This has happened 3 times in this year and i'm tired of it, before i start i want to say this isn't a joke
>be me >live alone >go to sleep at 3 am >wake up >sleep paralysis >oh fuck >try to fall asleep again >fail >feel something in my asshole >what the fuck >feel it going in and out >holy shit >realize i'm being raped by a ghost >can't do anything about it >it finishes (i think) and leaves me alone >sleep >wake up >go to my bathroom >look at the mirror and feel ashamed, a ghost just raped my asshole >mfw
that's the first time it happened, the other two were the same
i'm male
I have to say again, i live alone and this ghost seems to keep coming back , is there any way i could make him go away?
Have you tried asking our sane friends over at /x/
Carter Butler
no one replied, i think they thought it was a joke, i understand that, i don't want this faggot ghost in my house coming for my asshole this is serious
Ryder Gutierrez
Kek
Matthew Watson
/thread
Lucas Gutierrez
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Ryder Kelly
Who you gonna call ghostbusters
Nolan Sanders
>getting anal probed by aliens
ayy lmao
William Lewis
I'm wondering if maybe anal spasms might be what's going on and if it's related to the sleep paralysis.
Nathan Williams
Place a dummy in your bed and wait for the ghost to rape it Then while its preoccupied Rape it back with the Primal fury of a thousand nigger dicks and literally make it wish it never died
Aiden Foster
Sea salt across your doorway OP Also, check
Angel Gutierrez
Let me clarify, ALL ENTRANCES should be salted from the outside
John Anderson
How do I get this to happen to me tho?
Ethan Green
Fight the ghost stupid assert your dominance
Jonathan Diaz
>seems to just keep coming
Sounds accurate.
Adam Morris
but i'm paralysed when it rapes me
Ayden Jackson
We already told you. Wear a but-plug to bed.
Christian Gray
How can I get raped by this person? Its my fetish.
Bentley Ward
Sounds like a succubus to me
Austin Bailey
Stop being scared- fear is the mind killer
Get angry- anger will release you
Jonathan Miller
Is he gone? Maybe he is beeing raped right now
James Taylor
make sure it's iron, ghosts hate that shit
Jaxson Kelly
i'm right here, it doesn't come often so i don't think (and i hope) i won't get raped tonight
Dominic Price
Well seeing as there is no such thing as ghosts, I'd say you have a case of the retardation.
Ethan Stewart
Oh, don't worry OP. You're getting raped tonight.
Blake Morris
Maybe Uncle Bob is cursed since this only happens on the nights he stays over. Get him to visit a psychic