Just had a nosebleed. This came out and it stopped. What the fuck is this thing, Sup Forums?

Just had a nosebleed. This came out and it stopped. What the fuck is this thing, Sup Forums?

A blood clot

That's just a blood clot you silly cunt
>inb4 cancer

a fetus, free abortion

Hmm that maybe be a vain. I'm not sure. Probably blood sperm to what it looks like. What does it feel like? Is it sticky?

A slug embryo

ketchup

wow you done goofed user

had one of those a few years back. its a blood clot

It's bloody snot. Get over it.

A brain worm. You're head is surely filled with them. Best to take a drill and drill holes in your skull to let them out

Large blood clot.

You should see a doctor.

you had a miscarriage. sorry for your loss.

Venusian brain slug - they always go in the ear and exit out the nose.

this

Fetus deletus

eat it faggot

it was already inside you once

Dude. Have you had any serious brain or head trauma before this? Medifag here, you could have CTE. It could be brain tissue

It looks like the pepper that comes with General sao's chicken

KEK

Poor guy must have started to death

This this this this

Looks like loose brain matter. Had any severe head trauma before?

you are patient zero. make sure you get to Madagascar before people pin you down

also good luck

>Madagascar
Kek

...

You had a miscarriage. i know this is a difficult time for you, OP. Pregnancy can be such a beautiful time in your life. you have an exciting adventure planned, a new life, that you would create. That's amazing!

And then in a moment of pain and agony, your hopes are dashed.

But you are not alone. Did you know, nearly 40% of pregnancies result in miscarriage. Some women have a miscarriage before they even know they are pregnant.

There are lots of support groups out there, if you need someone to talk to. Find a friend, your partner, your family, a trusted coworker. Chances are, a lot of people will understand what you are going through and can help you through it.

You'll be better soon though! Chin up, and keep trying.

One day, you'll hold that precious, fucking expensive, load of personal sacrifices, and realize you've made a horrible mistake and now you're imprisoned for the next 35 years, if that child behaves that is.

Since OP is obviously a virgin faggot, it must be an immaculate abortion.

blood clot

Were you using your fucking carpet as a towel?

Op here. I recently had a minor concussion. I didn't go to the hospital or anything, but I was disoriented and woozy for about 24 hours. Could that do it?

No, but it does suggest you're a clumsy fuckwit

... That was beautiful. Also, you sound a little salty about kids

Put it in a container and take it to a doctor

> 35 year-old virgin who still lives with his parents detected.

Appendix

Will they charge me for it? My insurance is ass, and everything online just says its hemorrhaging

To be safe, kill yourself.

Huh. That's a lot smaller then I pictured

Homonculus :D

Oh shit, forgot 'muricans had to pay for medical stuff. Not a clue, sorry

Giant Jew nose discharge.

i have 2 kids. i can't wait to die.

today, one of them vomited, on my carpet. like you don't know you're gonna throw up...

it's very convenient for my wife, who wanted kids: she has a job that she has to go to the office for. i can work from home. So guess who has to clean up and feed and bathe fucking children when they're sick.

As a Brit, this shit just doesn't make any sense to me.

When your nose bleed, the blood runs down your nasal pathway. This stains and loosens up a lot of mucus.

I'm prone to nosebleeds because child me was a dipshit who picked his nose too often. I've had stuff that looks like that numerous times.

Are you fucking mental?

Well, you will be if you don't find a doc

Brain Weavil.

You're lucky you got it out before it got bigger. They get MUCH bigger

Dude go to the doctor. It could be brain matter that came off from severe head truama. My cousin got hit in the head and the same shit happened she didnt go to the doctor and now the loses her memory fast

Filthy hun.

I don't know, but I know someone is banging your wife. Maybe those kids aren't even yours...?

There was a tv show and a movie franchise called Jackass. Look it up. we'll wait.

Okay, are you back? good. The spirit and attitude behind the scenes filmed in Jackass permeates much of youth culture in the united states, and as a result, there will never be free or basic-rights healthcare in this country.

It cannot be brain tissue. You are not a medifag.

Are there enough upsides to make it worth it? Would you do it again?

