/hoc/ - JUST edition

>Pongs win the Stan Lee Cup
>Sharks btfo
>offseason memes begin

Thornton looked like an old man in the handshake line desu

>71
M A L K I N

Sup

JUST

Last two digits is the next year when a no cup team wins

Delete this

i really really like this photo

>san memfrisco
>poohop
>sport

why is bill so good

/hoc/ will decide what I do with this Jersey (Tampon Gay fags excluded)

Who here going to Dunham's/Dick's in the morning to pick up a hat and t-shirt??

whites shoot too tho

>Thornton was more devastated losing to the Kings than the Pens in the SCF
>he was smiling and clapping when Bettman handed Crosby the Cup

Do nothing, its a nice Jersey

Check em

If you'd watched the based CBC broadcast you would've learned the voters were:
6 from Pittsburgh
6 from San Jose
6 others from other markets

Pee on it

>1993

Tampa fan here. You keep it.

>66% of the voters were amerilards and the amerilards on here are still crying

cucked

The last time the >rags were relevant.

Keep it in a paper bag and wear it next season when you go to a game

Choke on it

just photoshop the shark into a killer whale

Tfw no more hockey

So...What's it like seeing >your team win a championship? Someone please explain.

He was completely broken. Against the >kongs he still believed he might win.

i'll buy it for $5

Goosebumps all over your body and excitement that I can't even describe.

>thinks the reporters who cover the teams are actually from those cities

wew

> Rare Jumbo jersey

Is it Authentic? If so, you should keep it and maybe wear it when the Sharks come to town.

If it's a Premier, just remove the glued Sharks logo and sew on a Lightning logo on it.

94

Th-Thanks I guess.

I could buy a house in Coquitlam with all that money

So much fucking happiness. Everything tha happened through the season no matter how difficult or challenging has been conquered and your team is literally the best. The last ones standing. This pongs team has had me so excited for the last few months and they finally did it.

>1 shot in the 3rd period

How can one team have so much shork?

Enjoy t-the victory senpai.

Let's see some wheeling and dealing speculations.

How can we solve our bickell problem?

Who can stop us?

OFF SEASON STARTS NOW

TRADE TALK
>Salary cap will go up to $71.5 million if the NHLPA votes for the escalator, if not it will sink to as low as $69 million
>Columbus will be looking to clear out some cap, Hartnell has given his list of teams
>Chicago faces cap troubles, Bryan Bickell might be packaged with picks or a young player or prospect, Andrew Shaw most likely cap casualty if Bickell can't be moved
>Colorado will be looking to move Tyson Barrie, rumour is he's looking for a contract worth $7 million a year or will go to arbitration
>Rangers looking to retool, everyone except Lundqvist, Buchnevich, and Skjei is available
>Coyotes talking contract extension with Hanzal, have also asked for list of teams on his no trade list if they can't come to agreement
>Pittsburgh(Fleury, Murray), Anaheim(Andersen, Gibson) and Tampa Bay(Bishop, Vasilevskiy) will likely look to move one of their goaltenders
>Ducks may face internal budget issues when signing their young players, Lindholm, Vatanen, and Rakell
>Ryan Nugent-Hopkins might be the odd man out in Edmonton with Mcdavid and Draisaitl down the middle
>Red Wings will try to move Datsyuk's contract at the draft

DRAFT TALK
>Minnesota looking to trade for a top 6 forward, their draft pick(#15) is available
>Columbus, Edmonton, and Calgary all seem open to moving their top picks

FREE AGENCY
>Free agency begins July 1st
>Top forwards: Stamkos, Lucic, Eriksson, Okposo, Backes, Ladd, E. Staal
>Top defence: Yandle, Hamhuis, Campbell, Russell
>""""Top"""" goaltending: Reimer, Ward, Ramo
>KHL players potentially coming over: Radulov, Dadonov, Shipachyov, Sobotka

Memetending.

I can't even walk straight

SUCK IT

2 shots

> Boston won it all in 2011 and could compete again if they revamp their D
> Meanwhile Jumbo will never win a cup

JUST indeed...

The Bolts will have a comfy season this year and I will be happy.

>Minnesota looking to trade for a top 6 forward, their draft pick(#15) is available

Want Booby?

maybe if you package that rapist with him someone will take him

We can make it back next year and atone for this loss. This team is just too good. Too fucking good to not win a cup

>nightmares before deciding games
>nausea when the other team scores
>jubilee when the clock runs out

nothing beats 50 cent creamsicles, my lads

>Rangers looking to retool, everyone except Lundqvist, Buchnevich, and Skjei is available

They should trade Lundqvist at this point, they aren't going to win while he's able to play. Give him a chance to get a cup elsewhere.

