Vaguely describe a video game and have other anons guess it

Vaguely describe a video game and have other anons guess it

>gotta kill my "brother"
>technobabble
>he's not my brother
>kill myself
>dad's alive
>eggs

>Be bread
>Try to become toast because you're bread
>You Are Bread

Goat simulator

>3d
>2d
>puzzle platformer
>made by a pretensions cunt

Fez

Nice get

Also, Battlefield?

Battling toads

Depression Quest

>get real gun from coatcheck
>follow workman with toolbox to bathroom
>make way backstage, swap gun
>bomb on lights upstairs, detonate when opportune
>revisit bathroom on way out

Right, despite the error.

Battlefield 2: Modern Combat?

DCS world?

>Italian plumber guy
>no toilets though?
>jump into painting
>a whole new world.mp4
>get star
>I don't know how much easier I could make this

Hitman? Hotline Miami?

>try to an hero
>woah three heads
>titties
>go on an adventure on some assholes back
>kill your brother

>war against monsters
>fail
>get nakama
>war again
>win

Make it harder next time.

Mario 64

>SHAUN!

Omarion 40 oz

MGS4

>be a royal
>overthrow brother
>save the kingdom by being a jew

> be imaginative boy
> mom is bible thumper
> play pretend in toy box to escape
> mfw I die in box

>change filter
>forgive comrade

> Batman
> Attacking ants
> Terrorists
> Tornado Alley
> Lizardman wizard
> End game
> Friend is fag
> I know you know this
> Everyone is happy
> Laketown of Hobbit
> Distinction

> 2

>Turn shitty starting pistol into op silenced rifle
>keep calm in the library

Binding o' Isaac

Heavy rain

Fable 3?

Metro?

isaac blah blah

Battlefield2: Modern Combat

Fallout 4.

Are these both Metro?

>stay in bed motherfucker
>get some weapons
>oh shit im too late
>go see an old fart
>dick around 3 times
>dick around 7 more times
>dick around one last time
>oh fuck piggy man
>no longer a newfag

>When is dad coming back?
>I can't breathe.
>Start seeing spiders and pills.
>Am kill.

yes and yes

>eat crab
>done

nope

>explosion
>follow clown into sewer
>show soiled tissue to everyone

Battlefield 2: Electric Boogaloo

LoZ:LTTP

Binding of Isaac. Again?

Binding of isaac

def Blood Money

>oh look a jail
>oh look a richfag
>oh look destiny
>oh look white nigger
>oh look biggest fan
>oh look im useless hit

Crab 2: Modern Crustacean

Ding

Yep

>doureya

>You and buddy fight in war
>Can choose your own path
>buddy always hates war
>fight a sword
>buddy betrays you
>fight a giant eagle
>fight terrorists
>buddy is main baddy
>fight him, win, disappear into history
>story told by people who fought you
>spanish guitar

>Just detatch the goddamn modules if they're gonna break so much.
>Look like this week we'll be eating Bob.
>I don't even like Mars that much.

Zelda

Elder Scrolls?

>walk
>walk
>walk
>jump from balcony

God of war?

>awake
>everything you know is gone once out
>find pet
>keep pet so he kill
>go to town
>find people
>help people with special stuff
>leave
>go to bigger town
>get help
>move
>find relative
>either kill with other people or save
>end
>continue playing game for 200000 r's

> fight a bald guy
> fight a black guy
> fight a gay old muscley guy
> fight two bald guys

Yes but which?

Oblivion

>be furry, furries, furries everywhere
>be accused of stealing a mighty artifact
>look for it
>find out why everyone is furry

Sorry. By the time I refreshed someone else had posted one of it.

Yep

Michael Jordan's Punch Out

>wife and son slain
>get killed too
>o shit im back
>stronger than ever
>avenge family by slaying every black blooded creature you can find

Fallout

Punchout

Fallout 4.

I am bread

close!

>Wear green
>Travel through time
>Retrieve 3 triangles

Hint: NOT a LoZ game

Shadow of Mordor. Great game. :)

>escape from ghosts
>eat

>Dad raised bro as sis
>kicked out other bro
>banished half sis
>bailed with husband
>dad sets himself on fire
>brosis has run of the house

Kratos

Circle Guy?

>Family killed
>constantly look like you have to fart

>asthmatic walking simulator
>ur machine is still not good enough
>only game playable at 20fps
>either u dont play it or you spend hundreds of hours (no middle ground)

You can be brit alien mercenaries, a bitch with powers, or king kong
And I'm about to install this shit again cause this game is so fucking based
If you know what this is, you're my nigga

Yeah

Damn right.

Rust.

No

Just two lines.
> Took forever to come out
> Huge fucking disappointment

> chick removes her crown
> chick goes crazy
> chick finds out her mom was into beastiality
> chick ends up staying in a burned out village and not joining the epic battle, cuz I hate needles

Mm, dust?

Duke Nukem Forever

>start tutorial

...

Duke Nukem Forever?

King Gizzard 2

>i die everytym

Mgs4? No one got this yet? Didnt read thread

DayZ

>One guy came in and asked what a passport was. Can you believe these fucking inmigrants?

>my brother is an asshole that wants my macguffin
>brother raises tower
>fight brother at top of tower
>brother takes my macguffin
>fight brother at the bottom of the tower
>macguffin gets stolen by some fool
>fight fool above tower
>get back macguffin
>fight brother
>win the day

I put way too many hours into this game, Sup Forumsros.

>be rich white college boy
>take vacation to tropical island with girlfriend and other college-fags
>piss off local drug dealer and kill some natives.
>ditch white gf for native pussy
>native bitch is crazy and stabs you.

>be guy
>something go wrong
>go somewhere strange
>sleep
>wake up
>go to big town
>fight bad peps
>beat big baddie
>wait

Yep

eve

:) made me chuckle, thats matt leblanc right?

The witness?