Lets just fuckong hope it didnt leave any eggs. Or else your fucked OP

no, they're mine.

i just hate kids.

Here's how the conversation went:
"I want to have kids user"
i think having children is a terrible idea, i hate kids, and i don't want to ever be a parent.
"There's no way anyone feels like that. We're having 2."

So then i had to make a choice: do i divorce her and become homeless, or do i stay with her through whatever shit she's going to put me through, and force me to be a parent?

BTW: in the US, men have no reproductive rights. Violence Against Women Act, 1996.

Anyway, i chose wrong.

Oh fuck. I forgot about the eggs. Nice catch, user.

We have the same show over here except we call it Jackarse and it's basically the same thing just without the freedom. We got Diet Freedom over here.

Oh man, I was just trolling, but now I feel bad.

You're life is so awful it made me feel bad.

Fuck you.

Your brain

Roll

Um, except that I got my BS at Harvard in Med/Bio science, and now work as an emergency surgeon at Crown Lake County hospital.

>couldn't be brain tissue
How do you think the Egyptians got to the brain? Straight through the nasal cavity

Obviously an Alien Tracker

They call it a blood slug its a mix of blood and snot it's like a clot that builds in your nose. I like watching them being pulled out

this is what happens when ur body tries to reject cerebral implants in ur brain which were implanted by aliens. your body tries to route it through ur nasal passage but their technology is advanced so nothing productive happens and you get blood clots instead.

Congratulations, you're a father

Poke some airholes in the box first.
Easier to identify a living one.

and OP. If you dont get to a doctor soon to check of there are still more they start to grow bigger in your scalp. At first it looks like a cyst but the worm makes a hole and uses it to breath regularly. Go to a doctor OP

would i do what again? have kids?

i'm still having kids.

Look, I'm Pro-Life: once that baby shows up, your life is fucking over.

and it doesn't get better, the problems just change.

Babies: pay for daycare, diapers, feeding, bathing, clothing, why the fuck does this kid cry so much?
Toddlers: pay for daycare, diapers, feeding, bathing, clothing, bandaids, god damnit why is she digging through the trash can, god damnit why are my movies scattered through the house, and why is she still crying?
Kids: pay for school, pay for after school, pay for sports, pay for piano lessons, pay for gymnastics, and why the fuck is she crying now?
Teenagers: pay for school, pay for my wrecked cars, pay insurance, pay more insurance, pay for yearbook, sports, piano, gymnastics, prom, homecoming, birth control

Then comes that shining moment when they move out of your house and go to college. Oh right, i have to pay for that too.

It's 250K to raise a child to age 18. If we consider the time-value of money, that's like 2-3MM future dollars, like from your retirement.

don't ever have kids. get a vasectomy now.

> This just in - old man blames young people for his economic problems.

My kids are my retirement. I will be their burden. One of them is bound to be at least semi-successful.

"emergency surgeon" lol.
try again. were you trying to say trauma surgeon? or emergency medicine physician. cause that's the terms we actually use.
any anyone in either field would know that CTE does not include brain matter leaking from the nose. in a severe head injury that includes fracture of the cribiform plate you could see CSF rhinorhhea, which does not look like this.

ER doc for 12 years. it's a blood clot.

Naw, he's pretty much right. My oldest is in his 30s and still hittin me up for cash. Can't let my grandbabies do without, now can I?

>ER doc for 12 years. it's a blood clot.

Yeah, no. Brain Weavil

>My kids are my retirement
that's the single most evil and selfish reason to have children.

"Let me do to my kids what my parents did to me."

...or, you could stop the cycle of abuse.

Fucking orange cunt

let me go back over the list again, and i'll see which things i wouldn't have to buy if i didn't have kids...

nope. the kids are fucking expensive, the kids are why i spend so much money on kid's stuff, the kids are the cause of my economic problems.

see how it works? i don't need a receipt.

A bloodied booger.

you obviously havent had any kids.

A blooger

god damnit, i wish Sup Forums had IDs again.

we used to be able to have a conversation on this board. now every post might as well be a new user

>rhinorhhea