Nah. They lucked their way into the cup final. Kings are going to be reloaded next season and will BTFO the Sharks in the first round

I'll give you my 50 cent imeter creamsicle

What have the sharks to be embarrassed about? They've always been shit. It's not like they're disappointing anyone

It doesn't matter their birthplace, they are employed primarily in San Jose and Pittsburgh and the majority are Amerilards. I'm not some dumb amerilard who thinks it's some conspiracy that an amerilard didn't win

0-3

>Radulov coming over (x3)

I hope we land him.

post butt

oh god fucking this

>tfw nightmares of the pens choking this series away

Tears of happiness when the clock hit zero and I can sleep peacefully.

>>Ryan Nugent-Hopkins might be the odd man out in Edmonton with Mcdavid and Draisaitl down the middle

I hope they trade him for something and then he dies of a heart attack. Fucking BC shits

Radulov come to Tampa.

Wings and a few other teams are looking at radulov. He wants multiyear stuff, but teams only looking for 1 year

Why? he wants $7-8 mil

Radulov is a cry baby that abandons his team.

Chances the sharks get back bros?

>wanting Radulov

he's the PRIME example of "le no defense scoring man that leaves the ice early on changes so he doesn't get another minus"

There got to be some team out there dumb enough to take him. Even for a bag of pucks we'll do it.

because the canucks are a meme team and i want them to meme even harder

>not wanting to be 1st in the league in getting scored against again
>not wanting Patrick Nolan

Decent. Kings meme seems to be over and the Ducks are fucked if the hire Carlyle. Coast through the first 82 and then spring an upset of the Central champ and there you are

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIOIII

WHAT'S UP /HOC/

canes will trade for RNH heard it here first

It's better to take the Datsyuk cap hit since you won't have to pay him actual cash.

these so fuckin much. i screamed so much when the sharks scored the goal to tie it 1-1 saying the pens were gonna blow it all. then when letang put the pens up i couldnt stop dancing

Pens are poised as fuck to repeat.
3 of their biggest 4 pending free agents would be scratches when everyone's healthy.
The 4th in 40 fucking years old.

>shorks

I know, they've always been shit

Canes got Staal, they don't need another useless centre.

who /Bill/ here?

What's worse, that the Sharks organization handed out signs that shitty, or that someone actually decided to make their own sign but put that little effort into it?

>Radulov comes to cantpucks
>rides shotgun with Sedins but chemistry just doesn't develop
>fast forward to January, post-game Radulov publically calls them out
>"Sedin Seesters, they no good for my game! Swedish bitches"

dat burrito

FUCK YOU JOHNSTON

OFFENSE WINS

>literally the worst forward corps in the league doesn't need an upgrade at their weakest position
>jordan is bad meme
ok

>fucks off back to the KHL on Cucks dime
I can see it now.

what's worst is 2 shots total in the 3rd period when down by a goal

Anaheim bandwagoner, I suspect

He's drinking burgers out of the cup as we speak.

if only we could land poopoopeepeeinajarvi, our meme potential would exponentially rise

KEK!

>2 fucking shots down by a goal in the final period of an elimination game

>tfw terrible sleep since Game 4
>tfw it looked like the Pens were going to get robbed of yet another series by a ridiculous goalie
>tfw Letang buried a flukey goal
>tfw clock hit zero

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TRIPFAGS DON'T KNOW THIS FEEL

IT FEELS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SEX

Because Canada has not won a single (1) Stan Lee Coup in 23 years we shall post canacuck memes

>Vaughncouver edition

>not having faith in Lindholm and Rask

>tfw it looked like the Pens were going to get robbed of yet another series by a ridiculous goalie

Every save triggered me so hard.
PTSD flashbacks to sitting at the Civic Arena, a voice screaming "Jaroslav Halak, Jaroslav Halak, Jaroslav Halak..."

2017 is >our fucking year lads

I almost feel bad for Jumbo Joe. That was his last shot and he knows it.

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>his last shot

yeah, and instead, he took 0 shots that period

that's the same amount of shots with pavelski, the entire game

might be something about the joes; they blow

>yfw there is a very real chance Jagr will overtake Messier as the 2nd best NHL player of all time