Reaper is your favorite Overwatch character

> Reaper is your favorite Overwatch character

What's your favorite anime?
Why are you bullied at school?
Why do you always skip gym class?
Is your autism getting healed soon?
How do you fantasize about killing everyone you hate?

none
i wasn't
didn't skip
ofcourse not
just no

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>How do you fantasize about killing everyone you hate?

By twisting around in circles, shouting "die, die, die!"

Living in denial

I think this applies to the fuckwads who play bastion and hanzo, never really played reaper but hes not hard to kill or overpowered like some other people.

reaper is actually one of the columbine killers recruited by the government

> Is your autism getting healed soon?

> tfw you're 24 years old and autism gets worse every day and you're becoming a full on alcoholic

at least I have a gf tho

He calls his minder his girlfriend

ay man bastion's just a cute lil robit

The edge though

basically true, I feel she's more fed up with my shit every day

too right, reaper is like the epitome of angrey gam3rs, what you main?

>yfw rekt by Reaper
seriously, just l2p, Reaper is easy to kill

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I know bro - I only said it because I've experienced it too :'(

I cured my autism with xtc

What is wrong with Hanzo? He isn't edgy at all.

XTC really helped me with my social anxiety. Always thought it was bullshit when reading stuff saying it helps with some of your mental disorders, but it actually had an impact for me.

One could make a case that he is the hero all weebs main, I guess.

Reaper is pretty much a glass cannon. Sure he is easy to kill, but he can take out anyone pretty quickly too. His teleport and flee skills help him get behind enemy lines to surprise everyone then run away.

A good reaper can be hard to kill.

just a shame it can't top my first time using it

spongebop
yes
yes
no
i use brain

and who is overwatch

I don't, I mained Zenyatta

His ultimate is just completely anti-fun and stupid in general. TP in and use ult > 3 or 4 kills > turn game around.

I'd rather see it change from a OHK to a 50/75% hp dmg per shot, but with a higher fire rate to retain the ultimate's value but open counterplay. Separate shit reapers from the good ones.

idk im fine with reaper mains.

genji and tracer mains can go slice their necks tho

What do you mean? That your first time will always be the best roll? Couldn't agree more.

People actually play this TF2 ripoff?

Why do you play genji op?

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Kekd hard at filename

> dragonball
> emo kid
> didnt
> what autism
> fuck em in the ass til they die

yup

>> fuck em in the ass til they die
nigga gonna pull an Iron Shiek

>What's your favorite anime?
Katanagatari
>Why are you bullied at school?
Anger issues when younger
>Why do you always skip gym class?
Because I had better shit to do.
>Is your autism getting healed soon?
yeah I got over it in 7th grade
>How do you fantasize about killing everyone you hate?
I don't

Confirmed

Hanzo is not edgy ? Lolmao, he's like the fantasy of every weeaboo in the world.

"MUH PROUD JAPANESE ARCHER WHO KICKS ASSES. I PROBABLY LOOK LIKE HIM WHEN I COSPLAY, HANDSOME AND MYSTERIOUS WARRIOR."

God. This whole game is "Reddit: The Game"

You got:
- a groovy black guy (cause stereotypes fuck yeah)
- a chubby girl with glasses (a.k.a "let's bait the insecure gamur girls into our game")
- At least one asian guy (cause pretty sure Gendji is jap too, MUH CYBER NINJA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
- A (disgusting) HUGE BUTCH LESBIAN playing the tank (a.k.a let's bait all the lesbian gamur girls into the game because "ITS GOOD TO SEE A LADY TANK FOR ONCE DEATH TO PATRIARCHY")
- A short haired girl kick-ass action hero (a.k.a sugarcoating on the gamur girls baitmachine)
- An indian girl

And at the same time you've got some very generic chars to please the lust & fantasy of more regular basement dwelling autistic gamers:

- Tight clothes with firm tits and asses everywhere
- Some cartoonish badass chars like McCree, Reaper or Hanzo, to make the 12 years old think they are tough fucks.


I mean, I play this game and I find it funny and relaxing cause it's so casual but I must say the balance of the lore & the chars is soooo SJW oriented that it's half annoying.
I mean, it's freaking obvious BliĀ² tried their absolut hardest to appeal everyone on earth because "muh political correctness".

