Ask a goat farmer anything

Ask a goat farmer anything.

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Do you farm goats?

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Males = literally 4 seconds
Females = Dunno lol

Do you farm goats?

What does their vaginas feel like?

Pls educate yourself, not dumb yourself.

yes

No I am a goat farmer that keeps llama's.

Do you farm goats?

for how much would you let someone fuck a goat of yours

warm and wet.

no, Giraffes

What age of goat best fits (or barely initially fits) your penis best?

Same Question, modified: what age of each gender for anal, and age for oral , what age for vaginal?

Can you use the afterbirth for soup after you have sex with it?

IS THAT A FACTORY FARM?!!!!

€900. then you can keep her.
A goat who had to much stress stops giving milk.

Never tried lol.

nope. The animals produce the milk, not the machines.
I'm a goat farmer. not a milk farmer.

Hello there. Casual goat farmer here. I just planted my goat seeds that i ordered frim amazon. My question is: How frequently should i water them? How much time does it take for them to actually grow out of the pot? Thank you for this wonderful and very needed thread!

Fuck one

How tight?

Do you have a lot of mudslimes that try to sneak in to your farm and rape the goats and if yes what do you do to stop them?

Factories farms have wire cages with a metal ramp for the eggs to roll down, Do You see any metal ramps?

DO YOU LET THEM GO IN PASTURES?

You ever fucked one of your goats?

How do you keep the muslims out?

How much u get payed dud?

>goat eggs
Keked so hard.

AR-15s, of course!

do you know of anyone who has ever fucked a goat?
also, what does goat pussy feel like?

Waterboarding

When they are counted when they go to slaughter you count them the same way you count them every morning- as they go past your eyes. so they are "pasteurized", this means they have been in pastuerises (pastures)

i laughed so hard i started caring about my kids

Whats the chance for a gangbang with Allah?

Plant them in rich soil immediately!
water daily

No. anyone who enters my property without my permission gets a buck shot.

No. the gouvernement won't let me buy more land.

nope

Antique double barrow.

Not in person.

do you have nudes?

Break in to my barn, and i wil send you to him.

would you like to fuck a goat once?

Do you have a wife and kids?

is this an accurate saturday night for you?

Did you anticipate this many questions about sex?

> OP is a goatfarmer
> OP never fucked one of his goats
> OP is a beta faggot

>No. anyone who enters my property without my permission gets a buck shot.

SAY WAAAH?!?!?!

Them's sheeps

Are you one of those sand niggers?

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what happend tho, did they get shot in the leg or something?

Sniper Rifles, Humvees, Scorpions, M-16's, waterboarding, infecting their children with fake polio vaccine that really makes them infertile for life in addition to preventing polio (as a side effect), and Yom Kippur pranks like allowing an open Mio-Fit full of cesium-137 to fall in their wells.

yous a faggot

see picture

I thought about it when i was young, but now no
I have a wife, no kids, but we're doing our best.

far from it.

Yes. after all, Sup Forums is where the worlds broken toys gather.

I'm a white Dutchman.'

That's not a drone strike but I guess you gotta use what you can use

do you hate niggers?.....be fucking honest

Has a Muslim ever tried to fuck one of them?

Do you farm goats?

Fuck, those must be some nice goats. We sell our sheep for 60 euro equivalent.

How tall is your goat tower? Have you ever been invited in?

Mister Goat man,

I also have goats but I am relatively new to goats. I have a LaMancha female about four years old. I bought her when she had twins and they are of nursing age. Eventually, she quit nursing and her bag dried up for a couple months. Yesterday I noticed she has a full bag again on one side. W.T.F. it is impossible that she was bred. Should I be concerned?! Do i have to fuckin milk that shit? The grown kids are not nursing her.

who made god?

I actually own a very large farm. The goat part is only the centre. I have a moat of pigsties around it to deter mudslimes.

will you add security measurements for all the refugees and muzzies around offerings day?

How often do you visit trap threads?

How much you make a month?

Are you a goat farmer?

The Arab men's only festival or celebration of Daur'lekk has a ceremony for the newly initiated men where they are given a sheep to sex and a knife. They aren't allowed to have sex with the sheep but they are allowed to gash it in the back of the thigh and enter there. anything else is forbidden by Allah as it is written in the Holy Q'uran.

