Hey /b, got this chicks number today, what say?

Hey /b, got this chicks number today, what say?

Over thank her for just talking to you in a really REALLY creepy way

Tell her she reminds you of your mom

Ask her out

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Right here.

KEK

Tell her that the best moment of your life was the time you spent with her

Think you can fuck as good as her?

Make sure to throw a wink emoji in after that too.

Ask if she's a dude "down there"

OP this

My mom's dead.

I have a gay brother and we used to play find the teacup in the bed sheet all the time when I was 8 and he was 19, he's in jail now, will you play with me?

WAENRAR

Ask her if she knows what necrohillia is

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Fucking hills is fucking disgusting

What a faggot not even going with dubs, abandon thread op is a huge faggot

Nice rare pepe, post background?

Send them this

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"That doesnt answer my question."

What is your opinion on walls, and why should we build them to keep the mexicans out?

I'm not trying to be immature, but if you want to go there why promote a rave to a 15 year old

THIS

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Look, i'm sorry for me being inappropriate with you. When i was in the 5th grade, a woman with a penis tricked me into a game of hide the pickle. I'm not saying i didn't like it, I just want to know what i'm getting into before i go to your "rave"

"Do you want to see my katana collection?"

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winrar

test post

I've never had a girlfriend, am i doing a good job being your boyfriend?

Look at how cool my grandpa is!

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answer me plz

Noice

Post the number retard