Makeshift buttplug?

Makeshift buttplug?

Butcher knife

A dick.

/thread

Your mom's panties you degenerate

>/threading your own post
>being this new

...

I wasted my quads

a thick handle of any type of tool will usually do just fine, best to slide a condom over it first for sanitary purposes

That's cruel.

...

If your just looking for shit to cram up your ass try a beer bottle, or a baseball bat. I personally enjoy fisting but I use my didlo most the time to get off.

door knob?

Not that fag but fags have been /threading their own posts since at least '07. And in fact I don't remember anyone being called out for it until much more recently, so...

What's that saying, anything is a butt plug if you're brave enough?

1. cactus.
2. dog
3. softball
4. cocktail sauce bottle
5. redbul can
6. salt shaker (not pepper)
7. paintball Pod
8. oyster (unshucked)
9. 8 oysters (shucked)
10. pinkie & thumb
11. drugs
12. dildo bought off shady guy in alley
M. boxed wine
14. sharpie

Small Mason jar

Did you just list off things you can see m8?

My Anus!

.... #2, 4,5,6,9,10, and M.

kinda.

Fucking kek'd

>minequads

the other came from a judge judy case im listening too.

Wish I had some fucking oysters now. I don't use cocktail sauce though. I like it with shrimp but it's too thick for an oyster imho tbh fam.

>0
you are that fag.
and you havent been here since 07

>i can spout random facts also, watch.
90% of things said on Sup Forums are actually taken from a website called albinoblacksheep

No. Never stick anything breakable up your ass

yea wife made oysters and ribs for dinner.

oyster shells are not breakable...

>tfw no oyster and rib making gf

its ok. time will come.
>older women are well worth it btw.

see

also i definatly recomend # 11.

best way to maintain your drugs without mainlining cause fuck that shit.

Just Don't...

water ballon and bike pump just make sure to tape ballon so the air doesnt go up youre ass