PENS CELLY THREAD

WE DID IT!!!

GET IN HERE BROS!!!

Good job pens bros
>shorks

>we

lol what?

>oN the road
JUST

>we
Did it!

Post Bills

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Will the ref or the linesman get the smythe?

CHIPPED HAM ALL AROUND BOYS!

>Spittsburgh
>Sharts

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Chipping makes it fresher hamier , tastier

LETS GO PENS

Caps put up more of a fight than these mexican bums tbqh

kings fan here
good work boys
fuck the sharts

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SHORKS GOT MEMED THE FUCK OUT SHORKS GOT MEMED THE FUCK OUT SHORKS GOT MEMED THE FUCK OUT SHORKS GOT MEMED THE FUCK OUT SHORKS GOT MEMED THE FUCK OUT SHORKS GOT MEMED THE FUCK OUT SHORKS GOT MEMED THE FUCK OUT SHORKS GOT MEMED THE FUCK OUT

I can't believe the Pens won, i thought the window was closed. Amazing

What part of PA you from m8?

Fuck the kings and the sharks

>shorks
Time to hit the Iggle baby!

Should have been a sweep.

>sun belt hockey

WE DID IT BOYS

fuck you cuck

>/hoc/ threads will now be off topic and a bannable offense

thank you based mods

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Fuck you Bettman!

>not phil
J U S T

>this booing
LMAO

PHIL WAS FUCKING ROBBED WHAT THE FUCKKKKK

Those delicious boos

Crosby wins Conn Smythe

But he didn't do anything

>these classless sharks fans

BETTMAN ON SUICIDE WATCH

>bettman getting BTFO'd

ahahah

OK so why did Crosby win the MVP award? Did he deserve it, statistically speaking?

Are you kidding me? Bill deserved that motherfucking trophy

Everyone booing at Crosby.

The Toronto media runs the voting

Of course he'd be snubbed

All this salt kek

>not booing the bettjew

THORNTON ON SUICIDE WATCH
KARLSSON ON SUICIDE WATCH
JONES ON SUICIDE WATCH

MVP THREAD

>all these newfags that don't know bettman always gets boo'd

Time to open up a salt mine in san jose

You probably would try to faggot

Hill District

>Some nasty fucking yank skank shrieking "pussy" at Bettman made it onto the broadcast

>SJW Crosby handing it to the nigger first

>being a retard

Unplug your keyboard.

lol... shokes fans cheering bettman and cheering crosby for winning cup and conn smythe

yea you'd probably like it nigger

lol, fuck the pens.

Nice to see duper and daley out there

No they don't retard. 4 voters are from SJ, 4 from Pittsburgh, 6 are spread out through other markets.

Steve Simmons hated Kessel the most but didn't get to vote.

Pascal Dupuis. I'm gonna cry

They did it for Dupuis

YOU DID IT PERU YOU SAVED FIFA

well no one really stepped forward stats-wise, but Crosby was the clear leader of his team, so good choice imo

man watching dupuis, maaaaaaaan

"Hey we wouldn't have a hockey team in fucking San Jose of all places if it wasn't for Bettman but BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH"

Statisically, no.
But he set up his team for so many plays that he should have more points

I'm not gonna lie! I started to cry when Pascal was handed the cup!

Concuss Crosby.

REPORTING LIVE FROM MY HOUSE I HAVE A MASSIVE ERECTION GO PENS

WE DONE IT BREHS

BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!!!!

at least phil is happy.........

You will never feel the joy of bill liffing th cup

sure thing, Leafcuck

>still no bill
>nbc goes to commercial

Da fuck is this crap?

OK, I can live with that. Basically like giving the Super Bowl MVP to the quarterback by default if there were no standout performances on the rest of the team.

Good job there. Fuck spic central.

Fukin jagoff

Nigga just won his first stanley cup

Trevor Daley should never ever ever hold the stanley cup in his fucking life

good god what a fucking pile of garbage

t. Chicago

>cut to commercial as bill lifts the cup
>ultimate autist

The information came from Elliotte Friedman during the broadcast you moronic fuck.

Of course an Amerilard casual would think the award deserves to go to some guy playing 3rd liners, meanwhile Crosby was handling all the tough minutes and doing the big boy work.

CBC showed it

The formula for he Penguins winning the Stanley Cup:

>Have a shitty, defense first head coach
>Team is out of the playoffs somewhere from December - February
>Replace him with a young coach who's never coached in he NHL and runs an offensive system
>Make a couple of hockey trades near the trade deadline
>Be a middling seeded team going into the playoffs
>Beat the caps in the second round
>Pick up the prince of whales trophy

Did I miss anything?

I bet you suck trap cock beaner

>tfw swedish stream without commercials
>tfw not missing anything
Pretty based tbf

They still win without Sid though. Kessel was irreplaceable during the playoffs.

>Crosby hands the cup over to Daley first

actually mad

Wot. Sid had 2 GWG against the Lightning, who were by far our biggest test.

For Pascal and Mark.

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>NBC
you chose to watch that pleb

u seem upset

>was advised to hand it to a person of color by trudeau
there's your explanation

Kessel more shots, more points, better +/-

I'm just glad Murray didn't get it desu

Huge respect to Jones though.

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P I N G S W I N

>philly
>sports
delete this

Reporting in!

Should have been Duper

This is maybe the most bittersweet moment of my life.
Pittsburgh expat living down south now.
You fuckers still back home, get the fuck off your computer and get out in the streets and celebrate with your Pittsbros.
While I sit here and weep manly tears until my neighbors bitch at me to turn Mike Lange down.
Celebrate your asses off. We did it.

>>/reddit/

>middling seeded team going into the playoffs
What? They were 4th in the league at the end of the regular season.

>young coach who never coached in the NHL
Sully was the headcoach of the Bruins, and he also had assistant coaching experience with the Rangers and Canucks. Besides that, he was the headcoach for the Baby Penguins, so he was the best choice.

>top notch NHL team
>top notch NFL team
Why is Pittsburgh so based ?