I've set up a five (maybe 6) year plan to purchase a plot of land and ultimately "go off the grid as a homesteader.

I was thinking pigs would be the primary livestock (because of the lard, tallow, for making soap/candles, etc). But somebody recommended goats instead, because they're supposedly easier to raise, and you can get meat and milk from them.

Do you think goats would be a better choice for a small farm than pigs?

(*and yes, i have experience slaughtering/butchering animals, building homes/structures, planting vegetables, whatnot)

Has a suspicious Muslim man ever bought one of them?

>Are you a goat farmer?
kek'd

No.
But stereotypes aren't fables.
If you are a lazy leecher, pls die in a fire.

nope. but I shot a Moroccan guy once.

As soon as the gouvernement lest me buy more land, i WILL build some in the pastures.

What kind of breed is it?

People did.

second shotgun, maybe a automatic one.

never

10k a month in summer, 7k in winter.

Dick pic plz

>allowed to gash it in the back of the thigh and enter there
Fucking hell. Why didn't Hitler gas the Muslims instead?

that's fucked up

>SAY WAAAH?!?!?!
Welcome to the real world

Yes. goat milk is expensive nowadays.

no

mine?, or a goatdick?

pigs need a ton of water. you wont last a month youre so fucking clueless...

>I shot a Moroccan guy once.

Story?

That's a lie right? Right?

From what you make that much money?

Both

what's it like?

Goat's milk. Yeah, that's a good idea.

Well, there's two wells and stream nearby.

Do you often see muslims in your farm?

Do you eat them?

Netherlands laws prohibit selling livestock to Muslims with an ID card showing an address in a city. Villages, towns and cities are prohibited to have non-companion animals registered or sold to persons, and travelling into town with them in cart, lorry, or on leader.

What are the goats like?

That's fucking great

When did you become a jihad?

think of a number. double it. add six. half it. take away the number you started with. your answer is three.
Is your mind blown?

Citations? I searched it up and can't find shit, so I'm led to believe this is made up BS

Obviously you did not get the joke.
Reread the green text.

are we alone in the universe??

Do you have nicknamed the gots?

Do you ever want to just throw in the towel and farm something else for a change?

Selling goats and goat related products I would assume.

Damn.

Now try mine. Think of a number. Multiply it by three. Add two. Divide it by four. Subtract one. Forget everything you just did. Think back to the original number you thought of. Mind fucking blown, right?

Goat farming

Yes I once thought to try herding the carrots but I dont know

Wikipedia has no entry about Jewish rabbis sucking 7 day old boy penises, because it would defame them, Muslim Wikipedia articles do not cover Men and Underage boys (having not sprouted hairs yet) having sex because it would defame them.

Dervish Muslims and Druze (not a type of Muslim) people have a day of the week for make homosexual sex. Dervishes is it Wednesday, and not during Ramadan, Druze it is every Tuesday.

hey user..fellow milking fag here ..i have cows and recently got into donkey milk..that shit is expensive as fuck..you should look into that..thems some fine goats by the way

the maker doesnt need it, the owner doesnt want it, the user doesnt know he's using it.
what is it?

Already shot 4 people in my life. 1 of them died in the hospital.

I woke up because I heard the fence.
wife was panicking. grabbed shotgun and ran to the garage, heard him walking so I shot in his general direction. luckily shot him in the leg. called the police.

Goat milk. they make milkpowder from it. you know the shit you put i a baby's bottle.

Awesome. goats are awesome. they constantly remind me of high people. long days are though, though.

Goatdick can be fount on teh webz.
hold on.

No. but goats are delicious though.

Stoned dogs who headbutt each other.

Since when does one become "jihad"?

I like to think that we're not.

No. goats are funny, cute, and awesome.

...

the maker doesnt need it, the owner doesnt want it, the user doesnt know he is using it.
what is it?

How do you treat your goats? I know some farmers that treat them like shit.

I don't have room for more animals.
I had to build 10 mettres of barn illegally.
Gouvernement is riding my ass right now.
They want me to break it down.
Donkeys are awesome though.

What country are you from

Why does your finger look like a dick?