This has happened 3 times in this year and i'm tired of it, before i start i want to say this isn't a joke

This has happened 3 times in this year and i'm tired of it, before i start i want to say this isn't a joke

>be me
>live alone
>go to sleep at 3 am
>wake up
>sleep paralysis
>oh fuck
>try to fall asleep again
>fail
>feel something in my asshole
>what the fuck
>feel it going in and out
>holy shit
>realize i'm being raped by a ghost
>can't do anything about it
>it finishes (i think) and leaves me alone
>sleep
>wake up
>go to my bathroom
>look at the mirror and feel ashamed, a ghost just raped my asshole
>mfw

that's the first time it happened, the other two were the same

i'm male

I have to say again, i live alone and this ghost seems to keep coming back , is there any way i could make him go away?

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Thanks for the laugh, user. Feel better, 'kay?

what should i do :(

butt-plug before bed bro

Have you tried asking our sane friends over at /x/

no one replied, i think they thought it was a joke, i understand that, i don't want this faggot ghost in my house coming for my asshole this is serious

Kek

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Who you gonna call ghostbusters

>getting anal probed by aliens

ayy lmao

I'm wondering if maybe anal spasms might be what's going on and if it's related to the sleep paralysis.

Place a dummy in your bed and wait for the ghost to rape it
Then while its preoccupied
Rape it back with the Primal fury of a thousand nigger dicks and literally make it wish it never died

Sea salt across your doorway OP
Also, check

Let me clarify, ALL ENTRANCES should be salted from the outside

How do I get this to happen to me tho?

Fight the ghost stupid assert your dominance

>seems to just keep coming

Sounds accurate.

but i'm paralysed when it rapes me

We already told you. Wear a but-plug to bed.

How can I get raped by this person? Its my fetish.

Sounds like a succubus to me

Stop being scared- fear is the mind killer

Get angry- anger will release you

Is he gone? Maybe he is beeing raped right now

make sure it's iron, ghosts hate that shit

i'm right here, it doesn't come often so i don't think (and i hope) i won't get raped tonight

Well seeing as there is no such thing as ghosts, I'd say you have a case of the retardation.

Oh, don't worry OP. You're getting raped tonight.

Maybe Uncle Bob is cursed since this only happens on the nights he stays over.
Get him to visit a psychic

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