Don't really know why I'm posting this, but I just wanted to show you guys my newborn son...

Don't really know why I'm posting this, but I just wanted to show you guys my newborn son. Obviously the whole point of this board is to be anonymous, but you guys have been with me through a lot of bad shit, so I guess I just wanted to share something good with y'all
Even though I'll never meet any of you face to face, I love all you assholes.

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Break neck like ninja

shitskin

Congratulations

Not a fan of babies but I appreciate the gesture, congrats dude!

Congratulations. Fuck off.

he is a cute baby

get a photoshoot like this and make new meme

take care of him like he means the world, even if you break up with his mom dont let that blood sucking bitch separate him from you

draw dick on forehead for lulz

Op is a nigger

congrats, mate... been dad for two years now... fucking awesome journey

Nah

Yeah, I know. I'm a shit-tier half mexican

Thanks man.

Dubs says throw it in a microwave

Fuckin neckbeard white knight faggots, rolling to throw baby off roof

Congrats. Im a new dad as well.

Congrats Sup Forumsro. Got an 11 year old myself. What your boys name?

Fuckin deliver op

"son"? fuck that, turn him into a hot trap

Nice baby. I want to fuck it

What's better than a pile of dead babies? One is alive in the middle and has to eat its way out to survive

10/10 would bang

Double dubs, deliver or be a huge faggot

>virgin alert

Good luck with reproducing

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Congrats bruv, my son is 2 months old today

Hahaha, she's not that bad. I've had much worse.

Dude, I would but his mom would murder me.

That's awesome man. Shits rad, but really scary

He looks delicious OP.

So what's the plan, you gonna make that California Cheeseburger now or you gonna fatten him up a little first?

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>not a white knight beta
>virgin
Nice b8 newfag

Gratz

What sound does it make when you squeeze it? Does it smell like shit all the time?

He looks healthy, op. Tell Em Uncle user says hi, haha

bait, oh no wait you're just clinically retarded.

Pizza rolls do sound pretty fire right now...

Hahaha fuckin prick

Congrats.
Don't let the kid grow up to be loser/fuckup.

are you going to eat that?

Aww. So how did hitler know which babies to kill?

Smother it in gasoline and light a match and throw it on the baby and put it in the microwave for 1337 min

I'm happy for you, man. He looks like a happy healthy baby, and I'm sure he'll grow up to be a person.
But seriously, that's beautiful and congrats, Sup Forumsro
A few months ago my sister had a baby, so I know what it's like to be an uncle. Being a dad must be insane.

What did I do god damn it?

You laughed you raging faggot

getting attached to /b
>kys

Enjoy the newborn years while you can. When they learn to walk they get into everything and when they learn to talk they don't shutup.

You one ugly son of a bitch.

why you jerkin off he baby penis?

>Being this mad

Only I can laugh at strangers making sexual advances towards my infant child hahaha.

His name's Peyton. Not my choice.

MODMODSMODS BABYRAPER

Have you met it's real father?

You're mad because you don't have a son. I sucked 88 cocks to become such a good father and you laugh at baby rape? Fuck you, asshole

Rape it

Thanks, bro. Came to terms with that a long time ago.

I'm a DAD

Little dude is an adorable champion. Congratulations! Love him every second, take a shit ton of pictures and video because you'll never have enough, trust me. Do everything with him, for him, and just enjoy it all.

Congratulations on your newborn

He looks like a potato like most newborns tend to.

May he bring you lots of happiness and vice versa

>not mad
>not OP
>explained why he called you a prick
>called you a raging faggot
>because you happen to be a raging faggot