Ruff! Puppy wants to suck on some cock-cock sooo badly! *Howls!* Arrroooo! *Pant Pant* Woofy woof woof wuff!

Ruff! Puppy wants to suck on some cock-cock sooo badly! *Howls!* Arrroooo! *Pant Pant* Woofy woof woof wuff!

I hope you kill yourself

Actually get cancer

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seconded

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Is OP Barak Obama?

Oh my god I had a one night stand with someone who ACTUALLY talked like that.

It's so much worse hearing it in real life. What the fuck is wrong with people?

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furries as a rule are autistic, how can you be surprised they do that shit?

And god was dead

why has god abandoned us

I'm not surprised they do it, I'm just reeling from the fact it happens period.

God has always been dead.

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it's the reason people call for the death of furries, and a compelling reason at that
You're the reason god left Demos

do you know when he'll be back

>it's the reason people call for the death of furries, and a compelling reason at that
Anybody got some chlorine?

eventually, I think he's still working on a second hitler, this one'll get those pesky jews and the fags in one fell swoop

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Consider the following

methinks your picture resembles a female too closely and should not be where my eyes may rest upon it

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he was just having harmless fun. nothing wrong with that

It's harmful when it gives us cancer

i wasn't even there and he hurt me emotionally

It won't hurt you as much as this get right here

bro NICE 69

nice trips m8

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Lol

hi

>tfw ur parents don't approve of who you are

*sad woof woof arf arf*

Hey Groden.

Delet this

Boop

hi snarf, how're you tonight?

Hoi

They shouldn't you fucking waste of deoxyribonucleic acid.

bop
I was about to ask you if you had some games I could purchase, do you have much for the ps2?
hayllo

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Good, waiting for a movie with hunnibuns.

I generally don't keep a stock of PS2 games.

But what ones are you looking for?

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Mine does
Hell she's first gen furry

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Program is Yiffalicious BTW

Kill them.

*angry bark!*

ah nice, also good news, I'm getting closer to kidnapping lemon
tony hawk's underground 1 and 2, even thps 4, I loved those games and since I now have a ps2 I wanted to replay them

Yay!

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Darwin is rolling in his grave.

I believe I've passed over those a few times. Nothing to really make on them when they're $5 plus $2 to resurface them.

>tony hawk's underground 1 and 2, even thps 4
Ps4 PSN play

hey people, how's it going?

I'll pay like $80 plus for all 3 to be honest
yeah I'm excited, what movie you watching?
I don't want a ps4 though so this is cheaper

Barter your lust for your health.

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also internet may die in 3 mins just keep that in mind

This is the funniest thing I've seen all week

What is the name of this thing

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I'll keep that in mind.

Yiffalicious

yeah, hmu if you're up for it

Jewels do you want go to AC with me?

at that point groden why are you bothering with a middleman

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It would take some extraordinary circumstances to get me to attend a furry convention, by which I mean "if you have a car, sure"

Because he wants to help a friend out by throwing some money and business at him?

That's the only stipulation? Seems trivial

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I'm pretty open to new experiences but I tend to ignore them since I'm very lazy. If you show up at my door and say get in faggit we're going to anthrocon, why the hell not

What if I just carry you there in my little red flyer?

tfw nobody offers to kidnap you and take you to anthrocon

Sounds pretty sweet.

Rachet and Clank.

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not to mention the prices will be lower than the overpriced shit he would find online.

that about explains it
I could kidnap you too
oh boy, tell me how it is after, I've heard... mixed things

you won't

Waiting for Ratchet & Clank to start

Awwww

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The game or did they finally make a movie about it?

NYLONS ON

You are the perfect candidate for a Charles Darwin award!

Dubs decides what crazy shit he should an hero himself with! :D

darwin award can't be deliberate

oh.... I forgot about that rule...

Nigga just fuckin wait I got all the tony hawk shit you could ever want

I got the reboot game last week. Its shit
Now we're waiting to watch the movie.

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oh nice, glad they ruined ratchet and clank more. I hope the movie isn't going to be disappointing.

we'll drop you off somewhere bud
yay!
odd, last I saw the game got a 9 and the movie was shit

They basically copy and pasted the first game. Then cropped the maps and dialogue.

Its just shit

demos we're going to drop you off at eisen's so you can put his dick in your mouth or whatever it is you fags like to do