Badly describe a video game

Badly describe a video game
Anons guess

>son of
>dante must...
>nero

>the jungle gril
>kills niggers
>moans loudly

Lara Croft?

Yung gemmy falls out of an airplane and fucks a bitch

Devil May Cry 4

>richfag
>madman kidnaps rich fag and his friends
>richfag escapes and tries to avenge dead brother with tribal badass magick and guns

3ngland
franc3
am3rica

FarCry 3 2ezi

...

Ace Combat Zero

no

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Skeeter

no

Mw3

Dead girl
Big castle
Strange voice
Destroy sixteen statues
Girl alive

Shadow of the Colossus

>Evil computer fights an evil computer
>you're stuck in the middle of it
>the only word you say is "Nah."

A witch speaks in rhymes

Shadow of collasus

Totally!

Zelda skyward sword

Maximum respect user

>enemy is everywhere

Maximum quads

>cyka blyat 2

>play as some fag with daddy issues
>fall in love with some Japanese girl
>people dieing
>she dancing
>find farther
>die

>Mom's dead
>Nigger adventures
>train

San Andreas

>be ex-con
>arrive in shitty swamp town
>aquire gauntlet and antique tools
>destroy giant heart

>furry creature and princess have a relationship
>edgy emo guy does edgy things to save the day because edgy
>trunks from Dragonball Z makes a guest appearance

Final fantasty 10

Such a good game.

Anynone happens to know if its coming out for ps4?

mass effect

The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

TPS
Hot girl
Average guy
Big guy
Pew pew on people
Pew pew on zombies
hot girl drop towel

I would of thought not

CSGO?

i need to know the answer to this one

Clues?

Gambler has his marker called in - has to kidnap some religious nut's kid.

Far cry

they're doing ps2 classics so maybe? idk

System Shock 2

>move to new city
>full of retards
>boss is a dick
>take up golf

It's spiderman, right?

Yes

>war buddy wit dis nigga
>but then dat nigga die
>cept he don't and comes back as some pinko globalist fag and tries to pop a cap in your ass
>you blow that nigga the fuck out
>y'all don't see each other after that but you both know it's cool between ya'll

Banjo kazooie?

Cod ghosts

>warmongers
>but i am just one guy
>and i have to fight traitors like Jenkins

>SLASH HACK CHOP KILL
>loot
>BASH BLOCK STRIKE

3 Detectives
Asked to save kidnapped ching chong girl
End up at hell's gate

>make army
>kill other army
>you are victorious

Nope

Every rts I've ever played

And I still love every single one

>Helloooooo traveller!

Kid meets a girl at the fair, decides to save the world with her and his best friend because he watched an old movie.

Any dungeon crawler ever.

Do u know that girl personaly because she looks familiar

glorified ninja murdering

>angry man
>kills family
>gets cursed
>goes on rampage
>kills his master
>"you succeeded".jpeg

yes she is my sister

>wolololo

That's Lia you dumb bastard

Takeshi's challenge

I doubt it but if so what's her name
Who?

Takeshi's challenge?

Google Lia Marie Johnson

>Walk around a house for 2 hours
>read notes
>discover your sister is a lesbian.

oh wait its not even badly described. Can you guess what game it is Sup Forums ?

Ah right thanks she looks alot like a girl in new in year 11

God of War

portal 2

>three guys on a desert
>"we need to save him"
>kill shitload of people
>"it's his fault, we need to kill him"
>your friends die
>the guy was dead all the time
>you were dead all the time or just schizophreniac

Moar pics of lia

Gone home...?

>destroy all 3 energy balls

>Gonorrhea
>guns
>cats??

Spec Ops: The Line

>ur kill
>sister is kill
>wtf is this shit

ding ding ding!
yes

>the ocean sometimes
>space with chipmunks
>weird hair

Limbo?

PT

>you are a dumb faggot who attack vampires during night
>it's raining.jpeg
>the knife use ammo
>even knowing all game story happens in the same night, somehow betweet missions u lost your guns&shit.
>shitty game of all

>my tits keep getting smaller
>where are my pistols
>no creepy fucker to trap?

half life 3?

>sword
>shield
>die

Tomb Raider

Dragon's Dogma

Eerr, Tomb Raider...?

20 internets to who gets this

>you fly in space
>your single starfighter is sometimes able to destroy multiple enemy cruisers and station
>your enemy is supposed to be some kind of terrorist group but youre fighting traitor admirals of your own side most of the time
>rebel scum

>im sexy as fuck
>blood keeps me alive
>lol is that hitler?

>ducks
>platforms
>a shit load of guns

Chrono Triggered
Pls no more triggers

Yes. That one was on easy mode.
Here's another:
>on a boat
>that sinks
>gotta stop the terrorists
>russians speaking english

congratsulashuns

Yep

Lol no.

>radiation everywhere
>drink vodka
>you're seeking yourself