cucking not fucking shiggity" Moot
Eat his fucking heart
turn around and put 2 .44 slugs into his gut
It's a shoop, so nothing.
slap his it's probably better then my gfs
Incorrect. Gaydar is pinging wildly to that pretty boy.
Hahaha he wouldnt have the courage to hit someone gf ass, if he did so he will stay toothless for life. This guy is a faggot.
>he's pretty, so he must be gay
Just stop.
I am 6' 6" 230 lbs. I'd turn his hat around the right way then break his hands.
"Dude what the fuck!?" and throw an alcohol on his face.
buy him a gym membership, for fucks sake