Waifu thread

Waifu thread

>Claim a waifu
>Rules rules rules
>Rules rules
>Rules
>Do the thing

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hi

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Prinz ^

I suppose I'm here.

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Claimed.

claim hello all

Not sure yet. I might go to the arcade Saturday I'm not positive.
>blueberry crisp
C.. Can you share?

That's awesome! I'll check look for those too

Heh, just this once~
>tight hugs

best girl claimed!
i seriously love that image in a way i can't describe

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shiro reporting in: lurking edition.

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Fine you can look but no touching!

Hmmm alright captain, I will figure out something I promise

Excuse you I can do whatever I want smug!
>Small
>Delusional
Are you trying to start a fight with me?

Rikka claimed and giving out hugs!

Claiming foxy grandpa

Based on Emi's earlier statements, I've decided I'll ask some waifu-related questions. If you were to have a limited amount of time to spend with your waifu, what would you do?

Aren't you always?

If I knew where you were to share it, I totally would. I don't think there even is an arcade around here or else I'd hit it up.

Also claimed.

I suppose you are

pinz

Your waifu doesn't exist.

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>Claim a waifu
Anna Kendrick. She has nice "Cups".

oogling intensifies

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So..~

neither do i
hi

Okay! Use them wisely :)
Any plans this weekend?
>more hugs

Aww okay.
>question
Well.. Treat her to dinner of course! And hugs

Yuuko!!!! How are you beautiful?
>happy hugs

T.. That's a nice butt

How are you
>double dubs checked

Run around and play frisbee and probably just cuddle a bunch and stroke her hair. Honestly I think that would make me pretty damn happy
>Kud Claim

Not that it matters anyways. Existence is meaningless.

i'm ok
you?

Noticed

It's your butt now, if you wanna accept

Disgusting

ruri

Oh shit you're excited!
It's only me.
I'm fine thank you for asking. You're great too.

>cuddle a bunch and stroke her hair
this tbh

Shh, we try not to let them know that.
>Limited time with your waifu
Uhh, well shit I mean I don't know, Juri would probably end up just killing me or something.
Beautiful cinnabun, I'm here for you.

That was a good shower, now just waiting on pizza and beer.

last seen 5 hours ago

>posting lewd pics of your waifu

Absolutely haram.

kagami claimed

Dio-sama...

shitty old laptop blue screened for the 828th time

are we doing the death robot thing?

That's not even lewd though

Damn it, why are you everywhere I go?

In your case perhaps the limited time would be a good thing.

Where are you anyway, Prinz? I never know what timezone you occupy.

That sounds really cute, kud.

Kagami! How was your day?

Also
see I want responses here.

>boops

Am I?

That's adorable

Haven't seen you all day

No. We're getting you two shipped soon

You should do what Kagami is doing in that pic.

Pretty good! Gonna claim a waifu or stay anonymous?

O.. Oh my.. That's a generous offer.. I'll have to think about that

>it's only you
What? Im glad to see you!
>more hugs

What? That's not even that lewd

Kek rip. What was the error message?

>Suprise hugs

We're doing the thing. Whatever that means

It's nothing simple like hypnosis or super speed.

Oh god too close!

Hmmmm this weekend. Wellll tomorow I am suppose to see civil war with a friend then I work saturday and I am off Sunday, not sure what I am doing sunday though, what about you? Anything awesome?!?

I think you are and youre going to regret it

What wouldn't i do to her~

As always. your presence is appreciated

>hugs

>Reconocido
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Moonpie.
>but not really

>youtube.com/watch?v=-tWFQ3tChJ4

stay as user, prob and lurk, mainly the lurking part

Trips and some booty, think about it Prinz~

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>Implying I wouldn't want to be brutally murdered by my waifu, who is absolute perfection in my eyes

If it was by her hand(or rather, foot)I would willingly accept death a thousand times over.
Hearing this makes me happy.

US Eastern Time. You?

Aww, thanks :)
What about you?

Awesome! I hope you like the movie! I'm not doing much, really. Probably arcade and then anime

>more hugs

Okay! Feel Free to claim at any time

They're always different, althought the two that pop the most often are "Memory_management" and something along the words of "IRQL_NOT_LESS_THAN_EQUAL" I stopped caring about the errors, but it still realy frustrates me.

>motherly mouse

LEAFY GOT SO ROASTED youtube.com/watch?v=DbLPAFOsecA

Are you mocking me you bloodsucking freak?

RUN LIKE A MOFOCKA!
Seriously, running is what we both like most, it'd be heaven.
Also, depending on how much time I have, I'd take her to the cinema or something like that. I want my time with her to be enjoyable and meaningful.
After she leaves, I'd off myself, because why live.

Also EST, GAfag here. Maybe I can send you some cookies with a hug or something, Prinz.

Man, I just want to hug my waifu and take a long walk, but if dying beneath her foot is your thing then I hope you go out happy.

It is lewd. My waifu is the purest of all waifus and thus anything less than fully clothed is too lewd for her.

I understand if your waifu is a slut and likes to have lewd pictures of her posted though, ohoho~

yes

my day has been getting better!! how about your renge???
>all of the lovey dovey stuff, and just make her have a great time
yeah....i kinda went to a dark place for a while lol, how are you doing shinoa???
drink a glass of nothing??? i mean...i can try kek

Here's a gif, and no, besides I believe Jonathan is the hottest Joestar there is,

>Dio

She's wonderful.

what wouldn't i do?
wow spooked me there
>hugs
at least wait until 4 am
ok
>if dubs we do the thing next bread aswell

how is a sweater lewd, she's just chilling eating ice cream in comfy clothes like what

Curie claimed

was feeling bad today, went to fye and bought 4 cds, feel much better.

