Just finished my freshmen year of college, Sup Forums. My parents are already asking for my major...

Just finished my freshmen year of college, Sup Forums. My parents are already asking for my major. Trips decides my major

Women's studies

sexual behaviour

Nigger studies

Religious studies with a focus on the Quran
minor in gunsmithing

COCK studies, where COCK is an acronym of your choice

chemical engineering

Feminist Dance Theory

Rerawl

expertise in gay porn

I'll be the voice of reason: Something you can guaranteed make a comfortable living off of. STEM is a good place to start.

I'm wood science. You'd be surprised how profitable it is.

rerawling

Ceramics

Goat fucking

Deez Nuts

> says he's in college
> really blew all his money on male prostitutes
> op is a faggot

philosophy

underwater basket weaving

This. Major in Faggotry

Pre-law

This
Thank us later op

You figured it out

General studies with a focus on liberal arts and sciences

LGBT Studies

ugh. not what this white knight faggot says. "Film Studies"

Musical theatre

health sciences

he has spoken

Advertising

Winrar

Artificial Intelligence and Computer Neurosciences. You'll thank me when everybody except entertainers and A.I. programmers are phased out by A.I. and robotics advances.

Feminist studies

alchemy

At least there's a chance for OP's whorendous addiction to hookers.

Alright guys trips has spoken. I'm going with health sciences

fuck health sciences... Aerospace Engineering.

Become a dev at Activision so you can make gay games for gay kids

Way to go, OP. You just let the rest of your academic career and possibly your life get decided by a two word internet post accompanied by a picture of a book titled "Advanced Faggotry". Your life is officially meaningless.

roll

Dubs means best choice

rolling for this

reroll

Gay Paleontology

Gaylord studies

Wpmens studies minoring in 21st century feminism

Lost

philosophy majors are third likeliest to graduate law school

also most common second major/minor chosen by engineering, computer science majors etc. displays good social tact and an ability to solve problems logically and pragmatically

philosophy majors near the top of their department at graduation are the likeliest of any major to go onto finishing a graduate program behind math

not everyone can do a philosophy major. i thought it was easy (just presented my thesis today actually! formerly attorney) but there were consistently a chunk of people during each class i took in that where they simply couldnt understand the material or couldn't keep up with the readings, or simply even form a worthwhile opinion. this included stem majors. it should be easy for a person who is well acquainted with anonymous forums, though ive heard this is becoming less and less true

philosophy teachers at universities report among the highest in happiness and fulfillment, and in the range of ph.d programs they are typically more well suited towards the type of thinking, writing, etc involved, and have been known to finish their thesis/dissertation in less than 3 months, as opposed to the several years it often will take ph.d students from other disciplines to complete

roll

>trying this hard to convince yourself
>being this triggered
>not killing yourself yet

>factory response

try harder fag

photog sex god \m/

don't ya want the big bux??????

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Philosophy
>philosophy fag here

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fellow philosofag here mang

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Gender Studies

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good luck with your calculus class kiddo

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Black studies

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Mechanical engineering

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Civil Engineering

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Computer Science

Are you part of any organizations?

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Cosmetology

Astrology

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