ITT we all live in the same house

ITT we all live in the same house

whos milk is this? mind if i have some

that is sarah's breast milk go right ahead

Who is in the bathroom I really have to take a shit.

kek in that case

its dave, i think hes taking a crap dude

You degenerate that is my grandmother!

Well shit.

HEY FAGS! I'M TORRENTING HERE, BUT IT'S QUICK! IT WAS SEEDED A TON!

I'm ordering pizza tonight, anybody want to order Papa John's with me?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING I HEARD THE FBI WILL GET YA IF YOU DO THAT!

fuck

god damn it

Sure, can you pay for me? I promise I will return a favor.

oh shit sry thats the neighbors house

IT'S FINE!

I accidentally the copy machine Sup Forumsros

Sure do they have sausage?

it's dat boi

(forgot this part)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF WEAPONS THAT WE CAN FIGHT THEM WITH!

Whoever has their food in the microwave it's been ready for 3 hours now can I please heat up my coffee

i call dibs

Yes.
>reheats the food

THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY IN THE MOVIES BEFORE THEY GET GUNNED DOWN!

Hey guys wanna help me dig fo a inground pool out back?

Who let Shaniqua in?

NO!

I got the concrete but i aint diggin.

Oh shit sorry

Who's Icey Hot is this?

not me

how are we all gonna fit in this nigger?

basement

Me.
>kicks her out

Dude the extinguisher was under the sink. We talked about it last house meeting. Were you there?

...

Dinner is served

If you're gonna spill spaghetti go to r9k

This is my house now!
>nine elevens all over the carpet

uhhhhh yea?

Hey guys, can one of you look after this for me while I head out to the shop?

I got blow up toys for the pool. Well this blow up sheep counts, its anatomical.

Clean that shit up before it attracts fluffy ponies man

pockets out niggers

THE TORRENT'S DONE, I THINK WE'RE SAFE!

GUYS I HAVE LAG I'M RESTARTING THE ROUTER

I got a cent, three breadcrumbs an hal a button

Flat meeting starts in 10 minutes

uhh, our ip is kinda... banned. Sorry Sup Forumsros :P

If I find more pubes in the soap, I'm going to kill some cunt.

Wait, these are ginger. I didn't think any gingers lived here.

what is this?

You just had someone answer for you at roll call again didnt you.

THE TORRENT CAUSED LAG! IT'S DONE!

WE BETTER BE

hey can i jack off somewhere

in the streets

who used all the fucking lube?

bro thats my bed, you really wanna sleep in my cum, even after it was in your mom's pussy?

sorry

Do you take extestential security as payment. Also what is your definition of security.

Well i got sum Icey Hot

got a buck

Can I have some i'm all sore.

Is ok use my laptop. Hotspot enabled.

I think the dog needs to take a shit

FAGETS STOP USING THE INTERNET I CANT PLAY CS:GO

Sorry i dye my pubes wild colors. Next week purpe!

Can someone open the door please, someone's been ringing for 5 minutes. I'm on the shitter I can't do it.

Okay...
But let me use some as lube to fuck my blowup doll

Source?

sauce

No so just stop asking, okay?

Punt that fucker.

Roll call for the flat meeting

FUCK YOUR SHITTY GAME I'LL DOWNLOAD A GAME THAT USES ONE TERABYTE

I got some shovels and a sythe. The sythe is mine. I will contribute the tools but no toil, as i have no muscle to speak of.

can i eat that?

HOLY SHIT THEY ARE COMING EVERYONE ACT QUICK!

how old is it?

Um whos goat is that with the four horns in the parlor? Is the santeria guy making dinner tonight?

its cool i just finished burying my HDD in the back yard

I don't know, I didn't brought this

Classic

Guys im going to the store later, anyone need anything?

Dude wrap your leftovers, primitive.

is that all?

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I took a shit on the new carpet we installed. Whoops

Need some peanut butter for lube
A new HDD
Some loli
And a jar of pickles

I want some Dindu Nuffins.

FUCK
GRAB A WEAPON, EVERYONE
>throws a bunch of weapons on the ground

Uncle Tommy and my sis entered to her room, now she's screaming. what's happening there?

Well no name written on it so it must be communal. Use the slowcooker man ill whip up a batch of rice. Get the Vietnamese chick in ere she knows how to spice that long pig meat.

Take a look.

thnx

guys i need anuses and volunteers

Could I borrow someone's laptop for a bit?

A roll of ductape and a single notebook.

Im not bringing niggers home for u again terri

Whats the pay mulemaster?

sure buddy