Pretty sure I'll climb the ladder to the max and just let it go after that. Just to see if at some point I'll face real FPS players and not crybabies that must play with a controller to think a headshot with widow is such a miracle.

Nigger did you forget your meds again?

U mad?

Speaking the truth

It's pretty much a copy-pasta I have sitting on my computer.

Why do people think you're mad when you express an opinion about something ?

Nah, I thought it would be interesting to hear what y'all think ?

kek

I really liked his appearance, but he sucked when I tried him out. The week robot samurai and Archer are much better.

Team Fortress 2 master race.

I main Reinhardt and was satisfied that he was spared your wrath

Sad Satan, try it !

>Sup Forums doesn't like this game
>"Reddit: The Game"

well guys, its official - Overwatch is a good game

Cultural stereotypes have never been this badass.

>Tracers my fav
>Elfen Lied
>Homeschooled
>Homeschooled
>I don't have autism
>I have no desire to kill a living being

>trying this hard
>on something that isn't true

Are you a hologram?

Your screener is showing

Reaper is under powered lol
Legit but, shit champ

hellsing
broken family
health problems, but im trying
cannabis cures
i hate everyone so i have to mind mass scale effective and efficient methods, blueprints

i do fantasie murder but reaper isnt my favorite i id say the healing slut is my fav

Lucio's a better support

It's not OTK though.

>playing a character because of the looks

I play Reaper when the situation calls for it, it's a good character, despite being satirically edgy.

His ult is the only thing that makes him a better support. His pitiful healing and brief speed boost doesn't compared to Mercy's healing and damage buff.

reaper
casul

Kek

My nogga

Agreed. A good Lucio can still rek though

The speed boost helps heaps in teamfights. You're team don't even get damaged enough to need a strong heal plus its aoe heal

This

he's not, he sucks.
Sold 76 is definitely fav, most versatile. Ability to sprint anywhere? Check. Potent selfheal? Check. Acceptable+ damage output? Check.
Love the guy. Most gold medals with him usually.
However that ult is kinda meh-y. I can aim myself, thankyou. And with that kinda low-ish damage of regular rifle (aka no rockets) especially over longer distances, that ult is mostly useful as support when all the damage coming at you is getting tanked and you can jump out of your favourite hideout corner.

Zenyatta second fav.

Because when people read it in their heads it's easy to imagine that your sitting there animatedly ranting about it.

Eh, he's alright i guess. Damage output isn't that good

I personally love playing Widowmaker. I think it's fun as a challenge to find "that one good spot to snipe from" and stay mobile, setting down traps to distract enemies, and move in with hip-fire autofire to help others. The Widowmakers who just sit there and snipe are so dull.

All you really needed was
>You have a favourite Overwatch character

I like winston, kinda wish his tesla canon wasn't shit.

He would be OP if it wasn't.

>tracers my fav
>i don't have autism

you might want to get yourself checked again fam

mercy is a better defensive healer whereas lucio is a better offensive healer

Yeah but nah. CS / UT master race when it comes to shooters...

Cause it's one of the few chars not overly stereotyped. I mean okay he's a tank in a big armor, but why not at some point you still gotta make a game. He fits his role.

I enjoy the game, what in " I play this game and I find it funny and relaxing" fucking mongoloid ?

Well, if you don't agree with my post you are really dumb. Everything I said I obvious as fuck. BliĀ² made the most politically correct game possible to appeal the masses, including tumblrinas & weeaboos.
Doesn't make it a terrible game, just it's funny to see them try this hard to get love from outcasts.

Good Lucios are machine. On certain maps (with lots of places to fall from) they are top tier.
Movespeed & Ult are so good in teamfights.
Besides, his heal isn't that ridiculous.
I find it even a tad bit too strong. He should at least have a lil more CD on his E to make it fair.

76 rifle damages are pretty good tbh. Except against big tanks I find him pretty fine on that field.

This, most Widows are pathetic in this game.

Damage output is fine on squishier targets that are your usual preys.
If the tesla was buffed shit would be out of control with his tankyness / mobility.

