What's up Sup Forums

What's up Sup Forums
I'm a guy and I'm going to masterbate tonight, dubs decide how I do it

Cum in an aborted fetus

In front of your mum whilst shouting "am i a good son?????"

Cum on your dad while he sleeps

ROLL

Fap in the middle of the street park, record it, and upload the webm here

go outside and jerk off in the middle of the street

Fuck, so close

cut off dick head and post pics

roll

another one

another.1

Use your hand and cum inside a cum rag

fucking rollerino

put semen in your dad's pasta

rolll

REEEEEroll

roll

cum on frog, eat the frog.

off-by-one fags

In front of your mammy.

repeatedly slap cock on tabletop while watching an episode of mlp.

roll damn it

masturbate into toilet, flush

again

put your dick into a document shredder

Press your naked body up against a neighbor's window and fap.

right hand only, straight into the toilet.

Cut your dick in half and masterbait

this, while penetrating ass with toothbrush

hands-free

this or
stick dick in toaster and turn it on

put semen in your mum's cereal

WINRAR
Peg yourself with toothbrush, cum in toilet

Buy a fuckdoll and fuck it in a neighbor's lawn

winrar, post webm and /thread

with toothpaste

Get high, then pic something really taboo, then just as you cum hold your breath and let it build up, then blow a huge load. Pure orgasmic release.

I guess you win, is this your final command?

no. do this