We've all gotta die sometime. If I could choose my death in that fashion, I think it'd be the first time I'd have felt joy again in years. To be valiantly slain is an honor, not a curse.
>In reality this is how it would probably go
>Juri absolutely hates sappy, sweet shit like walks or hugs

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Can you really?

I got into Elyon beats not too long ago. Here's my fav by them
youtu.be/0scm3HEhJYY

Fap or sleep

Shinoa is either cute or smug of course!

What up?

No waifu is pure

>dark place
>hello darkness my old friend kek
I'm good and tired my dude

The rules are getting stranger.

Rory claimed.

You can clearly see some milk in there.
>i kinda went to a dark place for a while lol
To the batcave?!

>No waifu is pure
o rly

Hey Rory! Your build is coming along nicely in ds3

objection, my waifu is pretty damn pure
look at that face.

I.. I'll think about it.. I need time. I'm overwhelmed in that booty right now
>hnng

>memory management
So you probably need to change / upgrade the RAM in your laptop. It's not too hard, just buy new LAPTOP ram sticks (Don't buy desktop) and replace em if they're not soldered in.
The other one I haven't heard of. Ill look it up

Oh nice! MDfag over here. I would love that!
>but I won't give anyone here my address for obvious reasons

This

S.. Sorry!
>apology hugs

Hehe, I was talking about the question silly~
>5 off
Hi Rory! How are you?
>tight hugs

You think so?
I imagine that's my fault. Sorry or something!

Things have gotten stranger and stranger ever since the threads went 24/7.

hey hey
hey hey hey
hey hey hey hey
hey hey HEY HEY hey hey
heeeey hey hey
hey hey heeey
hey hey
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

I have something fun to tell you, 4 of the last 6 muslim rulers of the Empire of Hispania have died in battle against christians fighting holy wars, the last guy was ousted by a revolt and the current guy is also facing a revolt that could oust him. They only own two of the four duchies in Aragon and two counties in one of the other duchies of that kingdom. All other territory is owned by christians and I'm about to kick the French out of Navarra and Castille. If things keep going the way they are by 1100 or shortly after I should own all of Hispania.

I figured that would be your answer. Rather, I was hoping so.

It was solid, just a plain old day for me. What were you up to?

Chill beats, Ruri. I enjoyed that.

Hey man, do you see any lewds here?

That's fair. I'd prefer to go a little more peacefully, though.

>so close
How are you, Rory?

Why not both

Entirely understandable

MOOGS
what up my dude

100% fresh squeezed pure waifu

hi

everyone on Sup Forums

I'm a loner alone with neuroses and hate
Anger is a permanent character trait
My letter bombs are primed and ready to send
Would you like to add me as a friend?
I'm a wound-up whiner with a fetish for guns
I'm almost 50 and I live with my Mum
I hope my nude picture doesn't offend
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Add me. Add me
My mother says she wished she'd never had me
Add me. Add me
Would you like to add me as a friend?

I'm a recovering alcoholic I rarely leave my room
Peeping through the curtains in my dog costume
The voices in my head aah they'll get me in the end
Would you like to add me as a friend?
I'd really like to mail you the picture that I drew
It's Kylie's body but the head is you
I've asked you sixty times before I'm asking you again --
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Add me. Add me
My mother says she wished she'd never had me
Add me. Add me
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Here's a picture of me in my Nazi uniform
doing a trick with an egg that I like to perform
at a monster truck rally that my Mum and me attend
Would you like to add me as a friend?

I've added Britney and Paris and you and Tom
I'm going to find your address so I can visit you at home
I don't like people but I think I could pretend --
Would you like to add me as a friend?
Add me. Add me
My mother says she wished she'd never had me
Add me. Add me
Would you like to add me as a friend?

As much as im a purple lover I need to admit orange looks great on Juri.

Late Yuuki claim. How's everyone?

Well, that's not really surprising considering you stole his body. But I'll have you know I'm just as sexy if not sexier than my grandpa

No need to think Prinzy baby.
Just dive in and get some

wtf is wrong with its face

Sounds good, although the clothes might be a bit hard
Nah, I guess we should know the rules by now.
Ive been better. Today just feels bad because its slow.
At least Im not here 24/7, only as long as I can keep my workload up

soooo whats /waifu/ up to tonight aside from shitposting and hitting on frog girls?

Oh no please dont do that!

Arcade?!? Like an arcade arcade or one of those wanna be arcades?? Does it have street fighter third strike!?

Oh hell yeah I can, Imma hit you with my shield!!

same here, im gonna try multiple times to try and get to sleep tonight kek, did you have any exams today???
that's just an optical illusion kek
and yes....i did go to the bat cave!!!
not too much, just trying to figure some stuff out, you meet any qt 3.14's to talk to yet???

AYY what's poppin
I had to go to an hour long chorus concert because my sister in is chorus so I ended up not getting home until like 8:30

m.youtube.com/watch?v=22fnP_APuTM

Hey

I'm super busy.

Super busy being bored.

Yeah...

Good, you?

I Uh.... Uh.... I.. I don't think I can at the moment..

Its like a vidya store / arcade. It has some nice bemani machines so I go there to play em

Ah okay. I hope you feel better soon
>Want a hug?

>tfw no one checks 'em

>what up?
Just relaxing.