UK Thread V3!

UK Thread V3!
Threads from yesterday were pretty good, who's about?
MK14 Reporting in

S17 here, wanking myself silly!

0121. Avoding doing any work for my a levels because im a fucking dickhead.

Exams start in like a week man jeez
Can't really say anything though I got mine coming up as well

SK14 crew reporting in. Looking for a new coke dealer. My guy ha broken his back recently so he's out of action at the moment. It's my birthday in 4 weeks and I need to sort out a hookup before then.

DL5 niggas represnt

LA1 Reporting in

ayyyy 0121 reppin
acrually living in bn1 tho now so u kno

Sk13 here. Just about to do some coke myself

LU5 here

NG13 all up in here

CF44 here

Fy1 in here

Dude you're pretty close to me. Glossop? How much do you pay for the gram? My usual guy is £40.

SE1

If you're not from London, you're literally not worth it.

What's the point if nobody is posting nudes? Fail thread

>thinks London is hot shit

try harder faggot

whats the coke like user?

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SM7 reporting in

Not bad. It's not pure 'melt your face off' stuff, it's cut 60% coke with 40% benzos. Would be happier paying £30/g really, but it's either this or nothing at the moment. I only really do it a handful of times a year, birthdays, xmas, new year, that kind of thing.

CM20 here

BH12, faggots.

DE11 Here, shits bad.

i am from LU5 its shit over here so i just smoke weed

YO11, do like to be beside the seaside yep

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ayy i support Derby County

TN22 reporting

Barnsley cunt here, failed my driving test today for dangerous driving

SE26 Londonistan is shit

Yeah, weed has always been my drug of choice. Even over alcohol.

I've always found coke over-rated and over-priced for what it is. You can get much more high spending the same money on pills. Or have a nice chill vibe for a good few nights spending that money on weed instead. It's nice for a buzz every once in a while though. As I said, I only do coke a handful of times a year.

you dodgy cunt user

se8 reporting ayy

AB15 Heea

JE3
Does Jersey still count?

>itt bitter racist country bumpkins

Because you live in fucking Sydenham, not London.

Don't under take at 60, 3 minutes into your driving test user

TR13

tn5 here

say hello to our future Queen of England.

i would fuck it

Barnsley, currently at huddersfield uni

CH61 here mate

CT2

What part of Zimbarnsley

Which one?

SY12 doing the same

The kitten bottom left

the one is the middle but would fuck that knee cap
in the bottom right

and maybe the chair

Do you think the army reimburset her for the tattoos on the leg she lost?

that's a shoe you spastic

she still has both of her legs, she's just wearing some sort of sock strap to give her extra support. She must have damaged her leg in battle or something (ex American soldier).

she will need one for her back after i am done with her

hey me too

good lad, spreading those perfect English genes into beautiful American women

Leicester LE2

This is why you're in the US military, because you're not paid to understand things

Is the city still partying? Congrats on the league

Btw that's an artificial limb "you spastic"

Take this fake ass imperialists

whereabouts?

Sutton here

Mk7 here

M25 Prestwich

ayy

E9 Bang Bang

>thinking the only reason people hate London is because multiculturalism

Wrong faggot, I hate London because of it's too fucking big, too fucking expensive, the people are unfriendly arseholes, the utterly horrific Cockney accent, and the fact that people from London think they're hot shit because they're from fucking London

Not everyone north of Watford is a racist numbskull, you presumptuous cunt

"Sgt Marks has served in the US army since she was 17, but in 2010 suffered a serious hip injury that left her with no feeling in her left leg."

you do realise there is a difference between not having feeling in your leg, and not actually HAVING a leg, right, spastic?

M15 reporting in m8

what this guy said - I'm from around Guildford, London can go FUCK itself.

Always amazes me when I see someone else from Pool. How's it going bro?

WD3

for 40 quid a gram it's more like 40% coke, 60% paracetamol...

EH25 YF YA BAM NedZ Kru OnTop NonStop !!

guildford's a dump tho - thinking it's nice because it's in Surrey, but it's full of absolute scum

get tae fuck ya chufter cunt

TS1 Boro fag reporting

Economics AS on Monday fuuuuuck

shurup ya fukin bam al smash your cunt in

Psychology resit on Monday, why must the exam period begin so soon

are you only of those 17 year olds who thinks they're edgy as fuck being on here?

shouldn't you be claiming your dole check and drowning in buckie?

Bang on fella. Usually 80 a g but I only get raw

1. A have a class job and get paid £11,5 p/h
2. Tonic wine is fuckin class and you better shut your cunt up ya raging goth fuck a prolly bullied you at school

Bored and kinda warm but can't complain. You good bro?

I know you are but what am i

Are you one of those asbo's on dirt bikes?

I think both of you should calm down, I dont have an amazing job but u get paid alot for an unskilled worker, and besides a class job isn't £11ph, minimum wage is £7.20 ph

wew gr8 comeback lad.

same hahah, theme 1

good luck matee!

OX11 Faggots, 01235

Dunstable Houghton or Toddy?

that really isn't a high wage to be bragging about pal

fucking ned

am a 17yr old that left school to work for £4 p/h as a labourer. Then got this job, u see why a think its class nah?

no just chilling and getting high i know some of them tho lol

houghton

UTB kid

ME10 here

Who /kent/ here?

BH23 here

Good lad! Stay away from the bikes, you'll end up dead like dude in marsh farm or get nicked fam