Ask a fat drunk guy who's about to scratch $50 worth of scratch tickets anything

Ask a fat drunk guy who's about to scratch $50 worth of scratch tickets anything.

Will update with winnings/losses

state?

ill bump just curious

Height and waist size?

TX

I hope you get some cash bri you should paypal me some if you win anything big ;)

those are the biggest scratch off tickets i've ever seen.

Good luck op

My trips steal your luck

This could take all night. I'm /comfy/.

5' 11" 290 lbs. Bout a 46 inch waist

Ticket number 1 was a winner! $30

fuck you op. keep going tho

OP cant win the $250,000 because someone won it on march 10th.

only has a 6/10 chance at the $20,000 second place prize.

go on...

I'm a pretty fast scratcher

Thanks breh

Yeah they're huge. Looked it up online and there are still 4 of the 5 jackpot prizes still in play ($250,000)

GOOD JOB OP MAKE THAT MONEY BACK

i bet you win atleast a 100 all together

I fucking love you op you make me proud

My dubs say you should scratch ticket number four next

derp. didnt see that it had 5 chances at $250,000. good luck faggot.

where you from. here in tx scratchoffs can go up to 20 a piece

Bump

Love the scratch offs. Scratch another op!!

Good luck Fat user!
I have a coworker who has golden luck with scratch-offs.

Op you better win some serious cash I'll fucking suck your dick if you do

What does your average breakfast, lunch and dinner consist of OP? Add snacks too if you feel like it..

If you win $50 can I have it OP? I'll give steam so no faget steals shekels
purplehippo1

do you know the fast way to tell if you won/lost?

scratch at the bottom and youll reveal the barecode that gets scanned if you win.

around that barcode will be letters.

B, P, Z, and D are losers.

anything else is a winner. also, im calling it now. either the 30 is all you get. or youll make 80 bucks MAX

i don't mean dollar amount, i mean physical size. they look as big as a sheet of paper.

Ticket number 2 was a loser. Sorry guys. But thanks for all the lucky wishes.

Ticket number 3 come on baby

TX fag here too. my favorite ones are $2 dollar bingo ones i pick up at circle K. The best time killer ever!

why didnt you get the money per week for life ones, lower chance of winning but when you do its awesome
161k a year for doing nothing and just being lucky 1 time in my life

Good luck fatso

while most of it IS luck of the draw.
there are a few tactics that you can use to ensure that youll get a winner.

I once scratched off 4 $50 tickets that were 1/2.54 chance. Lost them all

Not op but here in ga we have a $25 ticket that's the size of printer paper and some $30 tickets

OP I BELIEVE IN YOU I WANT YOUR BABIES OP PLEASE GIMME THEM

I don't understand why people even scratch them off. Just have the person behind the counter scan them after buying. Done.

>implying the state lotteries don't know where they're sending winning tickets
>implying they don't send those to places like retirement areas around Florida

They send those winning tickets to demographic areas with old people.

Everything the lottery does is controlled. Digital and scratch off games.

In MA they have $30, and its the only state i've seen worthwhile payouts on their tickets. Refuse to buy tickets anywhere else.

Tax for stupid people.

Because it's exciting. It's not about knowing if you won, it's about the possibility of winning and playing the game.

Its the rush man, the suspense

I once scratched a $20 ticket, where Every fucking number was a winner. The total winnings added up to $20. This can't be legal

The excitement is barely ever there though. The chances of you winning are so minuscule, I don't even know why people play.

im in florida so ill believe it

Better odds:
Play a single number on a roulette game. If you win, play half of it again.

Check'd

op should have bought six. never buy five.
we'll hear about this man on the news later today but not because he won.

That little chance of winning a lot from nothing.

Good luck chicken will bring you all the monies

wishing you luck OP

the majority of the prizes on scratch offs are "money back" pizes.

If dubs then split whatever you win with me B)

ayy clucker good lucker

It is not random. The different winning combinations are crafted by people. Literally someone went 'hey we can have a win combination that's like... two dollars on all the numbers... that will allow us to write 'win up to 10 times' on the ticket hurr durr'

hmmm. that would make sense.
here in VA
VA beach gets most of the wins.

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Ticket number 3 was another loser. I'm really sorry guys. Ok now we got the bad ones out of the way.

Thanks again for the support Sup Forums

How did you get from being a healthy fellow to an overweight drunk fellow?

What has been your headspcace for the last few months?

Do you have any hobbies or friends?

Hurry up op

I realize that, but literally EVERY number being a winner was the most dishonest even break I've ever seen

if trips post nips

Don't rush this man

Let's go for four

Your a fat worthless sack of shit , and im betting you lose more then you gain off those scratch tickets, the opposite as is your life and massiv gallet.

I bought 10 $20 tickets before and didn't win anything.

You do know they pair them up to do that right? If you buy a bunch of them in a row, you're setting yourself up to lose. They're sold in a specific order to every store to only get 40% of your money back.

if you want better odds, buy a bunch of random tickets.

If you win moneys will you buy me Karambit dopler in csgo?

Bro don't be a autistic faggot this man is beautiful

Lottery tickets are a hobby, get out more

OP probably has some autistic scratching ritual that takes forever

go make some tea and come back. the man is comfy let him be

His palms are sweaty

Good luck OP and lose some fucking weight you hippo

How does it feel losing $50

Only lost 20 so far. Read the thread faggot

Knees weak, arms are heavy

he lost 20 actually, read you fucking autist

If he doesn't win he only lost 20 dumbass. Good luck fat drunk guy.

Hes won 30 on the first one faglord

he won thirty on the first one

there's vomit on his sweater already: moms spaghetti

Who did you vote for in the primary?

Bad news guys. Ticket number 4 was another loser. Down to my last ticket.

Here's some chicken heart I grilled earlier

There's vomit on his sweater already

OP's face when the last two are winners

How does it feel losing $20

Bamp for My tx negroes

There's spaghetti in his vomit already,

I'm 5' 10" 248 lbs. Also drunk. Good luck guy.

How does it feel losing $2000?

NOT OP

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Thanks Texas.
This is a fun thread!

I DON'T HAVE TO TOLERATE THIS BIGOTRY!

HIPPOPHOBE!

Can you even see your dick at that weight?

How's the carpal tunnel?

How does it feel spending your life savings only to come up $20 less than you had?

I tried chicken intestine for the first time yesterday. Actually pretty good