Ask a goat farmer anything cont

Ask a goat farmer anything cont.

"vlekkie"
She keeps stealing my joints and escaping every time. even almost scared my wife to death when vlekkie stood in our livingroom.

pic related.

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fat goat bump.

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what do you do with dead or seriously ill goats?

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how bad do male goats smell?

do they scream often?

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do you ever feed goats other goats?
hah hah, nah just kidding (pun alert, baby goats are called kids)

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Dead goats get picked up by rendakk(dead thingeys service)
When a goat is seriously sick, i will call the vet.
From there i decide what to do.

They reek sourly.
And mostly when fighting each other, or if the see/smell a female goat who's "willing".
Or if they're not treated properly.
Goats sort of talk, they have a different sound for "i'm hungry" than for "I'm thirsty" for instance.

No.
We have something called para tbc on the company. look it up. that shit still keeps me awake at night.

OP I've wanted to get some goats for years now because they're hilarious

i just want to have 2 simple ez goats that i can get high and feed shit to and laugh at. what's the best kind of small goat to laugh at while you're high?

That's no joke, local chicken farm does that.

If the chicken dies, they ground it and mix it with feed.

To the guy who wanted to fight an ostrich: Come to South Africa and pay the right guys, shouldn't be too hard. Just watch out, the ostrich wil probably kill you.

We've got plenty of them here, you can get the meat in any normal middle class supermarket.

is 1 goat a good pet or do you need lots of them

Do these poor schmucks actually get to fuck to reproduce or do you do the whole goat jerk maneuver?

Can be goats aggressive? Did any bite you or attack you?

What's the male to female ratio? Do they all roam together or are they separated or in different "herds"?

Do you need to get in fresh males every few years?

Nederlands ?

Do you ever harvest them yourself for eating?

Sheep are better

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Production goats whom are fed i.o. grazing.
goats spend most of their day gathering food.
If you do that task for them, they do funny/stupid shit most of the time.
They always crack me up, even when it's "the same goad who does that funny shit every time".

Never keep 1 goat.
goats die from isolation.
they just stop eating.

I'm a bit of a lazy pothead, so i let the male goats do their thing once a year.
I do select my male goats carefully.

The female goats are always happy to see me.
Some male goat attack me, but for them it's play.
But they only do it ONCE.
Then i kick m in the nuts, and they learned a valuable lesson.

Every year fresh males.

I need high grade breeding material.

No, the milk is more profitable.

Sheep are boring af.

>I always need high grade everything lol.

pic related. goat "attack".

get ns faggot,

OP here if anyone is interested in buying one of my goats for sexual pleasure send me your email with paypal info and I can ship them anywhere

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Do you feed the placenta though ?

>they just stop eating
why? what is the reason for this?

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I don't know, I don't work there.

>Then i kick m in the nuts, and they learned a valuable lesson.
kek. i like the idea of part of someone's job being to nutshot goats

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i like to let my sheep fuck me from time to time. i find it keeps them calm and produce better milk

Do you have a favorite goat out of the herd?

OP here, i have started a goat porn site on reddit. try it out and tell me what you think of my bitches

if you are op, then send me an original photo of my lifestock faggot

That on is both me idiot.

They eat it themselves after giving birth, it's what "nature" them to do.
My goats still think there are predators in my barn.

I think a lack of nerotransmitters aka Depression.
The happier the goat is, the fatter she gets.
Unhappy goat = scrony goat/dead goat.

Why dont you let the sheep fuck other sheep?
it's much easier that way.

See the pic at top of thread.
She's called "Vlekkie".

Do you have a favorite fuck goat or just fuck a different one everyday?

How much do you pay in medical expenses on the goats?

Are there alphas / leaders in the horde or is it just kind of a loose democracy of retards?

Neither.

If you induce stress, they stop giving milk.
The milk is my bread and butter.
If you fuck your bread and butter you gonna get a cum sandwich, idiot.

Here's another pic of Vlekkie.

Are you walking around the barn, taking pictures for us?

Do you have any farmhands that help you?

>Here's another pic of Vlekkie.
*posts a pic of about 8 goats*

vlekkie means spot, only one goat isn't white, Vlekkie ID's in op's post

Please, remove yourself from the goat tower

It's clearly that one.

one Vlekkie = 8 goats, retard

The vet costs €130 hourly, taxes excluded.
Depends how healthy my goats are.

No I'm sitting in my chair, blazing it.
You can see the date of the pictures in the filename.

Sorry. the spotted one in the middle is vlekkie. Vlekkie sort of means spot.
It's a spotted goat so...
Pic very related.

Thx Sup Forumsro.

Lol'ed

What other boards do you post on?

OP here my wife sometimes has a craving for some goat dick so once in a while i'll go and fetch Brutus, our most hung male goat, and film my wife drain that goat dick. it makes for very interesting christmas cards.

I'm looking at buying 5 or 6 acres of land and want to keep brush goats for land maintenance. I'm thinking 4 to 6. Too many or too few?

I currently have 2 employees. ond no need for more.

Lol'ed way to hard at this.
Will try to use vlekkie as a unit of measurement from now on!

How did you get into the goat business? Did you grow up on the farm? Did you go to Uni to learn to goat better?

i was into Kiddie porn before farming but that got too dangerous obviously, so i sold my website and movies and bought some land with goats

I lurk on /k/ and Sup Forums.
But it's my first evening posting.
so... Sup Forums.

