/hoc/-Season finally over

>This bitch gets carried to two cups
>Gets MVP over much more deserving players
>ESPN now has a reason to talk about NHL for 6 minutes instead of 5

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shorks and kippers da ching chong chink btfo

CROSBY WINS THE CONN SMITHY

AMERIFAGGOTS WIN NOTHING

LOL

CAN'T PLAY HOCKEY

CANAGOAT

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>mfw canada wins again

also say my name

Seriously fucking mad Crosby robbed Bill. Like what the actual fuck

Oh well

PENS WON THE STAN LEE EAT SHIT SLAVS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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You are so fucking mad

>Crysby wins cup again
>gets MVP for reasons
>Bill wins cup

This is like armageddon for /hoc/

also

>shorks

>is one of the GOATs
>gets called a bitch by virgins on anime sports forum
>2 cups and 2 gold medals

>he will NEVER do this in a laffs jersey

can i get a
>laffs

>laffs paid Bill $1.2 million to make this happen
>they will continue to pay him for 6 more years

Crosby played the toughest minutes and absolutely dominated the Shorks best players leaving the shitty bottom 6 for the "HBK" line

now that this garbage is over we can focus on the real event which is the draft

Mitch "future goat" Marner

American team with Stanley Cup

Losing team is American team

No Canadian team in the playoffs at all

PHILLY OP IS MAD

SUCK IT

bit of a meme season if you ask me

>flower had a HELL of a season

what???

is crosby high???

>laffs

are shit

Now that the dust has settled we can be honest with ourselves.
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>Americucks keep meming about ''muh no canadian teams in the playoff''
>Canadian player wins the Smythe

>american flag close to the lights
>canadian flag closer to the dark
>this was the last time they spoke as friends


;_;

WEW BILL WEW

>shorks
>laffs

Webm of Phil lifting the cup please?

>tfw having flashbacks

>SHORKS

PROBABLY WON'T GET ANOTHER SNIFF FOR LITERALLY DECADES AHAHAHAHAHA YA BLEW IT

LAFFS PAID BILL MONEY TO WIN A CUP AND SCORE GOALS ON A TEAM THAT'S NOT THERE'S

THIS IS THE MOST C U C K ACTION A FRANCHISE CAN DO

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i'd post pictures if i was on my computer

based mario

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>Crosbitch gets 2 cups
>Stamkos, Kucherov, Benn, Karlsson, Ovechkin, Thortnon, Luongo and Sedins have ZERO

Fuck this

Kelly Sutherland/Penguins/NHL Broship confirmed

>6-0 and still allowed to officiate this game

GETTING MY BILL JERSEY NEXT MONTH LADS

AHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED SLAV SHITS

Kessel should've won Conn Smythe

Hi. I am sitting in the stands watching the Pittsburgh Penguins. I was cheering my hardest. Sidney had a breakaway with 5 SECONDS TO GO. 5, 4, 3, 2, ON THE LAST SECOND HE SHOT, HE SCORES! "PITTSBURGH PENGUIN WIN!" "There going to the championships." Then Sidney came up to the microphone and said,. "I WOULD LIKE TO THANK SEAN FOR CHEERING SO HARD AND HELPING ME SCORE THAT WINNING GOAL." "What?" "How did you notice?" I questioned I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS . EVERYBODY WAS CHEERING ME ON. now I know how it feels to be cheered on. I walked up to him and hollered, "hi." "Do you like to play paintball." I asked. Sidney said, "sure," sidney asked, "you want to go play." I said, "sure." Then I learned how to play paintball much better

Lets play a game.

Post a player that should have a ring but doesn't while Kessel has one now

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I can't wait to see the pictures of the African kids wearing Shorks champions gear.

We fucking did it, guys. Can't believe it. Literally in tears right now. Overjoyed.

Can't wait to mock all the Shark fans at work tomorrow

Ovi will NEVER EVER be able to match Crosby now

so now draft and then the meme cup

looking forward to watching team north-america desu

It's actually a travesty that based Iggy doesn't have one while that autist does

>JUSTin schultz wins the cup

>Sharks get outshot every game except one
>Martin Jones literally keeps them in this series
>M-M-MUH REFPUCK

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STAY MAD

HAHAHA so funny lmao "asshole dick" haha keep it up amirite :^)

Your mom should've won my dick in her ass

luongo and sedins couldve had one if vanpooper wasn't shit lmfao

Cindy cementing his legacy as overrated by being gifted a Conn Smythe.

