You walk in a club when this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass

You walk in a club when this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.

wat do

When you post these threads aren't you supposed to post pictures of muscular guys?

That kid probably weighs like 150 and has little to no chest/arm muscle.

His abs aren't going to stop anyone from breaking his fucking jaw.

kiss his pecs and suck his dick

Pee on him to show dominance - after my girlfriend beat him to the ground. Asian martial arts girls rock!

Tell the bouncer to check his ID again, that boy looks 17.

Look better, he's muscular.

The only right answer is to slide over my gfs crotch. Look him in the eyes and say dead serious: "Now you have to suck his cock"

my gf wud fucking beat his ass lmao dafuq u mean???

Better rephrase it:
"You slapped his ass, now suck his cock". This'll spook them off

Jab into a double leg. Mount -> S mount -> armbar

Take off all my clothes and shit into my bare hands. Begin smearing fecal matter all over my naked body. Try to take him and give him a shit hug. He'll be sorry

LoL XD nice meme bro!!!!^^

Kick him out because im a bouncer.
But also my gf doesn't go clubbing so, he's fine.

>confusing low body fat percentage with actual strength.

Female detected.

That pretty boy would get wrecked 9/10 times

That's the guy you post? He looks weak as shit

Nothing. I'm not homophpbic

Weep with joy that I'm now normie enough to have a girlfriend and go to a club.

Offer to suck his penis out of gratitude.

>trying this hard

His arms, chest, and shoulders don't look bulk i can probably take him

Implying Sup Forums has girlfriends

I'd consider to take a fight with a lean muscular guy... The bulky ones are mostly stupid roided gym bros...

The muay Thai fighter of my local gym look like OPs pic...but older

Beat his scrawny ass

gently squeeze his jubk

Watch her beat him up while he tries to defend himself with his green bean arms

Lol throw him, break those toothpick arms, smash his jaw so it can't shut and slide my dick in while I put a wig on him and then post pics in the trap threads. He will forever be known as brokelimb-mc'gape

I bet this fucker could punch you into oblivion with a single jab

no need to do anything when my gf would beat the shit out of him lol

Feel sad about being in the 5 inches club and let old goldie boy do the work.

Best case scenario you can watch as REAL men fuck your desperate wife you fucking little cuck

pecs are pectoral muscles you dumb faggot.

Yet he gets 9/10 the bitches you fap to you fat fuck.

"2016 Cucking not fucking shiggity" Moot

Eat his fucking heart

turn around and put 2 .44 slugs into his gut

It's a shoop, so nothing.

slap his it's probably better then my gfs

Incorrect. Gaydar is pinging wildly to that pretty boy.

Hahaha he wouldnt have the courage to hit someone gf ass, if he did so he will stay toothless for life. This guy is a faggot.

>he's pretty, so he must be gay

Just stop.

I am 6' 6" 230 lbs. I'd turn his hat around the right way then break his hands.

"Dude what the fuck!?" and throw an alcohol on his face.

buy him a gym membership, for fucks sake