You wake up with all of Superman's powers. What do you do?

You wake up with all of Superman's powers. What do you do?

kill all humans

Take a super shit

you mean niggers

Fuck Wonder Woman

Masturbate in the sky and knock down skyscrapers with my supercum

Find a new planet to put all sjw's and throw that planet as far away from earth as possible

>get a shit ton of money
>find the people that ruined my life and break them in half
>run for president and break people's skulls if they get in my way
>fight and win wars for whatever I feel like

Fly

He said humans and niggers arent human

Kill op the faggot

Ow the edge

Leave Earth

play video games

Check those dubs

Go wreck the shit out of the Middle East, start with leveling Dubai, then turn Mecca into a graveyard, topping it off with the biggest American flag I can find.

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Non stop rape of male and female victims all over the world, super anal penetration... nothing but x-ray vision molestation no one can stop me no one

Remove kebab

Sorry nerdboy, i got here first

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Kill everything i hate : sjw, goat fucker etc.
Run for presidence of the world. Everyone who oppose me will be killed.
Remake the world as it meant to be

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Punch Hillary in the cunt.

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But she doesn't have one m8
Piss off kid

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I'd take out the military bases of every country

I'd bench press some trucks and get all the ladies mirin' my sick gainz. Then I'd throat punch Jimmy Fallon.

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Samefag

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immediately fly into the sun and hang out there for a while.

Dumbass, only 7 ar me

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skeletor thread

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travel the universe

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Which superman would I have the powers of? Silly capeshit? Muh justice league? The mexican superman? Black superman?

Fuck yeah outta nowhere fucking skelator nigga

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I WILL FUCKING FUCK ALL WOMEN

Rip myself in half.

We need more skeletor in this thread

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There's this girl who lives 5000 miles away. I wanna go meet her first.

go around the planet killing every male in sight, then procced to have the world for myself.

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Punch my enemies into a red mist

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Ron jeremy thread now??

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I will defend society of criminals

I have to finish watching this crap lol
I´m on He-Man S1 Vol2 Disc1 Ep 6

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I'd go back to sleep, knowing that with all my powers no one would dare wake me up.

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Cut through the toilet during my morning pee, freak out and accidentally jump through the roof

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rape everyone

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for a nice cool 15,000 years.

ill fuck your mom

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Meditate in the Sun

Id find an island somewhere nice, like greece or bahamas.
Id claim it as my own, anybody on it would be relocated and given $1mil in compensation.
If they still dont move then they die.
Hire contractors to build me a sweet paradise mansion
Probably spend a few days chillin and fuckin bitches n shit.
Run for president because im fucking superman.
If you dont vote for me ill kill you.
Eventually become emperor of earth then spend a few days chillin again bacuse being emperor is hard work.
Id then probably live out my days as a god, chillin, fuckin, killin people who would rise against me.
Maybe explore the oceans to their fullest and eventually space.

rape my sister really hard in the anus

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Because waking up with the power of superman just isnt powerful enough?

He Man thread

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I'd literally push the earth into the sun

I always get into my imagination when I'm at work, if I had super powers, they could just fire everyone else and give me their wages because I would be so fast and strong. $100,000 an hour, and I could sandbag and draw it out a little longer. Wouldn't even have to use a machine, so they could sell all of em off and give me a bonus. Pretty lame but whatever. I could start my own business doing anything I wanted, swim up into the earth and pull out precious minerals or oil. All that shit

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We need some Gwenpool in this thread

Rob a shitton of banks.
Dig for precious metals.
Go blaze it in the sun for like, a few days.
Obliterate the middle east with lasers.
Kill Shillary.
Blaze it some more.
Go dig up gold and shit.
Build a palace.
Blaze it.

And the apes shall inherit the earth

Rob banks and go Saints row on some cops.