I agree with this

I'd say they fit different roles, they can be used for both. A Widow with Mercy buff is just insane, we run this combo in off & def with the healer of my team and it's ridiculous, makes widow aim much more forgivable cause you have to HS less to 1 hit kill.

Also, Lucio is also good in both off & def, both their kits are very versatile and can be exploited efficiently in any situation.

UT

>Reaper is shit tier, Junkrat is my nigga
>Berserk
>I have a home gym
>I was never diagnosed since it wasn't a big thing when I was younger (27 now), but my younger brother has autism so I probably do since I used to act just like him
>I don't like the thought of killing anyone, but sometimes I fantasize about beating the shit clean out of people who do petty shit that irritates me

None
I'm not
I don't
I don't have it
"DIE DIE DIE!"

Reaper seems op, but fuck no, he blows.

Genji/Soldier 76/Tracer and McCree are a good offensive tier

Yeah, spent some time on Quake 2 too. Just liked UT more later on. I transfered to CS since 1.0 anyway. I respect both the Quake & UT players cause both have high skill ceilings.

> McCree is my favorite character

I like spaghetti western films and therefore clint eastwood. Sometimes I pretend to be him. I skip gym class because clint eastwood never went to gym in his films either. When I fantasize about killing everyone I hate I imagine to stand in the middle of a street at high noon facing all my bullies. I would then empty the drum of my colt near-instant, placing perfect shots in the fronthead of these pitiful creatures. Pretty much like McCree does. I have no idea when my autism can be healed. But I for now I am happy when I cancel some stupid reapers ultimate with my E. every single fucking time.

Alright, I see your point then, cheers

Oh yeah, most definitely. I'm just saying that lucio fits attacking well with his speed aura to reposition himself and his teammates and his ult for the burst damage as youre going for the push, and mercy fits defence better with her single target spot healing to heal up poke, her damage buff to help stop pushes and her ult to bring up your teammates if a few get wiped to a reaper ult or a junkrat tyre or the like. They can definitely be played in either situation though.

Found the LoL player

I like how it went from

>a groovy black guy (because stereotypes)

To

>...the chars is sooo SJW oriented
>"muh political correctness"

yeah. a white male only with no diversity would've created a much better and richer game. you're totally correct

M8 reaper is for the talentless
Genji is my main man

It's all sarcasm, I don't give a fuck that they portrayed a black man with a "groovy char" personnaly. I just find it fun that instead of doing a "regular" black char, they went full on "HE'S GOT THE GROOVE BABY CAUSE HE'S BLACK AND BLACKS GOT GROOVE ITS WELL KNOWN".


Never said that. Just said that they tried real hard to cover the widest range possible of colors & shapes.

D.VA, Reinhart, McCree, Roadhog, Mercy, Pharah, Widow, Torbjorn, Winston, Zenyatta & Bastion are all pretty neutral chars.

If you wanted to "diverse" your game you could make some of them black, like McCree or Reinhart and everyone would be happy.
But nah, better tryhard as hard as possible and give birth to piglet with glasses and butch dyke so we are sure to exclude no freak out of our game lol

You forgot the part where literally everyone has robotic prosthetic

>2016
>Being THIS edgy

Epressing an opinion isn't "edgy", but yeah I forgot that in 2016 everything above 140 characters is considered a doctorate.

Haha, didn't take that into account. But they are too advanced to appeal the earth cripples. For that they needed a char with crutches, would have been funny to design a kit around that.

that, but the survivability is pretty awesome and with longer life, you can send out more bullets. however shit becomes harder over longer distances, but hey, he's not a sniper. rockets still do the same damage, though, so you can even finish off bastion if that idiot has shitty aim and doesn't melt you on sight

he's op in 1v1, but you can't really rush easily into a pack to launch your ult unless people are retarded, cause he has considerably low health. i always lol as sold when people try this, cause the moment the guy's shadow walk (whatever it was called) ends, he eats a rocket in his face... "Die, d...ied"

You know that the game isnt out yet? Xd

>ITS HIGH NOON
>ITS HIGH NOON
>ITS HIGH NOON
>ITS HIGH NOON
>ITS HIGH NOON

first kek of the day thank you OP.

Hahaha, this ult is not that good tho, takes too long to lock on targets.

Yah it's good, not too good. but his kit as a whole is a bit too much in my opinion.