>tfw an American led the whole team in goals, assists, and points

lol remember that the Sharks were the favourite

>Friedman: "So, Bill, how does it feel coming from the Leafs over to the Penguins and winning a Cup?"

>Bill: "Well, obviously, coming over here, I knew I'd finally be on a good team, surrounded by great players, with a fan base. I never thought I would ever win a Cup (while on the Leafs), so this was definitely a team come true. *chuckles*"

GOD DAMN

LAFFS BTFO BY BILLY BILL BILL WHEN HE PICKS UP THE CUP

KEK

>tfw >my team has a cup and the shokes dont
TOP KEK THE SHORKS LIVE AND DIE BY MEMES

damn completely forgot that the game was today during all this Euro football.

HOW WILL TORONTO EVER RECOVER?

>"BY THE GRACE OF GAWD"

Atheists?

Doan

Good fuck Ovechkin. Fucking one dimensional faggot

We fucking did it lads. Crying rn. I love this team

absolutely based

He must still be having nightmares of Martin St. Louis to this day.

But seriously, was very sad he never got to hoist the cup.

YES, BECAUSE HE WAS ON A LINE WITH CANADIANS

ON THE ICE BY CANADIANS

ON A TEAM MANAGED BY A CANADIAN

CAPTAINED BY A CANADIAN

AND A CANADIAN MVP

LMAO

How painful will it be for the Toronto media to report on this tonight and tomorrow?

Ovenchicken is a one dimensional player. He never ever had a chance to match Crosby

God im so happy for him lads

We fucking did it /reddit/

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Washington DC is for cucks

lmao and the one american was the best player KEK

stars fan here

Congratulations. Letang and Crosby. Wow. Just legends at this point. All the years of broken jaws and knocked out teeth for crosby suddenly arent so bad. (And concussions)

He came back and won it again. Amazing.

He shared a line with a Canadian and a Swede you fucking retard.

did you guys hear the news about brazil?

COACHED BY AN AMERICAN NICE LEAVIN DAT OUT RETARD

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i dont watch divegrass, what happened?

FUCKING YINZER SHITSTAIN FUCKING KEK FAGGOT ASSHOLES

NOW I GOTTA GO TO WORK TOMORROW AND HEAR ALL ABOUT IT

AND BECAUSE I LOST A BET I HAVE TO WEAR A PENGUINS SHIRT FOR A WHOLE DAY

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

THEY DON'T DESERVE THIS

THEY FUCKING TANKED TO GIT GUD

SCUMBAGS

CHEATING FILTHY SCUMBAGS

SHIT FANS FUCKING SMUG LITTLE PRICKS

I HATE YOU

I HATE YOU ALL AND HOPE YOU DIE

he's just Sid's mouthpiece tbH

Sweet jesus congrats to that man

Thank man, really appreciate it. What a night.

I'm going to go dancing in the streets of Copenhagen with the rest of the Pens fans. It's a riot out there

>Crosby Tim Hortons commercial

what the fuck

WHAT THE FUCK

WAS THIS RIGGED!?!?!?

>tfw the last time a canadian city won the cup was before a team was in Dallas, Carolina, and Anaheim

>all 3 have won a cup more recently than canaduh

>played his entire career for yotes
He chose it

>Tim's Crosby commercial ready to go

rigged league

so ummmmm /hoc/

what do we do now?

Steve Simmons didn't get to his level of notoriety without being able to craft masterful narratives in every situation.

Kessel winning the cup doesn't prevent him from publishing the following article tomorrow: "Kessel finally wins Cup pushed down the lineup, aided by leadership from Crosby"

obvious one: Joe Thornton
bonus: he lost his only chance to bill.

>Marleau will never win a cup

Määttä is fucking awesome and im sharks fan.

>sharts

Is there any team more thoroughly cucked than the Laffsville laffs?

Except the shorks right now

>shorks

they got refballed like what the fuck. hunnid percent handball and now they're out of the copa, which is almost as humiliating as their 7-1 loss

go fuck with them lol

he's a fucking retard dude

Crosby's the person who rallies the troops and his teammates

in the locker room and on the ice

the coach is a fucking C U C K

I don't even like the Shorks and I'm bummed they choked away game 6 like that. Really wanted to see Marleau hoist the Cup.

>implying you guys arent gonna get Sonics/Thundered in a few years

What did they mean by this?

>cuckadelphians

post memes of course

I hope this makes it into NHL 17, if only so every time a >LAFFS fan turns on the game they get to see Kessel hoist the cup.

just did a big poo lads

Someone's a Cryers/Crapitals cuck

Shitpost until draft comes around

>rags

rangers are winning the cup next year, lads

you heard it here first