Depends on breed and number of goats.

I went to uni to become a goat farmer.
My grandpa an pa hat a pig farm.
I Took over end a year later swine flu happened. I had to clean my pigs up. I got compensation from the gov. bought 600 goats with it.

how much you makin yearly than user?

have you ever thought about some chickens? just for eggs to eat

oh forgot mandatory goat pic.

did mods clean up my thread?

What is the best breed for brush goats?

What does a goat vagina look like? (Pics welcome)

i dont pay attention to the money , my wife does that, all i care about is if i have enough to go into town pick me some of the finest whores and rail them bitches with the force of ten gods

Have your farm had any cases of cattle mutilation?

all the time i mutilate cow anuses like a nigger at a popeyes chicken grand opening

I'm making about 120k yearly. but i have a huge debt from the starting period.
Building a company in verry expensive.

I know them as "witte geiten" or "saane" (the white one's wiht 1/8 "nubic goat" and 1/4 "Alpine goat" breed in it.

Dwarf/pigmy goats.

Odearlord.
Bloody when i'm needed to look at it.

yes.

Waited for him to show up.
Shot him in the head.
Got away with is because he was trespassing.

How long and how difficult was the uni course? Did you learn things that are useful to your everyday goating?

depends.....some pay what they can, but i always ask for anal instead of money, money cums and goes but anal is forever

is that american $?
if so wow thats not bad at all but ya the debt sucks.

on the bright side your credit should sky rocket!

It was very challenging.
Learned alot about chemistry(food) Biology(breeding/Livestock health) and math(finances) .

The problem, OP - is that you're directly responsible for the slaughter of 100's of thousands, if not millions of goats.

and yet you claim to like them. even adore them. what an interesting dynamic... surely you see the problem with this.

do you have any goats you WOULDN'T KILL? or will you send them all to slaughter?

is your wife hot by your region's standards of beauty?

i sometimes take crack for money. i like to get lit up and beat the shit out of the wife for shits and giggles

my wife is a fat lazy oneyed whore. she lost her leg in a freak goat fucking accident, so now to fuck with her i call her Eilene

Are there any cases of goats becoming seriously violent? On humans or each other?

And I send goats to slaughter because they become to expensive.
If i keep those I couldn't pay the food for the other goats.

>The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

No. they never have any reason to.

shit nigger you should have been here last week.....i came home from a crack induced bender and beat the shit out of some goats. they decided to gang up on me and started to kick me to the ground. to this day i still say one of them fuckers penetrated my anus, but i cant prove it

Shes ready for me when I need her. that is all i care about.

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Have you aver tried trespassing on my property?
Really you should, when you do it, we will call it "natural selection".

kek'd

What do you think about goat being tied to Satan?
Are they demonic?

They can be very metal.
The kids( baby goats) are always moshing when they're happy.

you studied biology and therefore know that is not the definition of natural selection

that aside, did you gather your goat children around you after headshotting their enemy and make them witness your wrath?

Do all goats know you personally? They recognise you as the main guy, or at least someone important?

Nice threads, OP.
Your goats are cute.

sometimes at night i swear i could hear them goats fucking chanting from the barn......the last time i went outside to check up on them they somehow managed to put on black robes lit candles around my castrating table/supplies and shit all over my car. one of them fuckers also wrote "die goat fucker" in pigs blood on my front door. sometimes i can hear them giggle when i walk by the barn at night

But i don't really care about religion.

In my fantasies. but not irl.

I like to think the see mee as a deity.
I feed them, while they don't know where the food comes from.
I can heal them by sticking a needle in em.
And when they scream, I will always look why they scream.

Thx Sup Forumsro

>ast time i went outside to check up on them they somehow managed to put on black robes lit candles around my castrating table/supplies and shit all over my car. one of them fuckers also wrote "die goat fucker" in pigs blood on my front door. sometimes i can hear them giggle when i walk by the barn at night

Reading this made my evening.

but srsly. crawl up a corner and die there peacefully.

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How does the milking process go? 1600 goats is a lot to cover for 4 people.

Do goats have goat buddies and form goat cliques?
Do they grieve when goat buddies die? Maybe I'm just giving them too much credit

Whe have a rapid exit milk machine.
It fits 32 goats on each side.
I always joke it's a 64 goats os lol.
Ik milk all my goats in 2.5 hours.
1 person can do the milking.

They do.
goats are also racist.
racism in natural.
The colored goat is always lower in hierarchy in my barn.
Goats also have buddy's.
A goat only griefs when their buddy dies.
Family is handed down. you pick your friends.
seems reasonable.

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Hey OP what type of boots do you wear?
Do your goats attempt to eat your clothing when you're not looking?

Have you ever played goat simulator, and if yes how close to reality is it

This is the most entertaining thread I've seen in a long time. Good job OP.

Post more Vekkie.

"kaplaarzen"
Rubber boots

While i'm wearing it

>Indestructible animal that destroys all in encounters.
Accurate AF

Thx Sup Forumsro
Here's vlekkie with evee.

Vlekkie kept escaping, so I take her on a walk now and then.
Now she stays inside and only comes outside when i call her.

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anyone still here?

Me, but I have nothing left to ask. Guess this is how it ends. Thanks OP.

I don't know if any1 can read this. but thx Sup Forums, i had a gr8 time!