Help me Sup Forums, Girlfriend wants me to start dirty talking during sex, what the fuck do I say in bed
Help me Sup Forums, Girlfriend wants me to start dirty talking during sex, what the fuck do I say in bed
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Dank memes
yupperoni pepperoni this is a nice pie
Try this:
Shit piss pee bum ass dinky fart poop.
Scream this over and over as fast and as loud as you can the entire time you're fucking. Seriously, she'll love it.
bitch, slut, cunt, a mistake, say her pussy is loose, say she is ugly, whore, cumguzzler, a stupid woman, ugly, unsatisfying, a bad mother, say you wish she was a man
Say yeah baybay here comes big papa's pecker. Gonna make you my African sex slave baybay, call me Thomas Jefferson I'll call you harriet Tubman baybay. Time to slide my meat train into your underground railroad baybay.
Thanks man I'll definitely try that
"Groovy"
"THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK"
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brilliant
Whip it out and yell "BEHOLD!" Bonus: Her reaction will also help you gauge the chances of this relationship working out.
Doing that
kek
The Scatman Lyriks
YOUR MY LITTLE GOAT, SAY BAHH BAHHH YOU LITTLE GOAT BITCH, THE FIRST TOWER IS DOWN, READY FOR THE SECOND? After you bust the second nut, yell ALLAH AKBAR
watch porn with an audible male
copy what he says
UUUGGHHH AAAAHHHH OH YEAH YOU WHORE UNH UNH UNH
Kek
Trips is onto something, OP
dubs after trips means you gotta do it
Do what i do and degrade her.
slap her tits around until she is crying in agony
Say: "yeah, you like that retard?"
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uhh gurl im such a bad boii,while that you trow away your sunglases
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