What's up Sup Forums
I'm a guy and I'm going to masterbate tonight, dubs decide how I do it
What's up Sup Forums
Cum in an aborted fetus
In front of your mum whilst shouting "am i a good son?????"
Cum on your dad while he sleeps
ROLL
Fap in the middle of the street park, record it, and upload the webm here
go outside and jerk off in the middle of the street
Fuck, so close
cut off dick head and post pics
roll
another one
another.1
Use your hand and cum inside a cum rag
fucking rollerino
put semen in your dad's pasta
rolll
REEEEEroll
roll
cum on frog, eat the frog.
off-by-one fags
In front of your mammy.
repeatedly slap cock on tabletop while watching an episode of mlp.
roll damn it
masturbate into toilet, flush
again
put your dick into a document shredder
Press your naked body up against a neighbor's window and fap.
right hand only, straight into the toilet.
Cut your dick in half and masterbait
this, while penetrating ass with toothbrush
hands-free
this or
stick dick in toaster and turn it on
put semen in your mum's cereal
WINRAR
Peg yourself with toothbrush, cum in toilet
Buy a fuckdoll and fuck it in a neighbor's lawn
winrar, post webm and /thread
with toothpaste
Get high, then pic something really taboo, then just as you cum hold your breath and let it build up, then blow a huge load. Pure orgasmic release.
I guess you win, is this your final command?
no. do this